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Post by Tiana, eh? on Apr 14, 2004 22:04:24 GMT -5
"Erk..." Tiana paced around in her purple state. "Erm... I'm mad... Hey, doesn't kibbles rhyme with purple?" she asked randomly. Without waiting for a reply, she continued pacing the yellow brick road. "WHO MADE IT SO THAT NO WORDS RHYME WITH PURPLE ANYHOW?!?!?!?!?!" SHe paused. "For that matter, no words rhyme with orange either... I DON'T WANNA STAY PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"
She looked at Jandalf who was laughing crazily.
"You know, I always mess up the whole kavaam stuff seemingly," commented Tiana. "C-can't you make up words? Like surple? And why do we need to rhyme 'purple anyhow? Can't you try to turn us green, and then turn us UNgreen?"
She glared at Taffy, who was eating purple, garlic flavored kibbles. "Stupid dog. Does anyone want some garlic?"
Tiana rolled her eyes, and pulled out the garlic... an evil grin on her face. "And it you don't un-purple us, I'll put all the garlic in the ventilation systems, master... And I don't care what master Yoda says... I'll do it too! Mwha-ha-ha!" (It's a conspiracy...)
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Apr 16, 2004 23:10:41 GMT -5
Jandalf sighed. "Tiana, you don't understand. If I use words that conform to the rhyming requirements but don't exist, the object of the kavamming always turnes into a dictionary. It happened to Isolder and it can happen again...And Padawan, if you even THINK OF PUTTING GARLIC IN THE VENTILATION SYSTEMS...I'LL...I'LL...TURN YOU INTO A DICTIONARY!!!"
(OOC: the English words that don't rhyme with anything are purple, silver, orange, and month.)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Apr 17, 2004 0:30:49 GMT -5
(OOC: I knew that much already. But doesn't quiver rhyme with silver? And do tell, what rhymes with gymnasium??)
"But MAAAASTER!" complained Tiana, "you can't leave Lindo and I PURPLE!!!!!!!! Can't you turn us green, and than back to white, or whatever?!"
She waved around the garlic. "I'll tell Master Yoda that you were the one who dyed Obi-Wan blue then. And I don't CARE what you turn me into for putting garlic in the ventilation system... anything would be better than being the only existant purple Jedi!" She paused from a moment. "Well, almost anything," she added, after a moment. "BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE US PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll... I'll... I will blackmail you somehow, master, and I don't CARE what you do to try and stop me!!! There's got to be some way to turn Lindo and I un-purple! And I'm NOT staying purple! I'd be classed as a color-blind Jedi... AND WHY DID I HAVE TO USE PURPLE DYE ANYHOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? WHY DIDN'T I USE A COLOR THAT I LIKED AT LEAST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Tiana calmed down long enough to comment: "Where's Anakin?"
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Post by Lindo on Apr 17, 2004 17:48:57 GMT -5
Lindo looked up from where she had been sitting. She guiltily tried to hide Anakin's prone body which was lying behind her.
"Um..." She um...Um'd as she hid her extra large Sharpie marker and scissors behind her back. "I was boooored," she whined by way of explanation.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Apr 17, 2004 18:03:28 GMT -5
After Lindo had stopped umming, Tiana stopped trying to blackmail Jandalf (Although she had came up with many ways to blackmail her already...) and jumped on Lindo.
"YOU KILLED ANAKIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Tiana screamed. "BUT HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN MAKE OBI-WAN OBEY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS HE MAKES AN EXCELLENT GARLIC COOKIE... great to feed your masters... tee hee..." Then she stopped. "Erk, did I say that out loud...?"
She pulled out the evil garlic. "Oh well. I will come up with revenge for my purpleness... mwha-ha-ha..." She paused... waiting.
"Chirp, chirp."
Tiana jumped on the crickets. "DYE, YOU EVIL MINIONS OF DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
After a pause, in which the crickets dyed, and there was silence, Tiana screamed: "IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!! WHERE'S THE THEME MUSIC?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!"
Evil, dark, and foreboding music began to play.
"Thank you." Tiana straighted up, used the Force to make the lights go dark and evilish. "Ahem... I will come up with revenge! Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!"
"Chirp... chirp..."
"ARGH!!!!!!!!!!" Tiana screamed again. "THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE DARK AND EVIL AND FOREBODING AND EVIL AND... erk... and EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO REACT WHEN DARK AND FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYS!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Lindo on Apr 17, 2004 21:56:02 GMT -5
"Oooooh, this reality comes with it's own soundtrack!" Lindo exclaimed. She then kicked Anakin's prone form a few times before being hit with inspiration, "OW!"
Lindo rubbed her sore head a bit. She then had to move out of the way as Tiana's frantic cricket killing stomps nearly squished her.
"Jandalf! JANDALF!" she screeched to be heard over the crunching of dying crickets, "WHAT ABOUT WORDS THAT RHYME WITH PURPLE IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES? THIS IS STAR WARS ISN'T IT? THERE'S LOTSA LANGUAGES!"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Apr 19, 2004 21:19:39 GMT -5
"WHAT?" screeched Jandalf. "WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT GIVING MASTERS GARLIC COOKIES??!!??" After repeated attempts on the part of Lindo and her Padawan, she finally calmed down. Jandalf then stared down at Anakin and giggled. "Heehee. The Chosen Brat looks like someone's taken a Sharpie to him." In needless explanation, Lindo silently pointed to the designs she'd scrawled on her own arm with her Sharpie, and began sniffing them. "Mmmm." "Now, now, Padawan," Jandalf continued, "you must not focus on revenge." She rubbed her hands together delightfully. "We must all focus on it, together. Cue the theme music!" Everyone heard the main theme from ET begin to chime out of the speakers. "No, no, no." Jandalf scowled. "Something[glow=red,2,300]eeeeeeeevil[/glow]." The JAWS soundtrack began playing in the background. "Much better. Now, let us plot, and try to find Huttese words that rhyme with purple."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Apr 19, 2004 21:59:24 GMT -5
Tiana went crosseyed. "Master, I don't speak Huttese." She glowered at Anakin until her eyes went funny. "Stupid chosen brat... but he's sooo cute........."
She glared at the music director. "That's no theme music... I need something exciting... I need sometihng dramatic... something... I HAVE IT!!!" She squealed delightedly, and whispered to the music director.
Into the West began to play.
She glared at him so hard that he incinerated. "Stupid music director."
Into the West continued to play in the background.
Tiana glowered at him, then realized that he was now dead. "IF SOMEONE DOESN'T GET APROPRATE THEME MUSIC IN, I WILL TAKE REVENGE, AND WREAK HAVOC UPON YOU ALL! AND I DON'T CARE WHAT MY MASTER SAYS... wait, I do care... ne'er mind. BUT PLAY SOMETHING BETTER NOW, OR YOU WILL DYE!"
The Bridge of Kazad-dum theme played loudly and omniusly in the background, causing everyone to forget how to think straight.
"PLAY THE STAR WARS MAIN THEME!!!" she screamed. "No... that won't do... drat... play MINAS MORGUL!!!! I WANT MINAS MORGUL!!!!!"
After screaming crazilly about theme music, scary, dark and evil... not to mention loud music began to play... it was the Minas Morgul theme...
There was a flash of light, a sound effect like 152763 people saying thud, and the area turned into the dark, scary, and evil area called Minas Morgul...
"AARRRGGGHHH!!!" Tiana screamed. "I DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN MINAS MORGUL, JUST THE THEME MUSIC!!!!! CURSE YOU FOREVER... we hates them, we hates them forever... gack... hairball..."
Tiana choaked on the garlic... and all turned to silver glass... err, I mean... all turned to nothingness... nothing happened... they were stuck in Minas Morgul...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on May 2, 2004 17:17:56 GMT -5
"Doo-doo-doooooo, dun dun-dun," Jandalf hummed the Minas Morgul theme. "Huh? We're in Minas Morgul. Weird how that happens. Now, Padawan, you mustn't panic. We'll find a way out of here; this has happened to me before."
(ooc: <mindtrick> You will tell me where you found these awesome smileys. </mindtrick> But they are being an awful pain, just appearing when I don't want them to...ack...)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on May 2, 2004 17:47:55 GMT -5
"Has it?" Tiana quirked her eyebrows. "Master, you must stop eating Red Pills, ehh...?"
She jumped up and down at the evil foreboding theme music. "YAY! I've always wanted to be in...Middle-earth. And together, we shall rule this, Middle-earth." She got a dectintly evil face, and began to grow horns, seemingly. As everyone else was glaring at her though, she whipped the look off, and grinned like an angel. "Garlic?"
(OOC: See links.)
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on May 14, 2004 17:40:40 GMT -5
Jandalf wrinkled her nose warningly. "You know very well what I'm about to say." Tiana nodded. "NO GARLIC!!" Jandalf screeched anyway, just for good measure. "AND I DEMAND YOU PUT ON AN OBI-WAN SMILEY!! I'LL GO ON STRIKE!!"
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Post by Tiana, eh? on May 15, 2004 1:28:11 GMT -5
Tiana plugged her ears. "MASTER, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"... *five hours later...* "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... GASP... cough... hack... bad... akk..." She finished screaming, and tried to get her voice back, all the while hiding the Obi-Wan smiley behind her back. (cough coughsakdfjashdklfjandyoullneverfigureouthowtousehimasikfhaskjdhfjalksdjhfjlas) She waved around garlic happily, and all the orcs nearby dropped dead. Tiana giggled happily, or was that insanely. I suppose that both fit. ((I had garlic today... fun!)) She smiled sweetly. "What were you going to say, Master...? I am holding the Obi-Wan smiley hostage, and you cannot have him. He's mine now...." And then she disappeared, putting on the One Ring, and screeching about the ONE RING... to RULE THEM ALL... leaving a note behind that said... If you can figure out how to make Obi-Wan appear, and find the other Obi-Wan, the old Obi-Wan, they are yours. But until then, may the Force be with you.
PS: I am watching you still. There was a burst of evil laughter coming from seemingly far, far away as Tiana waved garlic around whilst she was invisible.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on May 24, 2004 21:45:28 GMT -5
"I HAVE IT!!!" Jandalf screeched. "MWAHAHAHAHAA!!!" (OOC: Hey, what's with the Master of Pink Dye?)
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Post by Lindo on May 30, 2004 19:39:14 GMT -5
Lindo, who had been standing nearby with a vacant expression on her face looked up. "Am I still purple?" She then kicked Taffy for good measure.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 2, 2004 21:52:03 GMT -5
"YES!!!" replied Jandalf. "You are still purple, and we are still in Minas Morgul. Why is this, Padawan?" She attempted to think of a word in Elvish that might rhyme with 'purple' while waiting for a response.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 2, 2004 22:40:49 GMT -5
Tiana rolled her eyes dramatically. "We are in Minas Morgul, obviously, because... we were SUMMONED! Yes... that's it... yeah... And Lindo is purple because... well... of purple dye. Garlic?"
She didn't bother waiting for a reply, as she piped up. "What rhymes with green?" And hoped that her master wouldn't choke her for mentioning garlic.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 3, 2004 15:10:51 GMT -5
"Mean rhymes with green," Jandalf said thoughtfully, and paused. "What?...GARLIC??!!??!!??!!??" She sighed, annoying her Padawan, and contemplated how the meaning of life is connected with dill pickles. "I'm sure if Obi-Wan was here, he'd be able to come up with something."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 3, 2004 22:21:49 GMT -5
"And seen, and clean... and garlic." muttered Tiana, ducking as her master attempted to swat her for mentioing garlic, yet again. Looking over at Jandalf, she announced, "Well, it's easy. Just dye Lindo green! And then you can undye her! And besides, aren't there some things that rhyme with dye?"
Suddenly something hit her. "HOW DID YOU GET OBI-WAN!?" she screeched. "DOOM, I TELL YOU DOOM!!! Ouch... what hit me?"
Tiana picked up a Red Pill. "Grrrrrrrrr."
((Nothing's wrong with 'Master of the Pink Dye'... you don't like Shadowfax there?))
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Post by Lindo on Jun 4, 2004 16:31:22 GMT -5
"I wanna be green!" Lindo shrieked, not understanding any of the rantings of garlic. She then turned and ran into a wall with a loud thud.
2 rooms over random orc #159,202,093,841 looked up from playing go-fish with random orc #190,234, "Oi, wazzat Bill? Oi 'eard a noise."
Random orc #190, 234 shrugged, "got any queens?"
"Oh bugger, oi think you're cheating!" replied random orc #159,202,093,841 drawing his sword.
Random orc #190, 234 drew his as well, and they both managed to stab each other. They fell over. This has nothing of relevance to do with the plot line, but shows how Tiana, Lindo and Jandalf managed to spread chaos wherever they went.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 4, 2004 20:40:00 GMT -5
"Moo," replied Jandalf. "Kibbles that are Mean, Something Seen and Clean, Make Lindo Covered in Dye that is Green." KAVAMM!!! Lindo was green!! Meanwhile, all the orcs and Uruk-hai began slaughtering each other in the hallway, but since the RPG was rated PG, instead of dying gruesome deaths they simply vanished, leaving nice clean hallways.
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