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Endor
Feb 14, 2006 2:01:05 GMT -5
Post by Tiana, eh? on Feb 14, 2006 2:01:05 GMT -5
The land of the Ewoks, forest moon, blah blah blah, further information forthcoming.
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Endor
Mar 9, 2006 1:15:08 GMT -5
Post by Tiana, eh? on Mar 9, 2006 1:15:08 GMT -5
Two beady eyes peered out from admist the Endor foliage, examining the blue sky thoughtfully. At least, with as much thought as a maniac-crazed Ewok can get. Certainly, not all Ewoks were hell-bend on the destruction of the human race. Only some of them were. Ixxy was.
And still is, come to think of it.
Grinning evilly to himself, he waited. Soon, someone would land on the Forest Moon. Someone had to. Someone with a space ship and access to the stars... his skin glider didn't reach far enough. Someone he could disembowl and steal the ship of before his Ewok henchmen destroyed it in their sadistic and malicious rage!
Someone...
Somewhere...
Somehow.
It had to happen. It was his destiny.
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Endor
Mar 15, 2006 6:29:53 GMT -5
Post by sithhunter on Mar 15, 2006 6:29:53 GMT -5
The sleek Ship Shadow blazer was exiting hyper space when the captin of the ship was thowing a fit. "This is not the ryloth system!" As he said that he baged hi fist on hi fualty hyper jump location computer."Computer where is the nearest planet?" A some what female voice replied "Endor" "then thats where I'm going." the trandoshan pilot said.
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Endor
Mar 22, 2006 3:44:56 GMT -5
Post by Tiana, eh? on Mar 22, 2006 3:44:56 GMT -5
Ixxy watched as a bright and seemingly shiny star burnt its way through Endor's atmosphere. No...
He paused. It was no star. It was a ship! Crowing to himself, he happily bounced around in the underbrush, calling up his Ewokian minions. They could kill the inhabitants and soon move on to take over the entire galaxy!
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Endor
Mar 27, 2006 16:41:25 GMT -5
Post by Padawan goober-shadowslayer on Mar 27, 2006 16:41:25 GMT -5
aiiiiiiiiiiii yayayaya ookooo alalallllallalalllalllal!!! ewok told his other ewokian friends. That is translated'' exxy needs our help'' the curious ewok waddled up to Ixxy and took a seat by him. ( translated into ewokian) ''I need your help'' Ixxy said''can you help us take down that fleet?''
''yes, we are the ewok of Endor'' the ewok said in a confirming voice
''well. . . I guess that that is a yes''
The ewok signaled for the other ewok to come out of the underbrush and they started to walk away.
( by the way rincewind, I do not think that ewok have names. I think that they are all called just EWOK. I am not sure though. you are probably right. don't mind me. *snrk*
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Endor
Apr 1, 2006 20:14:17 GMT -5
Post by Tiana, eh? on Apr 1, 2006 20:14:17 GMT -5
((let's start at the top.
RULE NUMBER ONE IN THIS RPG IS THAT THERE IS TO BE NO GODMODDING.
Godmodding is controlling another person's character.
Edit your post. You cannot post what my character says.
Yes, Ewok's have names. Wicket, for one...))
Ixxy looked confused. For a moment he had heard a voice that sounded like his own. But he hadn't said anything. [You'd like to help me?] he asked. [Well, you can start by ambushing that single ship coming down from above.]
There wasn't a fleet, proving the other Eowk's ignorance.
[We must take over the galaxy,] Ixxy cackled gleefully to himself.
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Endor
Jun 24, 2006 11:47:42 GMT -5
Post by Anarchy's Child on Jun 24, 2006 11:47:42 GMT -5
As Endor got closer and closer, Rhian became steadily more panicked. She banged on the ship's controls multiple times, until she finally gave up and became resigned to her doom™. Just before the entered the atmosphere, lights began to flicker on. She sat bolt upright and took the controls like she had been driving the ship her entire life. It was too late to stop their descent, but she could control the crash, so it could be a merely rough landing, and hopefully, they would make it. Even though the droid was still unresponsive, Rhian muttered, "Hold onto your seat, tin man."
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Endor
Jun 24, 2006 12:09:24 GMT -5
Post by Padawan Yakhana Skie on Jun 24, 2006 12:09:24 GMT -5
Jolting back into consciousness Yakhana looked outside the bridge's windows. She watched as another ship was about the land on Endor. "T-416, T-417 Prepare for landing. Endor isn't much further." The droids went back to work. Yakhana let out a sigh. 'Alone I am vunerable. With others. We are unstoppable... I hope. They may need my help, just as much as I need theirs.' Flipping off the auto-pilot off Yakhana took the controls and switched on and off other needed switches. Endor was closing in. A grin on her face, Yakhana slowed down the ship and let the moons gravity do the rest.
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Endor
Jun 24, 2006 13:23:30 GMT -5
Post by Anarchy's Child on Jun 24, 2006 13:23:30 GMT -5
Rough is a mild way to describe how Rhian's landing went. There were so many trees, it was a miracle that she didn't hit any of them. Well, she didn't hit most of them. For the love of Pete! What planet needs so many trees? She desparately thought. Spinning, the ship plowed into the earth, narrowly missing (you guessed it) a big tree. Rhian unbuckled herself and decided to see what lurked outdoors. While she was crawling out of a hatch, she felt something funny on her belt. Actually, two funny things. They looked like glow rods, but closer inspection found them to be lightsabers. "What in Kessel would I need lightsabers?" Rhian's mystery was getting more and more interesting by the second.
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Endor
Jun 24, 2006 13:40:37 GMT -5
Post by Padawan Yakhana Skie on Jun 24, 2006 13:40:37 GMT -5
The Infinite Shadow become one huge red streak in Endor's sky. She followed the ship ahead of her to see it crash into the local environment. Thanks to the ship Yakhana had an open landing spot. Slowing down the Infinite Shadow was not easy, but Yakhana did it nontheless. With only a few creaks and sighs from the ship she escaped a worser landing. "T-416, T-417 stay on the ship. I'll be back soon after I search out that ship for any survivors." Yakhana jumped up, grabbed her vibroblades and exited the ship. Cutting down any brush that was in her way Yakhana made her way to the crashed ship. "Anyone out there? Can anyone hear my voice?" 'With this crash, none may have survived.' Yakhana thought and gritted her teeth. Still she yelled out hoping for a response.
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Endor
Jun 24, 2006 13:47:23 GMT -5
Post by Creed Shields-Braedon on Jun 24, 2006 13:47:23 GMT -5
((LoL! I don't think I've ever had the problem of cross-posting RP on this forum. All patched up, now.))
Meanwhile, Creed woke up. It wasn't the first time he'd opened his eyes to find himself in a decidedly different place than he last remembered, but...this is a forest.
Brilliant observation. I don't remember being near a.....what did you have to drink? He decided that this was not a safe question to pursue at the moment, and stared wincingly about. Well, if you're going to wake up in the filthy lethal outdoors, it's a lucky thing you do so under tree-shadows.
Oh, thank you for that. Now my day is just made. He shook his head violently, willing a clean slate and an end to inter-personality bickering.
"What in Kessel would I need lightsabers...?"
He turned his head, and groaned. It took a plane crash to wake you up?! Wait a moment... He leaned back, and closed his eyes.
He opened them again, and bit down on a loud curse. The forest remained. Like anyone would've hea--oh...oh.......oh............
"Oh, oh!" Yes, thank you. The second Strange Flying Machine came down, rather hard and fast, and very much too close. Tell me I haven't accident'ly got into some kind of war...? He closed his eyes again. You can deal with it after dark.
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Endor
Jun 24, 2006 20:32:49 GMT -5
Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 24, 2006 20:32:49 GMT -5
A little teddy bear popped up behind Creed, and grinned maliciously. "Yup nub?"
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Endor
Jun 24, 2006 21:10:20 GMT -5
Post by Absolon on Jun 24, 2006 21:10:20 GMT -5
((Ok, Absolon is officially stupid. Revan should be posting this stuff. *bangs head on nearest flat surface*))
Rhian heard a voice calling out, "Anyone out there? Can anyone hear my voice?" She started walking toward the sound of the voice, which sounded relatively human. "Over here!" Unconsciously, she rested her hand on one of the lightsabers. When she realized what she was doing she felt slightly ridiculous. It wasn't as though she knew how to use them.
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Endor
Jun 24, 2006 21:19:55 GMT -5
Post by Creed Shields-Braedon on Jun 24, 2006 21:19:55 GMT -5
"Yup nub?"
Creed's eyes blinked open again, taking in eerie forest gloom. ?bun puY He shook his head a little. Oh...yum nuts...wha--? He slowly turned onto his stomach. What a very tiny little...person. Creature. Thing. Tiny and thick... He squinted. Tiny and thick and hairy.....thing. Oh, my.
"Helloo. Can I help youu?" You...furry.......little..........thing...his brain finished lamely. That was lame. Oh, thank you, I'll make note of that. You're hungry. You ought to...no, maybe not. Yes! Absolutely, you should definitely get some nourishment, because you have no idea where--yes, there's definitely somebody over there, but it's a loong walk and...I really think you had ought t--
"I don't like eating hairy things!" Oh, now...that was supposed to stay in your head!
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Endor
Jun 24, 2006 21:20:21 GMT -5
Post by Padawan Yakhana Skie on Jun 24, 2006 21:20:21 GMT -5
Yakhana heard the reply. "Thank the Force!" She rushed over to the replier. Not any serious wounds. She would be fine. "I saw you crash into the forest. I landed behind you to see if you were alright. Were there anyone else on board who has sustained more damage? My ship has a medbay and I do carry some medpacs with me."
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Endor
Jun 24, 2006 21:32:05 GMT -5
Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 24, 2006 21:32:05 GMT -5
"Grrr." It scowled at him, and used its spear to test Creed's pokeability. Of course, the sharpened stick wasn't much use, and the Ewok had hardly put any force behind it. Determining the solidity of the human...
Human?
Humans don't have teeth like those!
"Yup! Uzhub!!!" It pointed threateningly at Creed, waving around its pointed stick. "Uttini!" [Idiot human.]
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Endor
Jun 24, 2006 21:48:17 GMT -5
Post by Anarchy's Child on Jun 24, 2006 21:48:17 GMT -5
"Eh, it's a funny thing, actually." Rhian said embarrasedly. "There's really no one else on board. Well, there's this droid, but I think he's busted." Now that she was about to say it out loud, it seemed even more crazy than it did originally. "I'm not really sure what happened."
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Endor
Jun 24, 2006 21:51:51 GMT -5
Post by Padawan Yakhana Skie on Jun 24, 2006 21:51:51 GMT -5
((( Tiana! Sounds like you have one of those.... hooded things from Tatooine! Not the tuskens... but the cute guys! Can't place the name)))
"I can send my two droids here to repair yours if you wish." Yakhana took a further study of the crash site. "Doesn't look too bad. I've seen worse. You're alive, that's all that matters." She gave a sigh. "All I know was that you crashed onto the moon. You're on Endor if you don't know. The race of the Ewoks live here. But I think you already know that. I'm Yakhana Skie. I wanted to see if you would acompany me to the Ewoks village. They have someone and I plan to free them." 'Not to mention my revenge...' Yakhana thought.
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Endor
Jun 24, 2006 22:01:27 GMT -5
Post by Creed Shields-Braedon on Jun 24, 2006 22:01:27 GMT -5
"Now...now, now, now. Now!" "Uttini!" "...I...I object!" Creed held up his hands in a placating gesture...and fell flat on his face. Now, that was an intelligent thing to do... He stood up. On second thought, he knelt. On third thought, he sat down. "Now, umm...I'm not going to eat you. Or chase you around. Or.....anything. So..." His voice trailed off.
Truth be told, his own brain had turned his stomach. Using the term..."eat" in connection with a little hairy beastie's blood. Using the vulgar, idiotic term "eat" in.....that way at all... No. Not going there.
At this point, the urge to cough politely was overwhelming. It won't make any difference...I don't think he knows-- He coughed. It was polite. It was a signal that polite conversation ought to follow. Oh.....this is not going well.
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Endor
Jun 24, 2006 22:09:27 GMT -5
Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 24, 2006 22:09:27 GMT -5
((I know. I wanted to see if anyone would recognize the Jawa word thrown in there... oh, and Obi-Wan's on Coruscant still. He just got thrown off of the Temple. )) The Ewok scowled. "Ezidi! Yup! Yub!! EIIEIEIEI!!!" The latter happened to be a general warcry translating as "EIIEIEIEIEIE!!" in the Basic speech. Of course, that was secret Ewok knowledge. Giving the vampire a furry stare, it glowered down at him, pointy stick in hand. Of course, it didn't know that he was facing a vampire. He only knew that it was some creature that had just appeared, and happened to have fangs.
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