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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 26, 2004 16:36:56 GMT -5
But... but I'm not even a Shadow of a Hand... I'm not even a real SHADOW, for heavens sake... why are you afraid of me?! I'm a Dark Elf-- and in real life I'm naught but human! Really! I could prove that I'm not a shadow by posting a picture of myself, but I am not about to do that where everyone would see it-- that would really change my image. Sigh.
I am not insane, and I hang out here-- I am merely unique. I am not insane. Really-- I actually am very responsible-- in some ways, I guess. If I really was responsible, I wouldn't be here...
Morgoth: Don't listen to a word she says. They'll lie to you, those filthy, nasty little...
Shadow: (hits Morgoth very hard, but only suceeds in inguring herself against his armor) Shut up.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jul 26, 2004 17:03:58 GMT -5
And I quote:
'Tis true! Insanity is just a healthy form of entertainment. Actually, I was in the mall yesterday with my friend, and we were people watching. Anyway, my friend saw some hot guy behind me, so I did the lean over the back of your chair upsidedown thing to see. (no wonder I don't have a boyfriend at the moment...snrk). There were these two preppy girls walking by in their super short shirts and tall shoes, and they were giving me The Look. So, while upsidedown, I just smiled at them. Needless to say, they left very quickly with my insane laughter following them. People watching is fun!!
*cackles madly*
Bob: You're starting to scare me more than Frodo..... I think I'm going to go check therapy rates....
Dun: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shreds phonebook* Bwa-ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You shall never therapathize me, you black robed wraithy thing, you! I am INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: *shakes head* If you say so. Just don't go walking out into the middle of traffic, okay? I don't want to have to scrape you off of the highway today.
Dun: *cackles, and goes to go play in traffic*
Bob: *sigh* And life goes on.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 26, 2004 17:42:10 GMT -5
Heehee...me and my friends sometimes do something REALLY scary to normal people in public. We'll be standing in a group, then at random, one of us will scream: "SAY IT WITH ME AND WIGGLE!!"
Then we'll hurriedly form a circle and begin to flail our arms, screaming "PEAS!!" seven times. Finally, we all point in different directions and yell: "LOOK!! DAVID HASSELHOFF CAN FLY!!!"
Great fun...heehee...
Obi-Wan: I think I'm going to find our phone book and give Bob a call. Perhaps we can arrange something....
Jandalf: OH, no you don't. (dunks phone book in black dye) MWAHAHAHA!!!! IT IS RENDERED ILLEGIBLE!!!
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 26, 2004 19:44:50 GMT -5
Shadow: I'm... just... well... me. I suppose in many manners that makes me weird. Though truthfully, I'm not weird, it's my other self that is-- I am perfectally normal. (cackles-- anyone who's met me-- that'd be around none of you-- shuold know what this cackle it like...)
Morgoth: Uhhh... Obi-Wan, Bob, here, take the phone book. I think we MUST arange something...
Shadow: --HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA--
Morgoth: (plugs ears)
Shadow: (continues laughing, and saying something incoherent that noone besides her can make out)
Morgoth: eep. (tosses phone book, and hides)
Shadow: I SCARE DARK LORDS! P|-|34|2 /\/\3!!!!!!!!
((On a side note, I am normally not this-- odd. REALLY!))
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jul 26, 2004 22:16:04 GMT -5
I AM!!!!!!!!
Which, in reality, is sort of depressing... when you think about it... Aw well, bummer for the normal people who have to deal with me.
Bob: I'm not normal, but I still have to deal with you...
Dun: I'm not normal, and I have to deal with MYSELF!!! Beats you! Bwa-hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! *under breath* sucker...
Bob: I heard that. *throws pieces of phonebook and Duncariel, generally missing, because of the wind coming in through the open computer (oops) window by the computer* Dzang.... now I have to run... *runs*
Dun: *watches Bob run into a wall* Shadow, you may scare dark lords, but I scare their minions. Tehehe.... *yells down the hall to Bob, who is now sitting on the floor sniffing* NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A DYED BLONDE!!!!!
Bob: *sniff* ------------- *sniff*
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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Jul 27, 2004 10:55:13 GMT -5
Hi, everyone! I'm back!!! Yaaaaaaaaah!!!!! :wedge: Ooooooooo, Wedge! Wheeeee!!
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Post by The Hot Eye on Jul 27, 2004 13:51:45 GMT -5
I'm a blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it probably makes me all the weirder... oh well, all my friends enjoy the randomness i bring to the world. I'm not seriously afraid of shadowws of anything although i still fear the hand... i also figured that u werent a shadow but this is just one of those weird things that i do... if someone mentions chicken i will scream CHICKEN and follow that by clucking insanely, that isnt a normal thing that i do it just follows people talking about chickens... just like the hand, and fear, is what follows people talking about shadows and darkness... oh well, like weve been saying, I'm weird.
sauron:*whispering* does anybody know were i can find a phonebook...
hot eye: *menacing look*
sauron: err... eeeep!!!!!!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 27, 2004 16:40:34 GMT -5
Phone book? Nooooo... actually, I don't...
THE EMPRESS IS BACK. RUN AWAY, EVERYONE!!!!!!!! *Hides* You've got a LOT of reading to do, my dear Adrienne... and I do mean a great deal too-- tell your mom that she has to arange for me to come over to 'officially' finish my Awana book!
Blond is cool-- I'm a brown haired gal though... sigh.
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 27, 2004 17:04:58 GMT -5
Well, if Eowyn has brown hair, then I have DARK brown...hee.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 27, 2004 17:06:54 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: Sssshhhhh. I'm posting while Jandalf has left to grab something to eat. Morgoth, Bob--yes, I do believe we must arrange something. Anything. Do either of you know of a good psychiatri--
Jandalf: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! I'M BAAACCKKKK!!!
Obi-Wan: Oh, Kessel--
Jandalf: Here, have a cookie.
Obi-Wan: ...Sure.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 27, 2004 17:33:12 GMT -5
You have dark brown hair, master... really! (Arwen like, I'd say)
Whoa... short post, what's WRONG with me??!
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by Trinity on Jul 27, 2004 20:46:42 GMT -5
Hi Empress Adrienne Gollumeyes! Good to have you back!
I'm blonde! *high fives Eowyn and Hot Eye*
Agent Vader: You could have all probably guessed that...
Trinity: Just because your suit rusted at the beach doesn't mean you have to lash out at those around you...
Agent Vader: At least I didn't sunburn like SOMEONE *looks suggestivly at Trin* I know...
Trinity: I don't know how THAT happened... I used sunblock, but must have missed a couple of spots...
It kinda stunk though because there is tar in the sand so it makes it this yucky gray color and there was TONS of seaweed. I am (oddly, weirdly, strangely, pick an adjective) seaweed phobic. Seriously. I freak out if it touches me. Can't stand the feel or sight of the stuff.
Hey, everybody has SOME weird quirk...
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jul 27, 2004 20:47:27 GMT -5
Bob: It's sad when you're only ally is so easily distracted by cookies.... *sigh*
((bad Duncariel, one line post... snrk))
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 27, 2004 23:33:21 GMT -5
Trust me, you do not want to know all my weird quirks, which, on ME wouldn't even seem that weird... heh. They, for one, involve a people-phobia. Really! Ask Adrienne-- I can't go and ask how much the popcorn is at a movie... SHE has to go for me! I know that Jandalf might not believe it... she did meet me, after all... but then I was in my own world... and SHE was the one who had to start the conversation... however, if I go to a movie without Adrienne or my mom, I'm dead. (hugs Adrienne) She's such a good friend... putting up with my quirks, of which there are many, including a frequent use of 'conspiracy' in real life, and tagging along like Sam. But then, I can handle her frequent Gollum impressions, so we're even... (not to mention that I put up with her ogling over Wedge...)
We all have quirks!
-Eowyn Skywalker
EDIT: 911 POSTS!!!!!
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Post by Master Warious on Jul 28, 2004 9:33:40 GMT -5
Wow Eowyn, maybe we were sisters seperated at birth or something... I have people phobia and my mom doesn't understand why. I'm the only one in my family that has it. I have no problems writing to people but if you ask me to talk I can't 1) look them in the eye 2) speak clearly and 3) gennerally try to avoid them. The only people I can actually look and talk to are my 'sisters'. They're not really my sisters but we could be as a result of knowing too much about the other.
Does Gollumeyes know about Wedge marrying Iella Wesiri?
Commander is mad at Iella just because of that. But in defence of Iella, she is a cool person and Wedge deserved to marry her after what he went through.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jul 28, 2004 11:14:54 GMT -5
I think I'm the only one in my family that doesn't have people-phobia. Unless clowns count as people... *shivers*
In my church, I'm always the one who has to go knock on doors when we, um, go door to door with stuff, and I have to do the talking, and I have to sell stuff.... You get the picture. My problem would be my basic dislike for most of the worlds citizens. Especially guys in the mall who don't know where to rest their eyes.... It's like, "Excuse me?! I do have a face, ya know!" Not like it helps anything that I have this obsession with snappy comebacks..
Bob: That's what she thinks.....
Dun: but you're orange, and not very scary, so you shouldn't be talking right now, should you?
Bob: *sniff* ;D
Dun: If he had eyes, I might feel sorry for him. That is such a sad a pathetic look......
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Post by Trinity on Jul 28, 2004 17:13:32 GMT -5
I'm not people phobic. My problem is that I talk too much! And I have a weird sense of humor and often quote movie lines if they are appropriate for the occasion. The problem I have there is that someone (guys in particular, I've noticed) don't get my humor or don't know I'm quoting a movie, so I end up having to explain myself. Usually I just say " Nevermind" and watch as they walk away in confusion...
MY LIFE IS A TANGELD WEB OF CONFUSION AND FEAR OF SEAWEED!!!!! With a little drama thrown in for fun *evil grin*...
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Post by The Hot Eye on Jul 28, 2004 18:13:50 GMT -5
I'm with dun, one of the few people in my family not people phobic... um, i dont know wether empress has "met" me yet, so ill start of by saying HI!!!
oh yeah... eowyn, whats up with the positions "padwan", "sith master", ect., is there any difference, or is it just there? just wondering...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 28, 2004 18:31:25 GMT -5
Hmm, Warious, maybe we are related! I can't talk to people, or look them in the eye very well either, unless THEY come up to me, in which case I will probably scare them by babbling on about conspiracies... I may have to actually reveal my name to you, and see if it's familiar, snrk.
Hot Eye, yes there is a reason for those-- they are positions. Sith Master of Chaos and Pink Dye-- that's GM, meaning that they are a global moderator. Conspiritor means they are a moderator, and The ONE!! means it's an admin, such as myself.
Padawan: 50 posts, or under
Ranger: 50 - 100 (I think)
Cursed Pirate: (I think is the next level) 100- 350 (I think)
Agent: (I THINK is next) 350 - 500 posts
Jedi Master: 500 and up
Those are for people without moderator status. That help explain it at all?
Trinity, I quot movies randomaly too-- people notice me, I make sure of that... you'd know me for who I am, I'm sure, if you met me. However, I just won't TALK to people that easilly... sigh.
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 28, 2004 19:45:29 GMT -5
Well, I used to be painfully shy...I couldn't even look my own aunts and uncles in the face when I attempted to talk to them. But now...well...let's just say my job would be pure hell for anyone with a people phobia. <(^^)> But I like it...I learned the Litany Against Fear...heehee. Just kidding. It doesn't actually work if you're not a Bene Gesserit.
But I HATE doing door-to-door stuff...I loathe it. There is no WAY you could make me do that, not unless my future career and quality of life depended on it, or something. Heh. Actually, Audreidi tends to be a lot more antisocial than I am. But don't tell her I said that...she can read it for herself. Snrk.
And I think Iella is cool. She and Wedge make a good match, and pardon me if I get smacked for saying that, but oh well.
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