Post by Cluge of the Grey on Nov 6, 2004 20:45:56 GMT -5
List of characters you will meet in this movie
Peter Crasher=Our stupid head hero.
Marry Me Watson=His stupid head crush.
Hairy Osburn=His stupid head best friend.
Normal Osburn=Green Freaky Guy=Our stupid head villain.
Uncle Pencil and Aunt July=Our stupid head hero's relatives.
Junkyard Jameson=Our stupid head hero's boss.
Random people=They're all stupid heads.
INTRO:
The camera fades up to see blue painted spaghetti to look like spider webs on a dark background. The words “WALL CRAWLER” appear upside-down and a hand appears and turns it right way up. “A random film by an anonymous Director.” The screen shows several shots of the costume with webbing being taped on to it showing the actors names. After the suit is fully webbed up it shows a cool-looking C.G.I. web turning real.
SCENE 1:
Peter narrating: “Who am I? You really want to know?”
Some super-villain whose name we haven't announced yet screams in the background: “I know who you are!”
Peter's voice: “You don't find out until later! Now shut UP! Ahem.”<br>
Continues narrating: “The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If someone told you that it was a happy little tale, that I was just your ordinary average guy with out a care in the world, somebody lied. This story like any other is all about a girl.”<br>
Camera moves to show school bus zipping down the lane. Camera magically moves through window to show...
Peter narrating: “That girl. Marry Me Watson. I wish I could tell you that was me beside her. Heck I'd even take him.”<br>
Angle showing people in the bus seated next to Marry and moves to outside of bus. You see a hand hitting the glass.
Peter: “Hey! Stop the bus! Ow! Stop running over my toe!”<br>
Peter narrating: “That's me. I look like a dork.”<br>
Marry Me stands up and runs over to the bus driver.
M.M.: “Stop the bus he's been chasing us for, like, ever.”<br>
Everyone else on the bus: “Aw, come on.”<br>
Peter skips up the steps holding his foot in one hand and balancing with the other.
Peter: “Thank you so much. I'm sorry for--”<br>
A big ball hits him on the head knocking him over on his butt.
Unknown person: “You're so lame Crasher!”<br>
Peter walks down the aisle looking at M.M. with googly eyes. Flash gives his side-kicker the wink and he trips Peter on the floor and everyone busts out laughing their heads off. The bus drives up to the stadium and everybody walks out half-listening to the bald teacher.
Bald teacher: “High schoolers, no getting lost on purpose so we have to cancel this trip to look for you.”<br>
Some student: “Sounds like a good idea.”<br>
Bald teacher: “Knock it off.”<br>
He throws a ball at the student to shut him up.
Bald teacher: “Remember, It is a privilege to be here. Let's not have a repeat of our trip to the space station. Giving airlock wedgies, all of you should know better. Now let's move.”<br>
A Rolls Royce drives up to the stadium and knocks over a stop sign.
Hairy Osburn: “Um, Charles can you drive back over to the fire escape without knocking over any more signs.”<br>
Normal Osburn: “Why? The entrance is right there. And I love the sound of crashing metal.”<br>
Hairy Osburn: “Dad you know I don't like it when people know I'm here by the way they hear solid metal bending over and snapping.”<br>
Normal Osburn: “Do not be ashamed of who you are.”<br>
Hairy Osburn: “I'm not ashamed of who I am.”<br>
Hairy throws his backpack at him and runs off cackling evilly. He catches up with Peter and he sees him humiliate himself in front of M.M.
Hairy Osburn: “Hey Pete!”<br>
Peter: “Hi ya, Hairy. My nose is stuffed up again.”<br>
Normal Osburn: “Hairy! You threw this at me.”<br>
Normal handed him back his backpack and lets Hairy feel real embarrassed with his big grin cause he filled it with green Jello.
Hairy Osburn: “Um, Pete this is my dad Normal Osburn.”<br>
Pete shakes his hand and is immediately is shocked with one of those hand shakers.
Pete: “AAAAUUUGGGHHH! Um, nice to meet you sir I read all your stuff on really tiny computer chips.”<br>
Pete says all this while rubbing his hand gingerly.
Normal Osburn: “And you understood it?”<br>
Pete: “Yes, I wrote, like, a zillion papers on it.”<br>
Normal Osburn: “Fascinating. Well, have a good day son.”<br>
Normal Osburn walked into the Royce and as he drove off it ran over a lamp post. In the distance you hear: “I love it!”<br>
Pete: “He doesn't seem so bad.”<br>
Hairy Osburn: “Not if you're a genius. I think he wants to adopt you.”<br>
This is just the first chapter okay? Tell me if you want more.
Peter Crasher=Our stupid head hero.
Marry Me Watson=His stupid head crush.
Hairy Osburn=His stupid head best friend.
Normal Osburn=Green Freaky Guy=Our stupid head villain.
Uncle Pencil and Aunt July=Our stupid head hero's relatives.
Junkyard Jameson=Our stupid head hero's boss.
Random people=They're all stupid heads.
INTRO:
The camera fades up to see blue painted spaghetti to look like spider webs on a dark background. The words “WALL CRAWLER” appear upside-down and a hand appears and turns it right way up. “A random film by an anonymous Director.” The screen shows several shots of the costume with webbing being taped on to it showing the actors names. After the suit is fully webbed up it shows a cool-looking C.G.I. web turning real.
SCENE 1:
Peter narrating: “Who am I? You really want to know?”
Some super-villain whose name we haven't announced yet screams in the background: “I know who you are!”
Peter's voice: “You don't find out until later! Now shut UP! Ahem.”<br>
Continues narrating: “The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If someone told you that it was a happy little tale, that I was just your ordinary average guy with out a care in the world, somebody lied. This story like any other is all about a girl.”<br>
Camera moves to show school bus zipping down the lane. Camera magically moves through window to show...
Peter narrating: “That girl. Marry Me Watson. I wish I could tell you that was me beside her. Heck I'd even take him.”<br>
Angle showing people in the bus seated next to Marry and moves to outside of bus. You see a hand hitting the glass.
Peter: “Hey! Stop the bus! Ow! Stop running over my toe!”<br>
Peter narrating: “That's me. I look like a dork.”<br>
Marry Me stands up and runs over to the bus driver.
M.M.: “Stop the bus he's been chasing us for, like, ever.”<br>
Everyone else on the bus: “Aw, come on.”<br>
Peter skips up the steps holding his foot in one hand and balancing with the other.
Peter: “Thank you so much. I'm sorry for--”<br>
A big ball hits him on the head knocking him over on his butt.
Unknown person: “You're so lame Crasher!”<br>
Peter walks down the aisle looking at M.M. with googly eyes. Flash gives his side-kicker the wink and he trips Peter on the floor and everyone busts out laughing their heads off. The bus drives up to the stadium and everybody walks out half-listening to the bald teacher.
Bald teacher: “High schoolers, no getting lost on purpose so we have to cancel this trip to look for you.”<br>
Some student: “Sounds like a good idea.”<br>
Bald teacher: “Knock it off.”<br>
He throws a ball at the student to shut him up.
Bald teacher: “Remember, It is a privilege to be here. Let's not have a repeat of our trip to the space station. Giving airlock wedgies, all of you should know better. Now let's move.”<br>
A Rolls Royce drives up to the stadium and knocks over a stop sign.
Hairy Osburn: “Um, Charles can you drive back over to the fire escape without knocking over any more signs.”<br>
Normal Osburn: “Why? The entrance is right there. And I love the sound of crashing metal.”<br>
Hairy Osburn: “Dad you know I don't like it when people know I'm here by the way they hear solid metal bending over and snapping.”<br>
Normal Osburn: “Do not be ashamed of who you are.”<br>
Hairy Osburn: “I'm not ashamed of who I am.”<br>
Hairy throws his backpack at him and runs off cackling evilly. He catches up with Peter and he sees him humiliate himself in front of M.M.
Hairy Osburn: “Hey Pete!”<br>
Peter: “Hi ya, Hairy. My nose is stuffed up again.”<br>
Normal Osburn: “Hairy! You threw this at me.”<br>
Normal handed him back his backpack and lets Hairy feel real embarrassed with his big grin cause he filled it with green Jello.
Hairy Osburn: “Um, Pete this is my dad Normal Osburn.”<br>
Pete shakes his hand and is immediately is shocked with one of those hand shakers.
Pete: “AAAAUUUGGGHHH! Um, nice to meet you sir I read all your stuff on really tiny computer chips.”<br>
Pete says all this while rubbing his hand gingerly.
Normal Osburn: “And you understood it?”<br>
Pete: “Yes, I wrote, like, a zillion papers on it.”<br>
Normal Osburn: “Fascinating. Well, have a good day son.”<br>
Normal Osburn walked into the Royce and as he drove off it ran over a lamp post. In the distance you hear: “I love it!”<br>
Pete: “He doesn't seem so bad.”<br>
Hairy Osburn: “Not if you're a genius. I think he wants to adopt you.”<br>
This is just the first chapter okay? Tell me if you want more.
