Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jun 11, 2004 11:19:57 GMT -5
Figwit: *teary eyed* Trinity... LIKES me!! I feel so loved!! Far: FIGWIT! YOU SPOKE!! Figwit: Whups. Far: This is great! Now I'll have someone to talk to! Fiwit: *writing on chalkboard* What are you talking about? I'm a mute! Far: *Groans* You're a real basket case, you know that? Figwit: *writing* But at least Trinity likes me better. Far: Says who? Figwit:*writing* Says me! Far: You and what army? Figwit: *writing* Me and THIS army! Far: wha-tha? Figwit: *writing* Betcha didn't know I had connections with the Sith!! Far: Who-a what-a?! Where did you--? Figwit: *writing* Maul and I used to be roommates in college! I was a public speaking major and he was a human relations major. Maul: We dropped out. Far: I can tell. Figwit: *writing* Our other roommate, Jango Fett, showed us how to clone stuff. So we cloned Maul while he was sleeping one day. *snicker* Maul: Yeah, VEEEEEERY funny. You know how much it costs to feed all of these wannabes?! Far: I am surrounded by idiots.
I walk the earth, I touch the skies. I am angel, in your eyes. ~El Pendulo
Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 14, 2004 20:48:09 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: Um...um...who's Figwit? I haven't really been able to immerse myself in LOTR, as I've seen Jandalf do. You know, busy with the training and all that. Um...just a question. How can one see a throbbing vein on Vader's...I mean, Agent Vader's forehead? Isn't it somewhat covered by a large black helmet?
Obi-Wan: Oh, noooo...
Jandalf: (hugs Obi-Wan) I MISSED YOU!! WHERE DID YOU GO??
Obi-Wan: Is that a rhetorical question? Or did you really not know the answer?
Jandalf: ...YES!!! ...I have no idea what you just said.
Sigh, Trinity doesn't like my T shirt... I don't see why. I mean, she likes red and all..
Trinity: It's just so... BRIGHT! And you got a huge one so you can fit it over your suit and all... AND it clashes with the hot pink bow!
Agent Vader: IT ISN'T MY FAULT YOU SUPERGLUED THE THING ON MY HELMET WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!!!
Trinity: In answer to your question, Obi Wan, I can't SEE Agent Vader's vein throbbing in the middle of his forhead, but I can definetly tell when it is because his hands start to shake and clench like he is thinking of strangling someone and his voice gets all tight... Kind of like it is right now...
Agent Vader *hyperventilating*:TELL ME HOW TO GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY HELMET OR I WILL... I WILL...
Trinity: If you come near me, I WILL SIC THE GOAT OF ABOMINATION ON YOU!! Fear the GOAT!!
*snicker* Eowyn Skywalker knows how evil the goat of abomination in... THE GOAT MAKES SAURON LOOK LIKE MARTHA STEWART!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I LOVE MY SMILEY!!! Thank you, Eowyn Skywalker!
Last Edit: Jun 15, 2004 17:05:50 GMT -5 by Trinity
"What do you want to be when you grow up, little girl?"
Luke: ok coauthors, we need a mission. babbling and clones are all well and good but what is this forum for?? ESCAPING THE EVIL OF THOSE WHO HAVE MADE US COAUTHORS. however those who have made us boyfriends *cough eowynskywalkerandshieldzup* are worse. those...for those we reserve the DYE AND GARLIC!!
Post by Master Warious on Jun 18, 2004 14:06:16 GMT -5
: Figwit is an elf. you see him in the counsil of Elrond in the first movie. If you go to the links section Warious posted a site for lotR pictures you click on the elves catagory and the you get a 'bio' thing on the character.
As for your sudjestion Luke, I am trying to get Warious to be my girlfriend. She isn't trying to force me to be her boyfriend...I want her to be MINE! Uh yes...anyway, Warious is immune to dye and eats garlic all the time.
Luke: coauthors conspiring to LIKE the authors...*gasp!* this is an incredably odd concept... i think if i liked shieldzup at all her threats of sicking dannik jerreko on me would stop it quickly anyway... shieldzup: *uses the force* you WILL get off the computer NOW and leave it to me... luke: sure...NO! i should never have tought her that--gackk-- dannik: run, hahaha!!! shieldzup: ok, that was wierd...what site was he on, anyway?, eowyn's? but why...? *luke, running past, switches the computer off via the Force. chaos ensues.*