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Apr 11, 2004 20:21:53 GMT -5
Post by Master Warious on Apr 11, 2004 20:21:53 GMT -5
No I haven't seen him since you hired me. Where, might I remind you, I almost got killed. But you are cool.
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Neo Anderson
Sithly Elf
Chosen one of Purpleness
In the words of Middle-earth, join me or DYE!
Posts: 37
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Apr 11, 2004 21:18:12 GMT -5
Post by Neo Anderson on Apr 11, 2004 21:18:12 GMT -5
Oh, so YOU'RE the one who almost killed me, Darth Warious...
Hi, Smith. Are you surprised to see me?
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Agent Smith
Jedi Hobbit
Agent of Purpleness
Welcome to the Matrix. I will live again!
Posts: 28
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Apr 12, 2004 15:30:37 GMT -5
Post by Agent Smith on Apr 12, 2004 15:30:37 GMT -5
I am not suprised to see you here Mr. Anderson. In fact I expected you to be here.
Oh yes, Warious. The main fact that you and that elf should be grateful for is that I did not kill you for your apparent failure. I have heard that a previous employer of yours was famous for executing those who failed him.
I will faind you Mr. Anderson.
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Apr 12, 2004 15:53:30 GMT -5
Post by Master Warious on Apr 12, 2004 15:53:30 GMT -5
ANDERSON!!!!! I will kill you! I will find you and I will kill you!!!!! *noise heard in the backgroud like a struggle* Warious: Haldir : Sorry bout that.
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Neo Anderson
Sithly Elf
Chosen one of Purpleness
In the words of Middle-earth, join me or DYE!
Posts: 37
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Apr 12, 2004 15:57:03 GMT -5
Post by Neo Anderson on Apr 12, 2004 15:57:03 GMT -5
Ahh, thank you, Haldir. You will not get me, Warious. The Dark Side will not avail you, flame of... erm... umm... SITH OF CORASCUANT!!!!!!
Agent Smith, you will never find me.
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Anarane Alcarin
Jedi Hobbit
*~Frodo Baggins and Elijah Wood fan at Heart!~*
Posts: 26
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Apr 13, 2004 7:50:22 GMT -5
Post by Anarane Alcarin on Apr 13, 2004 7:50:22 GMT -5
Uh hello Agent Smith and Neo Anderson. I am Anarane Alcarin. can you please tell me a little bit more about your selves?
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Neo Anderson
Sithly Elf
Chosen one of Purpleness
In the words of Middle-earth, join me or DYE!
Posts: 37
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Apr 13, 2004 18:18:28 GMT -5
Post by Neo Anderson on Apr 13, 2004 18:18:28 GMT -5
Do you not know much about me? I'm the ONE, and all shall love me and despair. My goal in life is to kill Agent Smith... but he's hiding in this matrix of a computer program... must hack it... I am powerful, and no one is powerfuler than I! I'm the best!
(Trinity is heard in the background with very non-PG words about egoticim...)
Erm... *stumbles around...* I'm not the best... err... The Oracle is... *Thud*
Oh great.
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Agent Smith
Jedi Hobbit
Agent of Purpleness
Welcome to the Matrix. I will live again!
Posts: 28
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Apr 13, 2004 18:25:37 GMT -5
Post by Agent Smith on Apr 13, 2004 18:25:37 GMT -5
I am Agent Smith. I am an advanced computer program specifically designed for eliminating Zionists. My main target is Neo Anderson. Do not pay any attention to Mr. Anderson. He is prone to delusions of grandeur. And Mr. Anderson, if you think you can hack into my system, think again.
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Apr 13, 2004 18:39:05 GMT -5
Post by Anakin Skywalker on Apr 13, 2004 18:39:05 GMT -5
Hi! I'm Luke Skywalker, and I'm a powerful Jeedi err, I mean Jedi! My primary purpose here is to regain my lightsaber that Eowyn Skywalker so unjustfully stole from me. I will also make her give me my name back. I do not like Eowyn. She stole too much from me. I'm a lot like my father... want some garlic, anyone? I have all 152763 of Anakin's. I am powerful, and will regain my lightsaber... one of these days...
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Apr 14, 2004 11:47:25 GMT -5
Post by Trinity on Apr 14, 2004 11:47:25 GMT -5
Uh, Hi! I am new to this site, and I just wanted to say hi! So there, I said it! Eowyn Skywalker told me to come here and post my Pirates story, so hopefully that will happen soon... yeah. Uh, for the moment, that's it, but please say hi!
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Agent Smith
Jedi Hobbit
Agent of Purpleness
Welcome to the Matrix. I will live again!
Posts: 28
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Apr 14, 2004 15:48:27 GMT -5
Post by Agent Smith on Apr 14, 2004 15:48:27 GMT -5
Miss Trinity. So good of you to join us.
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Apr 14, 2004 16:21:05 GMT -5
Post by Trinity on Apr 14, 2004 16:21:05 GMT -5
Why, thank you!
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Anarane Alcarin
Jedi Hobbit
*~Frodo Baggins and Elijah Wood fan at Heart!~*
Posts: 26
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Apr 14, 2004 17:05:39 GMT -5
Post by Anarane Alcarin on Apr 14, 2004 17:05:39 GMT -5
oookay? ??
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Apr 14, 2004 21:54:54 GMT -5
Post by Tiana, eh? on Apr 14, 2004 21:54:54 GMT -5
Random notation: This site is insane... we never stay on topic... heh...
Trinity! You made it! Okay, about the fanfiction... well, you can only post 10000 words at a time, or something... annoyance... grrr... Well, yeah! I'm so glad you made it here!
Luke... HOW DID LUKE ESCAPE FROM ME?!?!?!?! I STOLE HIS LIGHTSABER!!!... erk... umm... LUKE SKYWALKER!!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!!
(Another random note: This site is also one big RPG... sorta. Let's just say that none of us are ourselves... we are our characters... I'm Eowyn, Agent Smith is well... Agent Smith. It's purposeful... it's meant to be insane... however, you don't have to be insane... just us moderators and admins do... it's our job...)
-Eowyn Skywalker (Vows revenge on Luke...) Wait... master, do you still have the garlic that you took from me...?
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Apr 15, 2004 11:02:30 GMT -5
Post by Trinity on Apr 15, 2004 11:02:30 GMT -5
I don't think any of my chapters are longer than 3000 words anyways, so that should work... I'll try to get it up as soon as possible, but we have a camping trip this weekend and if I break my arm or something as equally heinious, it may take longer!
I like insanity.
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Captain Jack Sparrow
Padawan Learner
Drunken Pirate about to go under...
But why's the RUM gone?
Posts: 6
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Apr 15, 2004 18:46:29 GMT -5
Post by Captain Jack Sparrow on Apr 15, 2004 18:46:29 GMT -5
'Ellow. My name is Captain Jack Sparrow, Savvy?
Yo ho Yo ho a pirates life for me.
I am the best pirate in the Carribean. All will bow and give me Rum on command. Now give me rum!
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Apr 15, 2004 19:41:52 GMT -5
Post by Trinity on Apr 15, 2004 19:41:52 GMT -5
Welcome to Middle Earth, love!
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Anarane Alcarin
Jedi Hobbit
*~Frodo Baggins and Elijah Wood fan at Heart!~*
Posts: 26
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Apr 15, 2004 20:52:29 GMT -5
Post by Anarane Alcarin on Apr 15, 2004 20:52:29 GMT -5
yea welcome. and here is your rum Captain Jack Sparrow.
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Captain Jack Sparrow
Padawan Learner
Drunken Pirate about to go under...
But why's the RUM gone?
Posts: 6
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Apr 16, 2004 17:09:07 GMT -5
Post by Captain Jack Sparrow on Apr 16, 2004 17:09:07 GMT -5
Thank you for the rum, Miss Alcarin. I need more rum now. Does any one have any more?
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Anarane Alcarin
Jedi Hobbit
*~Frodo Baggins and Elijah Wood fan at Heart!~*
Posts: 26
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Apr 16, 2004 17:52:20 GMT -5
Post by Anarane Alcarin on Apr 16, 2004 17:52:20 GMT -5
if you want I can give you some more. I have like a berril of it.... ;D
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