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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 17, 2004 14:44:10 GMT -5
Okay. Thank you for the explaination... I want a co-author... oh MORGOTH MY DEAR-------
I feel so welcome. (cries) Why didn't I join a long time ago? I was sure that I'd never fit in, though that remains to be decided still. Thank you for the welcome.
Obi-Wan loves you? That's cool...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 17, 2004 15:25:01 GMT -5
Shadow, if you go to the Rules board, there is a thread where you can apply for a co-author... I'll say now that Morgoth is not taken... snrk.
I'm glad you feel welcome... that's our goal, is to welcome all... we are Middle-earth, the world not held by rules, and boundarys... unless the PAST-PG-IS-NOT-ALLOWED thing counts there!!! Giggle...
WELCOME TO MIDDLE-EARTH, ehh?
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by Trinity on Jul 17, 2004 15:35:53 GMT -5
Oh, I can't SEE his eye twitching, I just know that it is... I can also tell when the vein in the middle of his forehead starts to throb too... then I run REALLY fast...
Oh, Shadow, I am sure you will fit in! There is room for all, and with Morgoth at your side, well, you can only imagine the possibilities *snicker*...
And yes, the PINK BUS OF TERROR is the bus in my sig, since i am the inventor... maybe I should copyrite that... don't know how though, as Eowyn and i both know, my computer doesn't copyrite properly...
- :trinity: :agentvader:
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jul 17, 2004 16:20:28 GMT -5
Wooo hoo! I have a smiley! :maeggaladiel: Isn't she just the cyoootest thing? Thanks, Eowyn!
Trin, I love the pink bus!
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Post by Trinity on Jul 17, 2004 19:51:50 GMT -5
Oooo, your smiley IS so cute!!!!
You can go RPG in the PINK BUS OF TERROR RPG!!! We can always use a Nearsighted Elf... Eowyn actually added the bus to my sig!
- :trinity: :agentvader:
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 17, 2004 20:07:05 GMT -5
Yeah... my precious little bus of terror... IT'S ALIVE I SAY!!!
C'mon down to the Pink Bus RP...Shadow has posted in there too... we can always use more people who are on their own side, or whatever.......
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jul 17, 2004 21:57:53 GMT -5
Tehehe... Welcome, Ms. Shadow! Shadows are cool... I like shadows. You can sneak around in them and jump on people when they aren't looking. *sneaks around a shadowed corner and jumps on Bob*
Bob: GAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is ruffled*
Dun: Say hello!
Bob: *pushes Duncariel off, dusts off his long and conspicuous black robe, and clears his throat* Hello!
Dun: See, that wasn't that hard! This is my co-author, Bob the not-so-nameless-wraith, who is convinced that his name is not in fact Bob, which it probably isn't, but Tolkien never mentions his name, so I call him Bob... gee, am I rambling? Any way, he's scared of Frodo, so if you see him the nasty little beastie around here anywere, by sure to tell me, so I can sick him on my little, erm, friend....
Bob: Now is the time for you to stop talking....
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 17, 2004 22:35:49 GMT -5
I have the strangest feeling that nearly all of our co-authors hate us, snrk. Save Jandalf's... she feeds Obi-Wan, snrk. And maybe Darth Aragorn... he and Gimli are a fine pair.
Hey, who likes my (yet another) new sig? I have this strange thing for sigs...
Yeah, Shadow's are cool... they are dark, and foreboding, and mysterious, and evil, and scary, and... and... misty and shadowy and... yeah.
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jul 18, 2004 15:12:42 GMT -5
Oo, purdy. Death sticks..... *snicker*
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 18, 2004 16:19:42 GMT -5
Shadows are very cool... moonlight is very cool. So are long, conspicuous black cloaks. So is cursed Aztex gold...
Nice new sig, Eowyn. Deathsticks *snicker*...
Morgoth: What's wrong with Deathsticks? Why did you pull me out of my nice, dark, black, evil hole?!
Shadow: Because, Miss... err... Mister Morgoth, we are the people of the Shadow. And I already told you that if you didn't join me, you would die. :evil elf:
Morgoth: I have a bad feeling about this.
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 18, 2004 16:22:08 GMT -5
Oh ya, thanks for the co-author, Eowyn.
Morgoth: (is angry)
Shadow: Uhh... I think my co-author is getting angry... any tips on how to control them... eek.. heh... err... (runs for dear life) TRINITY, HOW DO YOU KEEP VADER FROM KILLING YOU??!!!!
Morgoth: DIE!
Shadow: But I haven't even done anything to you yet!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 18, 2004 16:26:39 GMT -5
It's all in the leverage, my dear Shadow. Watch this...
Jandalf: (sticks tongue out at Obi-Wan) PPPPBBTTTHHH!!!
Obi-Wan: HEY! That was most uncalled for! Why I'll--
Jandalf: Have some pizza.
Obi-Wan: ...uh...okay. (starts eating)
Jandalf: You see? You must find out Morgoth's weakness, and hold it over him...it might just be something in the form of gems beginning with S...
Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death sticksssss?
Obi-Wan: (slaps Elan) Heck, no.
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 18, 2004 16:32:04 GMT -5
(whispers) Well... that isn't his weakness... I kinda put those gems in my shadowy lightsaber... (rolls eyes) That's why he's mad at me, Miss Jandalf. Hey, do you have MSN? I WANT TO BE ABLE TO CHAT WITH PEOPLE!! (Sigh) Eowyn? Trinity? Jandalf? Duncariel? Any of you?
Morgoth: You did WHAT to MY preciousssssss...
Shadow: Please, no Gollum... and NO, get away from me with that giant spider... I'LL PULL OUT MY CURSED GOLD!!!
Morgoth: You took MY preciousssss?
Shadow: Eek... HELP! Pizza? Axtez gold? No, wait, that's mine... ummm... erk... HE MUST HAVE A WEAKNESS SOMEWHERE!!! AAHHHHHHKKKKKK...
Morgoth: (chases Shadow) YOU STOLE MY GEMS!
Shadow: Your gems? I merely borrowed them... with every intention of returning them...
Morgoth: Yeah, sure... DIE!
Shadow: I get the oddest feeling he didn't believe me... uh... oh... NOOO... (runs again)
Morgoth: COME BACK HERE, I'M ONLY GOING TO USE FORCE-LIGHTNING ON YOU....
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 18, 2004 16:35:46 GMT -5
And, by the way, I am not dear... I would highly recomend not calling me "my dear Shadow". Shadow's are not dear... really.
Morgoth: I could know. (scoffs)
Shadow: Oh, shut up.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 18, 2004 16:58:28 GMT -5
All righty, then. I call everyone " dear" now and then, even my Padawan of anarchy. And yes...I do as a matter of fact have MSN. I'll see about getting it up and running, as things are a bit screwy still, what with the new hard drive and all. My email is jandalftheorange@hotmail, in case you hadn't guessed...snrk.
And I had a thought...perhaps if the Silmarillion are within your lightsaber...Morgoth would be allergic to its blade, like breaking out into an evil rash or something. Might try that.
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 18, 2004 17:03:58 GMT -5
insanity_begins@hotmail.com, actually. *snicker* I like my email... yours... suits you. I'll add you to my contacts, I'm trying to get a list of people on my list there.
Great, so now I'm dear. Well, my dear Morgoth...
Morgoth: (hisses)
Shadow: I had no clue that you were allergic to my lightsaber blade, my dear Morgoth... snicker-- now you cannot come near me.
Morgoth: I would risk a rash to kill you, sometimes, I think.
Shadow: We haven't been together a day now, and you are ALREADY looking to kill me. (begins to cry) How COULD you?!
Morgoth: Erk. The tears... must not think of her as your daughter... must not... errrrr... I'm sorry Shadow, dear...
Shadow: (Great, the enchantment WORKS!)
Morgoth: (Why, oh WHY me?!)
Shadow: (I am evil...)
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Post by Cy Otauna on Jul 19, 2004 10:36:59 GMT -5
jettoz! this is very random...i am just saying i do know The Hot Eye she is not a spy or a figment of your imagination... i don't think. i'm not sure i know anymore. anyway the Hot Eye is not sauron, it is the dianogah... THE DIANOGAH'S EYE IS HOT!! and it would make a very cool banner thingie! oh...what are they called again? i would like one...with x-wings...ooh...
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jul 19, 2004 12:53:34 GMT -5
Wow.... you and Morgoth just seem to....well....go together. As for weaknesses.... Look, Bob! It's FRODO! Bwahahahahahahahahaha.......*coughgagcough* Bob: *is busy hiding under the table* You called, oh high and mighty mistress of doom? Dun: Tehe, Frodo is good for something. Anyway, my msn is bearerofnaraithas@hotmail.com. Naraithas is my sword, in case you were wondering. Bob: Like she needs a sword. Frodo already has one. *shivers*
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 19, 2004 15:00:41 GMT -5
I added you to my contacts, Duncariel... wow, now I have three people to talk to! Eowyn, Jandalf, and Duncariel. (feels very special, even though Morgoth is trying to kill Shadow) My MSN is insanity_begins@hotmail.com. Snicker. I love telling people my email address, they always laugh.
Morgoth: *snicker*
Shadow: SURELY you have a weakness, my dear co-author...
Morgoth: Not dear... not... dear...
Shadow: Yes, my dearest co-author...
Morgoth: Must... not... fall... under... enchantment...
Shadow: It is inevitable. Do not try and escape it.
Morgoth: Grrrr... not... inevitable...
Shadow: (smiles knowingly)
Morgoth: (gives up) Yes, Shadow, my master?
Shadow: snicker. Now, for your first task, my willing, and humble dark lord... (Hey, what do ya know, a WEAKNESS...)
Morgoth: (I will break this spell of hers if it's the last thing I do)
Shadow: (Knowing you, it will be the last thing you do... I have Manwë *alt 137* on speed dial, you know...)
Morgoth: (When did you start reading my mind?!)
Shadow: (When you started thinking.)
Morgoth: (grrrr)
Shadow: (holds up cell phone) (Ahh, my dear little Dark Lord...)
Morgoth: (grrr)
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Post by Master Warious on Jul 19, 2004 15:05:52 GMT -5
Haldir: Morgoth...DIE!
Darth Warious: GET OFF MY COMPUTER!
Haldir: But Morgoth is here...
Warious: Not the real Morgoth dummy. It's just someone's co-author. I apologize for my co-author Haldir. he is an elf and elves don't like Morgoth. Fortunatly, Haldir can't do anything more except type on the computer.
By the way...Hello Shadow. Cool name. Welcome to Middle-earth. I am Darth Warious. A practisioner of the Dark side and the annoying side of the force. The other person that was talking was my co-author Haldir. Please ignore him.
Haldir: But I though I was your...*Warious clamps a hand over Haldir's mouth*
:warious: :warious: :warious:
Warious: As i said, please ignore him.
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