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Post by Darth Vanacoriel on Jun 12, 2004 14:44:48 GMT -5
Alright, EveryOne, I am new to this and am slightly insane, have attention span of a hobbit near food. Actully I am rather insane, Have been obsessed with Star Wars and LOTR all my life and am incredibly amused by POTC! I have stumbled upon this marvolus place by accident, when trying to find a nice hobbit sized hole complete with..something. Am entertained Glad you made it. was wondering what would happen it yoda met Agent Smith in disney land perhaps you can help is driving me slightly crazy.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 12, 2004 15:55:06 GMT -5
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Post by Foral McDerson Windu DOOM! on Jun 12, 2004 15:57:15 GMT -5
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Post by Trinity on Jun 12, 2004 16:05:00 GMT -5
Now I have 402! *snicker* Agent Vader *in distance*: Trinity, I thought you were going to help me drink all hte Pepsi so I can get my shirt! Trinity *sipping Dr. Pepper*: I never agreed to that... Agetn Vader: HELP! I only have five more liters to go! Trinity: If you want that shirt, you earn it yourself! I see no way I could benefit from helping you win, besides the sugar rush. Agent Vader *igniting lightsaber*: How about I let you live? Trinity: Point me in the direction of the Pepsi, Master...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 12, 2004 23:21:47 GMT -5
Darth Vwhoever, if you're going to post more than once as a guest, WHY DON'T YOU SIGN UP WITH US, hmmm? Join me, and together... ehem... cough. cough. Hey, how'd you find us, anyhow?
We always need insane people.... you and Legowen are welcome!
TRINITY HAS A DOUBLE ENDED PINK LIGHTSABER!!!! WOOT!!!!!!!! I AM STILL INSANE!!!! Plus, I am a Jedi. Though I am thinking about being a NFU for a while... the Force gets a bit boring after a time.
Mwha-ha-ha-ha-... AGENT VADER, WANT SOME..... SPRITE?! MWHA-HA-HA-HA!!!!! I WILL KILL THE PEPSI, AND ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!!!!!!! (PS: Legolas, that doesn't mean actually 'love'... giggle. Because no one shall flirt here... a warning to all who might, as I think you finally stopped... snrk.)
...ummm... Agent V., you aren't alowed to kill Trinity, she's a GM!!!!!!
-Eowyn Skywalker (who needs to post because Trinity is catching up to her...)
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Post by Trinity on Jun 13, 2004 14:01:01 GMT -5
:trinity: :trinity: :trinity: :trinity: :trinity: :trinity: :trinity: :trinity: :trinity: :trinity: :trinity: :trinity: :trinity: :trinity: :trinity: :trinity: FEAR MY DOUBLE ENDED PINK LIGHTSABER!!!!Trinity: That's right, Agent Vader! I am an INVINCIBLE GM!!!! I cannot dye! Besides, if you killed me, you would have to walk down the big hill to get your Pepsi, and I know you don't want to do that (the hill is HUGE, in case you were wondering)... *snicker* Agent Vader: Trinity: I think I'll go upstairs now...
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Post by Bob the magic hobbit on Jun 13, 2004 17:12:45 GMT -5
my eyes hurt... I had three different types of cake yesterday. I had the weirdest dream but I can't remember most of it. Any thoughts on how Sauron would end up throwing marshmallows at Jabba the Hutt?
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Post by Trinity on Jun 13, 2004 18:09:00 GMT -5
I think Jabba would tie a chain around his neck and feed him to the Sarlac... after making Sauron feed all the marshmallows to him by hand... at least that's what I would do...
What kinds of cake were they? I like cake... *snicker* :trinity:
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Post by sblomietheinsane on Jun 13, 2004 19:31:03 GMT -5
*snrk* I just got your PT, Trinity...
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Post by Vanacoriel on Jun 14, 2004 1:16:46 GMT -5
Oh, what if agent smith did that really cool thing cant remeber what its called, but sticks his hand in side the dumbo he's riding and turns it into him, with bigger ears? And then Cpt Jack comes running with Luke and is all like Agent Smith, I am your father! and really there was a conspiricy... and garlic heads were in control of disney world.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 14, 2004 11:25:43 GMT -5
*snicker* My PT... (you do mean my personnal title, right)... Yes, I AM THE MASTER OF THE PINK DYE!!!!!!Agent Vader: Happens every day... Trinity: Be quiet or I will throw... something... at you!! Hmmm... if that happened... let me get back to you on that... By the way, Vanacoriel, it is so good of you to join us....
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Post by Bob the magic hobbit on Jun 14, 2004 17:53:25 GMT -5
two marble cakes and a chocolate
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Post by Master Audreidi on Jun 14, 2004 21:30:01 GMT -5
Once upon a time in a strange brain far, far away, Bob the magic hobbit fell asleep, his stomach quite full from various assortments of cake, or two marble and one chocolate, to be precise. As the Narrator currently has no idea what happened in Bob's strange dream, she will only assume it had something to do with the three cakes. As it was, Sauron had some insanity rubbed off from Middle-earth (here, not the Tolkien one) and began to throw marshmallows wildly at Jabba the Hutt, who had gotten lost on his sail barge while looking for the Sarlacc and detoured through Mordor. After successfully thwacking Jabba with many marshmallows, Sauron got bored and retired from Bob's dream, where he sat learning from one of the orc's aunties how to weave a nice hammock so that he could catch some sun, being rather pale and pasty under all that armor.
Audreidi: Sorry about that...Jandalf had another spoofing urge and grabbed the keyboard from me. And she'd be more than happy to kavamm Agent Vader here. It's rather painless, actually; she's kavammed the both of us to the Jedi Temple several times.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 14, 2004 21:46:10 GMT -5
You may be embarrassed to be near him now, Jandalf, seeing as how he finished ALL TWENTY LITERS of Pepsi and is wearing his XX large t shirt over his black suit...
Agent Vader: It is NOT stupid!!!
Trinity: You look like you just came from some Dark lords sleepover party or something!!! Whatever, Kavaam him, please, he is on such a high sugar rush I fear he will explode if he doesn't do something soon... :agentvader:
:trinity:
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 15, 2004 12:06:29 GMT -5
Heehee...what, is he bloated from the CO2 or something? That's okay--he can work it off or something while he KILLS THE DANDELIONS!! I've always wondered what Vader would look like with grass stains...heehee...
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Post by Trinity on Jun 15, 2004 12:57:25 GMT -5
His energy level has just risen to an all time high... Because of all the sugar, you see. So know he is, like... hyper! Which is very amusing, if you think about it, becasue he forgets that he has to duck under the doorways *snicker*
Agent Vader *in distance*: SLAM! OOWWW!!!!!
Trinity: You see what I mean? I think you will have a fun time, Jandalf! It isn't every day a Dark lord looses control of himself! :agentvader:
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 15, 2004 22:11:34 GMT -5
*becomes the admin actually for a moment* Okay, it you MUST talk about Agent Smith and Yoda in Disney Land, and cake, and all that, take it to the 'Random Conversation' thread please! I mean... we really don't want to actually end up with a TOPIC here!!!!!!! Yeah. Why don't you just go and create a discussion topic herein about cakes, and stuff... we'll see how long it actually lasts! On another topic, thanks for joining us, Vanacariel... umm... well... whoever it was with the V for the first letter... ummm... yeah. ...ummm... Trinity, please keep Agent Vader in check... umm... we really don't want this to become past PG. Hey... does this work? :agentvader: :trinity: :jandalf: :eowynskywalker: ... -Eowyn Skywalker +:eowynskywalker:=garlic
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Post by Trinity on Jun 15, 2004 22:19:00 GMT -5
Don't worry, Eowyn Skywalker, Agent Vader shall NEVER go past being PG... Not while there is still breath in me!
Agent Vader *all indignant*: I am more PG than a Disney movie!
Trinity: Dont worry, A.V, she is just doing her job... Yeah, he IS more PG than Snow White *shudders*... *snicker*
And we will take the cake talk elsewhere. How did that get started, anyway *scratchs head*?
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Post by Vanacoriel on Jun 16, 2004 1:36:19 GMT -5
No one can ever remember my name, I feel shunned. Actully I lied. Just Darth Van works, or Vana I have just realized that Agent Smith couldn't turn dumbo into himself becasue dumbo is plastic and not a human or an agent. I also found out that even if you are in grave peril and need to use a pole of swingy-ness to get away you still can't pull poles out of cement, which is not cool. I like cake, cake is like oxygen but not. If cake was like oxygen we would alll be over weight and make odd noises like Boss Nass. That would be terrifying. Have you ever compared the Ani-matrix to the animated LotR? The Ani-matrix is cool. LotR was scary :evil hobbit:
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Post by Trinity on Jun 16, 2004 11:30:38 GMT -5
I have never seen the Animatrix... I looked at the box and thought, "weird" and grabbed Matrix Reloaded...
:trinity:
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