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Post by Mundane Soul of a Thousand on Jul 22, 2004 16:33:43 GMT -5
((please go to ergorianbanaagew.tripod.com/celebrimbor_of_lothlorien/ and click on the LOTS section there you will find a thread that was done totally by me and Eowynskywalker herself at Councilofelrond.com If you want to join you must read the thread CAREFULLY and then you must POST in and make sure it fits with the storyline me and Eowynskywalker have comeup with The Lord of the Snack is very humourable and if you are interested in joining go check it out and then POST!!!!))
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 22, 2004 17:07:17 GMT -5
((Do not underestimate Middle-earthians, for we aren't subtile, and swift to.. well... be insane. Heh. I think you underesitmate us, Miss Layla... I would never've asked you to join if we weren't insane enough to handle LotS!!! If you'd like, we can post the entire thread in the RP area (Completely Insane, or LotR, your choice... we aren't normal...). I would actually recommend that it is posted in it's completetion here, so that we can write it on here. We Middle-earthians work best in our own enviorment.... though we can't even post on your site... sigh. This, when it's finished, will go on the main page of doom, located here. ***Stamps Admin approved on thread*** Now, if we move it to the insane RPs, it'll probably get more response... no one reads the fanfiction anyhow, snrk. And it happens to be your turn to post anyhow... I did the last part! -Eowyn Skywalker))
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Post by Mundane Soul of a Thousand on Jul 22, 2004 17:46:39 GMT -5
((can doo-am Canadian aswell and the Lord of the Snacks just appeared in my mind accidentally when I was watching ROTK))
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 22, 2004 20:32:33 GMT -5
((Uhh... you MIGHT want to change your personal text or Jandalf will kill you... she happens to be married to Obi-Wan. Sigh. I am Canadain!! Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! Now, shall I move this thread?))
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Post by Mundane Soul of a Thousand on Jul 23, 2004 12:55:38 GMT -5
((Yes I beleive you shall *whenever that is*, and who is Jandalf? I dun like Obi-wan especially in Star wars ep 2 attack of the clones- v bad acting))
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Post by Mundane Soul of a Thousand on Jul 24, 2004 19:00:22 GMT -5
((one question . . .how on earth are we going to fit in al the text?))
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 25, 2004 18:37:32 GMT -5
((Jandalf is a Jedi Master (my master, to be more exact...), and a GM on this page-- meaning she's nearly as powerful as I. I'll move the thread... and, as for the posts, we'll repost them up in here as they were last time, all right? You put in your posts, I'll stick in mine, and then everyone else can carry on. Moved to Rivendell... the LotR RPs.))
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Post by Mundane Soul of a Thousand on Aug 29, 2004 8:35:30 GMT -5
((*the new kitten I am holding is hypnotized by the comp* Ok I shall post right now*or maybe when I give the cat up*)) "IT is NOT going to EAT you!"yelled Gandalf. "Now let us change the topic and get back to the Ring." "But you're sure IT won't eat me how do you know?" Frodo asked nervously as he looked out the window and back at gandalf just in time before a pile of eaves missed his head. "Ooops," said Sam shyly to himself. "My bad!" "Now about you're ring," said Gandalf as he finished ductaping Frodo's mouth shut so he would stop screaming whenever he heard the word it or 'IT'.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 29, 2004 21:25:12 GMT -5
Frodo made muffled noices that sounded very much like: I knew you were going to eat me!!!!!
Gandalf rolled his eyes. "Now, Frodo, the ring."
Frodo made more muffled noiced. "Moo."
Gandalf leaned out the window, groaning to himself, and a few eaves narrowly missed his head as Sam continued eavesdroppin'. "SAMWISE GAMGEE!!!!" he screamed, pulling in the hobbit, who stared at Frodo, and at Gandalf, and then back at Frodo. "Red RUM!!!!... well, that's interesting..." Dots appeared, as Sam thought for a moment, thought Gandalf was shaking him, and screaming about the bump on his head.
"So, what you're saying is that we have to destory the ring..." Sam hiccuped.
Gandalf groaned, and dropped Sam. Now Sam was drunk, and doing Jack Sparrow imitations. Why did he have the feeling this was going to be a looooong day.
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Post by Mundane Soul of a Thousand on Sept 2, 2004 15:09:11 GMT -5
"We must destroy the Ring," said Gandalf sinisterly. "NOOOOOOO!!!!" screamed Frodo as he kicked himself out of the mass of ductape (courtesy of Red Green). "I won't let you no never!!!!"
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Post by Mundane Soul of a Thousand on Sept 2, 2004 15:17:06 GMT -5
"A ring?" asked Sam. "NO YOU FOOL!" screamed Gandalf. "IT is not a ring it is a RING!" "IT?" Sam scratched his head.
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Post by Mundane Soul of a Thousand on Sept 3, 2004 7:19:29 GMT -5
"AHHHHH, NOT MY PRECIOUS! SPARE HER PLEASE!!!!!" wailed Frodo as he kicked around uselessly at Gandalf. "What did you hear Samwise Gamgee!" Gandalf glowered at a cowering Sam. "SPEAKUP!" "N-N-othing important sir. I was just droping eave-er I mean clipping the verge if you follow me!" "A bit early for that don't you here, now tell me what you heard!" "Well just alot of screaming, sir, you know from MR. Frodo-something to do with it," Sam looked at Frodo sadly. "Oh well then, what a waste of time," muttered Gandalf as he threw Sam back outside into the verge.
"Ha ha," snickered Sam evily. "SUCKER!"
"NOw about your ring Mr. Frodo." Gandalf looked up at the Hobbit, almost forbiding him to scream again. "It was made by the DARK LORD himself!" "Who's he?" asked Frodo suspiciously. "His name is Sauron," said irritately. "You mean that guy who owns Mcdonalds?" said Frodo quickly then he whispered qiuetly. "You know the hamburgers there aren't REALLY made with 100% (Canadian) beef, that's just the name of the company!" Gandalf raised his eyebrows and tried not to gag. So the rumours were true, if only he hadn't eaten one of those poison patties yesterday. Yet again it would be another long day afterall
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Post by Mundane Soul of a Thousand on Sept 18, 2004 9:14:35 GMT -5
((Hello?))
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 22, 2004 21:07:45 GMT -5
((*waves cheerily* HI!! Fear my power, and all that. How's it going? Can I join in here, or what's going on?))
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Sept 22, 2004 22:22:03 GMT -5
//UHH... it says free for all, so I assume we can join...\\
"IT'S NOT 100% CANADIAN GROUND BEEF?!" wailed Sam. "AAHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" He dove back through the window. "I CAN'T LET MR. FRODO FACE SUCH A TORMENT!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD THEY NOT USE CANADIAN BEEF!!!!!" Sam was devistated by this thought. Because the narrator was Canadian, he had reason to find this a terrible thought, and fate.
"We've got to destroy it..." Frodo went crosseyed. "But I LIKE McDonalds! I mean, it's... RED RUM!" He jumped up and down, and waved about candy. "I feel hyper!"
Gandalf sighed. Not the evil candies!
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Post by Snake Lady on Sept 26, 2004 14:41:34 GMT -5
I am Socratoes, Lord of the Weird smelling realm of Feet and Flies
I bring Beef.. And Candy
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Post by Mundane Soul of a Thousand on Oct 1, 2004 13:02:48 GMT -5
((*NOTE*please make sure to read very carefully before posting please . . . Is based on both movies and books, and don't and I mean DON'T, put in anything that's SERIOUS, because seriousness will be the fall of MAN and the rise of evil McDonalds burger flippers))
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Post by Mundane Soul of a Thousand on Oct 1, 2004 13:09:25 GMT -5
"SAMWISE GAMGEE!" roared Gandalf furiously. "GET OUT NOW OR I SHALL DO SOMETHING!" "What?" Sam scratched his head thoughtfully. "I'll turn you into a crumpet, and EAT YOU MYSELF IF THE ORCS WON'T!!!!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Sam as he dove back out into the verge.
"Now, Frodo, about your Ring," said the wizard turning towards the Hobbit. "tell me, are there any scratces on it?" "No,": answered Frodo as he examined it carefully. It was quite plain, and the gold was beautiful. It was a very beautiful thing. "Let me see it." Frodo was uttermost reluctant to do so, but the gleam in the wizards eye was VERY intimidating. Once the Ring was in Gandalf's hand he threw it into the hottest part of the fire. "What are you doing!?" cried the Hobbit in anguish as he reached for the tongs.
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Post by Mundane Soul of a Thousand on Oct 1, 2004 17:20:33 GMT -5
((NOTE: the fantasy of ones dreams has been changed to LOTS <LORD OF THE SNACKS> so if you want to find out more about LOTS click on LOTS))
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Post by Mundane Soul of a Thousand on Oct 16, 2004 8:33:12 GMT -5
"NO!" shouted Gandalf. "Just wait a while Frodo." Frodo conspired.
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