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Post by Tiana, eh? on Oct 7, 2005 17:25:02 GMT -5
"I can't date a chicken!" Tiana exclaimed. Darth Reallife the chicken panicked, and ran around in little tiny circles until he accidently fell into a stew pot, and became dead.
Unfortunately for the group of campaigners, he had a clone of himself for this very purpose locked away in a closet. Upon his death by soup, he activated the clone, and the evil and foreboding Sith left and wandered off to wreak more havoc.
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Oct 7, 2005 18:29:15 GMT -5
CY, if there was a dog and a cat in the middle of the road and you had to hit one of them which one would it be and why?
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Post by sithhunter on Oct 7, 2005 18:34:49 GMT -5
CY, if i vote for you will stop with eating inocent bunnes?
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Post by Cy Otauna on Oct 8, 2005 9:48:26 GMT -5
... WHY ME???!!! I would definatly try to swerve and miss both dog and cat. Whichever one, if either, I unfortunately collided with would be a matter of probablility and their decisions in running frantically across said road in a certain direction. I don't eat innocent bunnies, not that I know of...
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Post by Morgana Le Fay on Oct 8, 2005 17:04:58 GMT -5
.... I guess I started something... ...
Thank you for answering my questions - sort of. Candidate Joan, is lembas a staple or a delicacy? The answer, although blunt, did not show which you think of it as.
Is blue milk healthy to consume or junk food?
If Ewoks are friends, does that make Gungans food?
Does your opinion on Ewoks have anything to do with your Force philosophy leanings?
If you have taken over the Matrix, why haven't you defeated Darth Real Life yet?
And if you have taken over the Matrix, as you all claim you have, what proof can you offer that you have actually succeeded in thus?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Oct 8, 2005 19:22:56 GMT -5
Oh, and...one more question!
(clears throat)
What...is the air velocity of a swallow?
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Post by Eisley the Mildly Insane on Oct 8, 2005 20:19:42 GMT -5
Is that an unladen swallow?? *Gasps and lasps into memories of Nate's Ninja's days* Sorry . . . . .
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Oct 8, 2005 20:21:43 GMT -5
Yes. Yes, it is. And it's European. (runs off cackling)
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Oct 8, 2005 23:01:53 GMT -5
Faster than my mind, at the moment. And my fingers... I had to type fingers six times. *dies*
Darth Reallife ate my head. And the Matrix. The End...
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Post by Eisley the Mildly Insane on Oct 9, 2005 16:29:01 GMT -5
*pulls out black Ninja suit and pink jumpropes* Okay I'm ready to kidnap Ivan and hold him for a ransom again ;D
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Post by Muckby the Magnificent on Oct 9, 2005 17:25:26 GMT -5
Stay away from Ivan. Stop eating swallows and bunnies and Ewoks. Don't poke the apple tree.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Oct 10, 2005 15:35:28 GMT -5
Darth Reallife: (eats Ivan)
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Post by Caffeinerush on Oct 10, 2005 15:46:05 GMT -5
Our elections are officially insane. *security guards come*
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Oct 10, 2005 20:22:14 GMT -5
Very well. I think of lembas as a delicacy, for the simple reason that it is very difficult to get where I live.
Could you please restate the question?
Ewww! No, Gungans are to be tortured. The only good think that has come of the entire race of Gungans is the phrase "okie day", and even that I could live without. *slays Gungan*
None whatsoever.
Darth Real Life cannot be found within the Matrix.
[mindtrick]joanisthematrix[/mindtrick]
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Post by Master Stone the Shadowslayer on Oct 10, 2005 21:28:12 GMT -5
I agree CR!
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Post by Cy Otauna on Oct 11, 2005 6:52:12 GMT -5
What do we do about a tie in the poll to end all polls?
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Post by Master Stone the Shadowslayer on Oct 11, 2005 13:17:37 GMT -5
DO we get four admins?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Oct 11, 2005 15:16:04 GMT -5
Ummmm... (ponders)
That would be sort of like having a Member of Parliament for every six people... (cracks up) But meh. No, I think we're going to stick with the elect-two idea for the time being, unless this tie continues to rear its not-entirely-ugly-but-rather-annoying head. Heh. I'm going to have to send out another all-member PM in the next little while, I think...
A sure-fire way to break the tie?
I have no idea.
(dons camouflage and goes to hunt out those who haven't voted yet)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Oct 11, 2005 18:38:28 GMT -5
I'm getting mom and Elwing to vote. That might break it... and maybe my vote should class for three? Loleth...
Darth Reallife: (gets dragged off by security)
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Post by Skye Muad'Dib on Oct 14, 2005 15:01:14 GMT -5
This is most odd. We have a four-way tie of 8 votes per candidate. lol. Ah the insanity.
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