Post by Master Warious on Sept 14, 2005 14:00:06 GMT -5
...who do you think it looks like?
I know who it is.
This was really funny.
Bill of NON-Rights."
> >>>
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big
screen
TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can
legally
acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be
offended.
This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for
everyone -- not
just you! You may leave the room, turn the
channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full
of idiots,
and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from
harm.
If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful,
do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your
relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food
and
housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found
and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing
weary of
subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch
potatoes who
achieve nothing more than the creation of
another generation of professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care.
That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're
just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm
other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill
someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry
in
the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions
of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services
of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get
together
and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right
to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of
us
sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in
hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the
opportunities of education and vocational training laid before
you to make yourself useful.
ARTICLE IX: You do
do not have the right to happiness. Being
an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness
which, by the
way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an
over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were
confused by
the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't
care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it.
(lastly....)
> >>>
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our
country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the
belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to
believe in any religion, any
faith, or no faith at all; with no
fear
of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our
heritage and history and if you are uncomfortable
with it, TOUGH!!!!
If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have
to,
and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. It's just about
time common
sense is allowed to flourish.
Sensible people of the United States speak out because if
you don't, insensible people will.
I know who it is.
This was really funny.
Bill of NON-Rights."
> >>>
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big
screen
TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can
legally
acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be
offended.
This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for
everyone -- not
just you! You may leave the room, turn the
channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full
of idiots,
and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from
harm.
If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful,
do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your
relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food
and
housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found
and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing
weary of
subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch
potatoes who
achieve nothing more than the creation of
another generation of professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care.
That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're
just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm
other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill
someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry
in
the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions
of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services
of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get
together
and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right
to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of
us
sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in
hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the
opportunities of education and vocational training laid before
you to make yourself useful.
ARTICLE IX: You do
do not have the right to happiness. Being
an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness
which, by the
way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an
over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were
confused by
the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't
care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it.
(lastly....)
> >>>
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our
country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the
belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to
believe in any religion, any
faith, or no faith at all; with no
fear
of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our
heritage and history and if you are uncomfortable
with it, TOUGH!!!!
If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have
to,
and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. It's just about
time common
sense is allowed to flourish.
Sensible people of the United States speak out because if
you don't, insensible people will.