This is to the tune of SmashMouth's All Star. Tis called "It's Elronds Fault" keep in mind that it is a silly song, not intended to hurt dear Elrond's feelings:[glow=red,2,300]
Somebody once told me of El-ven reigning glory
Then Sauron messed it up with his ri-ing
He was mean and kind of rude
When he killed those army dudes
And bashed their brains out with that mace thing
Well..
The Armies were comin
And they didn't stop comin
Confronted by the dark but they didn't start runnin
Didn't make sense not to flee with their lives
No can-nons or guns, but they did have knives
So they shed orc blood and got hot with hate
Vict'ry was near, but ne'er close enough
Till Isildur chopped off his hand
That's when light could have taken the land but...
Elrond,
You're a re-tard
You had Isildur
In - Your - Grasp!
Elrond,
Just push him in
And it's o'er
In - a - Flash!
NOT All that Glitters is Gold!
You could've ended it then,
Instead you cried, "No-o"
Now...
Frodo's in trouble
And Sam's gone with him
Gollum's a madman
And Boromir's in heaven
The Fellowship of Nine is shattered into pieces
Your daughter's dying instead of sailing to white beaches
There's so much to say
So much to scream
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You had the power to stop this whole thing![glow=red,2,300]Sometime, He'd have to go
(It was either arrows or a lava flow)
Elrond,
You're a re-tard
You had Isildur
In - Your - Grasp!
Elrond,
Just push him in
And it's o'er
In - a - Flash!
NOT All that Glitters is Gold!
You could've ended it then,
Instead you cried, "No-o"
NOT All that Glitters is Gold!
You should have pushed him in
Instead you cried, "No-o"
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