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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Feb 27, 2005 19:15:13 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: (slams gavel down on his desk, making his wig fall off) THAT'S IT!!! I demand a recognition of our rights as co-authors!!!
Jandalf: ...Say what?
Obi-Wan: We've been ignored, beaten, tortured, verbally abused, killed repeatedly, sung at, and now... (points accusingly at Eowyn) She's threatening to sue me!
Jandalf: ...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...your point?
Obi-Wan: (glares and waves gavel around) I HAVE MY RIGHTS!!!!
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Post by Forca the returning on Feb 27, 2005 19:33:13 GMT -5
Arwen: *runs in* I AGREE! WE HAVE OUR RIGHTS!
Starry: Meow!
Arwen: Well, what do you know about it? You're just a cat!
Starry: Grrrrrrrrr...
Arwen: EEP!
Forca: You be nice to my cat!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Mar 3, 2005 2:09:49 GMT -5
Eowyn: YES! YES! I WILL SUE OBI-WAN!!!!!! *insane laughter* WE CO-AUTHORS HAVE RIGHTS!
Tiana: I want to rule the world, right? I can't remember.
Anakin: We have rights, Master? *looks confused*
Eowyn: YES! WE HAVE RIGHTS! *hugs Arwen suddenly* WE HAVE RIGHTS, I TELL YOU! RIGHTS!
Tiana: ...uhh... what was the question?
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Post by Forca the returning on Mar 3, 2005 19:29:10 GMT -5
Forca: *is looking confused*
Arwen: *Is surprised*
Forca: *is still confused*
Arwen: Will you stop that?
Forca: *is still confused*
Arwen: Hello?! I'm talking to you! Pay attention when I'm talking to you!
Forca: *wakes up* Huh? Say what?
Arwen: *sighs* Never mind. What were we talking about again?
Forca: *shakes head* I don't know...
Starry: Meow!
N3: Thus they are confused...
Arwen: *mumbles* Stating the obvious...
N3: I beg your pardon?
Arwen: Nothing.
N3: I don't believe you!
Forca: Come on! You're the narrator for crying out loud!
N3: Doesn't always mean I know everything!
Forca: No, but you don't seem to know as much as you should...
*static*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Mar 4, 2005 17:35:47 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: (stands and holds his gavel up) A RALLYING CRY FOR ALL CO-AUTHORS!! THIS IS THE DAY OF RECKONING!! THIS IS THE—<br> Jandalf: Oh, get down from there and shut up. Who do you think you are, Salvador Dali? Obi-Wan: ...What does Dali have to do with this? He had his mustache and limousine filled with lobsters, not a rallying cry. Jandalf: I don't care. ...But here's a picture of Salvador Dali (and his mustache, which he wrote an entire book about) for the uninformed: Obi-Wan: You see? He doesn't even look like me! Besides, he was a surrealist painter, not a rights activist! Jandalf: He was still weird. And possibly revolutionary. Obi-Wan: I'm trying to be revolutionary, not weird!!! Jandalf: (to Tiana) Padawan, we must do something about this... Obi-Wan: AND I REFUSE TO BE SUED!!!! WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SUE ME, ANYWAY??! Jandalf: ...I have no idea.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Mar 9, 2005 11:46:23 GMT -5
Maeg: YAY! Salvador Dali! I love "Persistence of Memory!"
Fig: Oh-kaaaay.... AREN"T YOU IN THE LEAST BIT WORRIED ABOUT GETTING YOUR GLASSES SUED OFF?!
Maeg: Hey, she's just suing you, pal. I'm not a co-author.
Far: And what about Thomas!?
Fig and Maeg: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT STUPID QUARTER!?
Far: He's a nickel! And he's not stupid! He knows how to play dead and lie down.
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Post by Forca the returning on Mar 9, 2005 14:19:11 GMT -5
Arwen: See? That's what I'm talking about! Co-authors shouldn't get sued just 'cause some crazy person wants to sue somebody and the co-author happens to be nearby! WE HAVE OUR RIGHTS! JOIN OUR RALLY!!!
Padmé: *gets shoved into thread from the sig thread by Forca*
Forca: There... that'll show you!
Padmé: How dare you shove me around!?
Forca: *sigh* We've been over this! I'm the account owner. I'm in charge. You're just a co-author.
Padmé: I'm not just a co-author! I'm... I'm special! I'm a special co-author!
Arwen: Oh, so now you think you're better than me?
Padmé: Of course not! I'm just saying...
Arwen: You're going to pay for that one, missy!
Forca: GIRLS! How many times do I have to tell you to play nice?
Arwen: Play time's over! You're gonna get it!
*static*
N3: We apologize for this interruption in our broadcasting. Regurlarly scheduled program will cotinue momentarily...
Forca: Will you shut that mouth of yours!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Mar 9, 2005 15:54:53 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: THAT'S RIGHT!! WE MUST...er...
Jandalf: ...Figure out why my right thyroid gland seems to be larger than my left one.
Obi-Wan: Because you contracted something.
Jandalf: But they're supposed to do the same thing!! They're BOTH thyroid glands!! Are they in disagreement?! AM I GOING TO EXPLODE??!!??!! (shakes Obi-Wan) DON'T JUST STAND THERE!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
Obi-Wan: ...Gah.
Anna-Maria: (arrives back) Guess what, Faramir! I took over the Royal Canadian Mint in Winnipeg! We're one step closer to freeing Thomas and his international brethren from oppression!!
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Mar 10, 2005 11:46:20 GMT -5
Faramir: HUZZAH! Well done, brave Anna Maria! We will overcome!
Fig: *moves away from Far* I'm joining the fight to preserve co-authors! Do you guys have uniforms or membership cards?
Maeg: WHA?! You're joining them? Are you saying that I'm a bad author?
Fig: I don't need to talk to you, Oppressor!
Maeg: Why you...*goes to find chainsaw*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Mar 10, 2005 14:00:00 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: (pauses, then sends in an order for t-shirts) There. We will have our own uniforms with our own logo on it. Hah. And... (eyes Maeg going off for a chainsaw) ...we'd better build our own fortress while we're at it. WE SHALL BE IMPENETRABLE!!!
Anna-Maria: HAH HAH!! YES!! FEEL THE POWER OF THE COINAGE!!! Once irrepressed, it will SWEEP OVER THE LAND LIKE A...er...like...like a...
Jandalf: (suggests) Broom?
Anna-Maria: ...Um...why not. IT WILL SWEEP OVER THE LAND LIKE A BROOM!!!
Obi-Wan: Riiiiiiiight... (to Figwit) We desperately need a better line than that. Are you good at making slogans?
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Mar 11, 2005 11:29:23 GMT -5
Fig: Let's see... How about "We will sweep across the battered land like a mighty sea of justice?"
Far: You sound like a bad Batman movie.
Fig: Quickly, sidekick! To the FigCave! *puts on a black cape and dives under a conveniently-placed coffee table.*
Far: "Sidekick?!"
Maeg: Holy Appearing Dining Room Furniture, Figman!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Mar 13, 2005 22:05:57 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: What... "Sidekick"??!!! I will be no sidekick! This plan was my idea to begin with! Besides, being a sidekick to some superhero called...called... Figman... That's just embarrassing!
Jandalf: (mutters to herself) Obi-Wan. He wasn't talking to you.
Obi-Wan: (ignores her) I must come up with a suitable superhero name for myself...er... (mulls over the new problem)
Jandalf: Captain Kenobi?
Anna-Maria: ObiSpawn?
Jandalf: Spideywan?
Obi-Wan: SHUT UP!!
Jandalf and Anna-Maria: (collapse into laughter)
Obi-Wan: I can't deal with this. I need a therapist or something. And quickly.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Mar 14, 2005 1:44:20 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: I can't deal with this. I need a therapist or something. And quickly. Far: *closes eyes* Don't we all? Fig: I'm crafting a mask out of construction paper so nobody will know my secret identity! I will be the protector of the oppressed coauthor! Maeg: As far as I'm concerned, we already don't know you.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Mar 14, 2005 2:16:48 GMT -5
Eowyn: *whips off laywer gear and pulls out PhD in phsicology* I'm a theripist!
Tiana: *dryly* One who can't spell at that.
Eowyn: That's it! *pulls out laywe gear* I'LL SUE YOU!
Tiana: AHHHH!!!!!!!! *super hero gear* That's it! Jedi girl will whip your...
P.G. Faeire: This broadcast has been brought to you by your sponsers, the...
Tiana: I wasn't FINISHED.
P.G. Faerie: Well, you are now! You're breaking censor!
Tiana: I was going to say butt.
P.G. Faerie: What-ever.
Tiana: ...what has she been drinking?
Anakin: *thoughtfully* Obi-Wan could call himself the De-bearded Rescuer, or something equally stupid.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Mar 14, 2005 13:40:23 GMT -5
Jandalf: ...
Obi-Wan: Personally, I prefer Spideywan to that.
Jandalf: ...
Anna-Maria: Wellllllllllllllll, this is all verrrrrrrrrrrry interesting, I'm sure... (slips away)
Jandalf: ...Right. Ummm...I'm going to go clean my Howitzer, and when I get back, maybe I'll make some superhero outfits...
Obi-Wan: (hides himself)
Jandalf: (lures him out with one of those lounge-type couches commonly found in psychologists' offices)
Obi-Wan: (pounces on it) Right...where do I begin.
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Post by Redrose on Mar 20, 2005 15:33:40 GMT -5
Jerry the Stormtrooper: What are we talk'n 'bout? Suing? I WANT MONEY! Jerry the Orc: Hey has anyone seen Boramir? I want to kill him again. Hanako (i.e Redrose): YOU KNOW THAT NEVER WORKS! He always comes back to life...weird. Boramir: HI people! What's goin' on? I just got finished playin' Dance Dance Revolution. Y'know practicing my DISCO SKILLS! I want to protect my title of 'BORAMIR: DISCO KING!!' Hanako: Okay you can kill him Jerry and Jerry. Jerry and Jerry:WAHOOOOOOO!
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Mar 21, 2005 23:27:39 GMT -5
Maeg: So THAT'S why the Dance Dance Pad smells like Gondor feet!
Far: YEEEEWW! I've been dancing on the same DDR pad as Boromir?!
*everyone stares at Far*
Far: What? I like DDR! It's.. uh... good excercise... Yeah. I'm going to go crawl away in embarassment now.
Maeg: Oh kaaaay... moving on. Red, YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE! YOUR NAME ISN'T HANAKO, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO IMAGINE IT BEING HANAKO! YOU ARE NOT FROM JAPAN! GET USED TO IT!
Far: Yeah! Pretending is weird! *Jumps off table, strikes Super-Hero pose* I'M SUPER FIGWIT! I SHALL FRY THINGS WITH MY LASER EYES OF DEATH! *"flies" away, going "SHOO! SHOO! BYOO! LASERS!"*
Maeg: *Ignoring Figwit (it's a skill that comes with time), still thinking along the "Japan" theme* Although I do like the Japanese nickname you gave me, Red. "Maeg-chan." It's kinda catchy, you know? Maeg-chan... Maeg-chan...
Far: And everyone thinks that I'M the weird one.
//Hee hee! I finally got Redrose obsessed with Star Wars! She used to hate it, but thanks to my amazing Jedi Elven Mind Tricks (and Star Wars: Battlefront for PS2) she's a regular Sith Master! She likes the Dark Side best. The little evil stormtrooper.//
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Mar 23, 2005 19:28:30 GMT -5
((Excellent work! And I love your siggie...must have taken you ages to make if you did it with MS Paint. Heh. *cracks up over the pun*))
Jandalf: ...That's it!! Obi-kun!!
Obi-Wan: Ohhhhh, great. (hides)
Anna-Maria: ...Obi-kun?
Jandalf: But Anakin can call him Obi-sensei. Aaaaaand...you can be Anna-dono!
Anna-Maria: ...
Jandalf: And I'll be Jandalf-sama! ...Wait. That just sounds dumb.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Mar 25, 2005 16:53:51 GMT -5
((Thanks! Yeah, I did it on Paint and it took forever and a day. But it was fun. My eyes hurt after a while, but it was fun.))
Maeg: "Dono??" I haven't heard that one yet. HA! JANDALF KNOWS SOMETHING JAPAN-ISH THAT YOU DON'T, REDROSE! NYA! Come, Faramir-kun.
*Leaps up in air, a la Crouching Tiger.*
Maeg: I love wire stunts! *Wire breaks* Oh-- *Lands on Faramir*
Faramir: BAKA MAEG-CHAN!
Fig: I'm lost. This is all Greek to me.
Maeg: Actually, it's Japa--
Fig: DON'T SAY IT!
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Post by Forca the returning on Mar 25, 2005 17:04:05 GMT -5
Forca: *runs to hide* JAPANESE NAMES! AHHHHH!
Padmé: *is still running from Arwen* Somebody please help me! I'm being persecuted by... by a fellow coauthor!
Arwen: *is still chasing Padmé* Come back here! When I finish with you, there will be nothing left of you!
Padmé: Oh, I'm sure the Revolt will find something!
Arwen: Not when I finish! When I'm done with you, there won't even be anything for the Revolt to find!
Starry: Hiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssss!
N3: Thus does our program end, ladies and gentlemen...
Arwen: NO IT DOESN'T!
N3: yes it does! I decided it does!
Forca: *has decided to stay out of this arguement*
Arwen: WE MUST HAVE OUR RIGHTS! WE MUST...
N3: *attempts to stop Arwen from finishing*
*static*
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