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Post by bob on Jul 18, 2005 19:40:41 GMT -5
hi i'm bob. King bob of trooperness to be exact. i will keep a journal of my daily thoughts(if any) and tell you how bob feels. i will also post pics of me and vader if I can have a chance. today- i got yelled at by vader. he asked me if i could get him a double double. i asked him what a double double was and he took away my pillow then he told me a double double was a kind of coffee. i went to the coffee place and asked for 4 coffees and brought it to him. this is what he looked like when i gave all the coffee to him i don't think he was happy becuase he droped 3 of the coffees and only held one. i think he is too wastefull. I don't like him.
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Post by Master Warious on Jul 20, 2005 11:43:53 GMT -5
Ah...the life of a stormtrooper. My sympathies. Normally I'm the one who gives him a hard time as we share the same master. Vader's need for caffine is probably my fault. I apologize.
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Post by bob on Jul 20, 2005 16:33:58 GMT -5
well that is fine. you on my most respected list of evil people. Now for some more pictures of me and vader. ok i found it. that is me along with vader trying to get luke to turn to the dark side. i was a bit off balance. i really wanted luke to come because he seemed nice. i didn't like it when vader chopped off his hand.
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Post by bob on Jul 20, 2005 16:45:16 GMT -5
today- I accidentaly lit the hall on flames. it was weird. i thought putting oil all over the floor would make it so people could have fun sliding when they walked. but then the other stormtrooper made a spark and it lit up when Vader was walking through. see: i don't know why he always think i do everything. i just try to help.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 23, 2005 19:11:45 GMT -5
*remarkably amused*
Heh... very...
FIRE! AHHHHHHHH!
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Post by bob on Jul 25, 2005 19:15:29 GMT -5
i am glad you find it amusing. Today- i bought a vader stress releiver. i can choke it as much as i want as long as vader doesn't see it. here is me chokeing the life sized doll. he is in robes because it is plush:
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Post by bob on Jul 30, 2005 10:28:57 GMT -5
today vader made us all line up for a demonstration of how he liked coffee. he took out his lightsaber for "dramatic effect". it was annoying.
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Post by godric on Aug 13, 2005 11:19:23 GMT -5
Godric: ALL HAIL BOB, KING OF TROOPERNESS!
All:HAIL!!
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Post by bob on Aug 19, 2005 17:52:36 GMT -5
yess!! HAIL! Thank you, Godric! ahem. Today-....i'll let the picture do the talking... yeah dv and me...he wanted to relive his child memories. I mentioned to him he grew up on tatooine where there was no swings then he started to choke me :S so then I swung him.
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 20, 2005 14:20:25 GMT -5
Awwww. Poor Bob. Nice blackmail photo of Vader though if you ask me. You wanna join my stormtrooper squads? I don't put my troopers through such tasks.
You Rule for putting up with Vader like this though. GO BOB!
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Aug 20, 2005 20:34:30 GMT -5
*dies*
That is the funniest picture I think I've ever seen... I'm going to put it as my desktop... *dies again*
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 21, 2005 21:28:04 GMT -5
*dies*
I think that says it all...
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Post by Mekka on Aug 21, 2005 22:24:41 GMT -5
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*dies*
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Post by bob on Aug 22, 2005 14:53:00 GMT -5
Awwww. Poor Bob. Nice blackmail photo of Vader though if you ask me. You wanna join my stormtrooper squads? I don't put my troopers through such tasks. You Rule for putting up with Vader like this though. GO BOB! thanks for your support wWarious. it is hard sometimes. I would like to get out some day. i just need a good plan. maybe you could help me? hey "Tiana" you can use this wallpaper I made it. The deathstar has photoshop.
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 22, 2005 15:01:17 GMT -5
Just ask for a transfer to The Emperor's Fleet. I'm pretty sure Vader would let you...if he doesn't find you valuble to himself that is...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 22, 2005 17:21:38 GMT -5
(grins) Isn't that picture a beautiful thing? Bob invited me out for a photo shoot, and that's the result. Vader doesn't seem too camera shy once he gets involved with the playground equipment.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Aug 22, 2005 17:30:19 GMT -5
Whoo!!! Bob wuz here... snrk. Seems other people were here, as well...
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Post by bob on Aug 22, 2005 17:35:48 GMT -5
Just ask for a transfer to The Emperor's Fleet. I'm pretty sure Vader would let you...if he doesn't find you valuble to himself that is... i have him mad enough now. I just sent the request in. At least I think vader doesn't want me
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ewok
Padawan Learner
boom! big ROcks and explosions r0ck!!!
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Post by ewok on Aug 23, 2005 2:12:43 GMT -5
i was here. i am an ewok. join Me bob.
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Post by bob on Aug 27, 2005 11:57:38 GMT -5
that is cool. you seem smart. I will join you and we can be ewok and bob.
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