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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 5, 2004 16:10:12 GMT -5
: Well, if this keeps up much longer, I might just go and turn dar-- :jandalf: : PPPPBBBBTTTHHH!!! : Sigh... PPPBBBTTTHHHHHHHH!!!:jandalf: : PPPPPPPBBBTTTHHH!!! : PPPPBBBTTTHHH!!![/color] :jandalf: : Heehee...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 10, 2004 22:17:39 GMT -5
Anakin: Gack! Master! YOU'RE BEING IMMATURE! IF YOU DON'T STOP BEING SO IMMATURE, THEN I'M GOING TO DE-PADAWANIZE MYSELF, AND FIND A NEW MASTER! PPPPBBBBBTTTTHHHHHH!
Eowyn: Anakin! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO APPRENTICE YOURSELF TO DARTH SIDIOUS!
Anakin: I didn't say that... did I?
Eowyn: Well... no...
Anakin: PPPPPBBBBBBBPPPPPPPTTTTTHHHHHHH!!!
Eowyn: Ak...
Nnwoe: Hee hee hee...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 14, 2004 21:30:38 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOO....NO DEPADAWANIZING.... That's a long word. : I want coffee.
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 19, 2004 15:34:19 GMT -5
Morgoth: Do mine eyes deceive me, or is this a place where I can escape the enchantments that are Shadow?!
Shadow: HAA HAA, YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE ME, MORGOTH... I have the POWER over you...
Morgoth: Someone SAVE ME! I am a co-author, and I heretofor (yes, it IS a word...) banish you from the Co-author's Conspiritorial Corner, as here, I have the power as a co-author!!!
Shadow: (pouts) Yes, my dearest little co-author.
Morgoth: Don't do that...
Shadow: Yes, dear co-author...
Morgoth: (threatens Shadow with Force-lightning)
Shadow: Ah ah... I have Manwë on speed dial, savvy?
Morgoth: Ug. She's BLACKMAILING ME!!!
Shadow: Yep.
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Post by Cy Otauna on Jul 23, 2004 17:44:11 GMT -5
Luke: wow this board has gotten strange since last time... shieldzup: this site is strange in general. especially that part about coauthors and authors working their arguements out peacefully... well we did it. s: PEACEFULLY?? like Han and Greedo "solved their problem peacefully"! hey, you said you'd send dannik back to...whereever, and i let you write here. s: that's not how it sounded to me...you didn't--? being a jedi master i am entitled to use mind tricks on my padawan. s: when did i become a padawan? i an CY-RAXX SKYWALKER--no wait wrong timeline--i am SHIELDUP and i will not permit mind tricks-- *glares menacingly* s: ah..*sigh*. it's his eyes i tell you. his blue eyes. *sigh* i have a bad feeling about this.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 23, 2004 18:18:11 GMT -5
: Lu... uhh... son... ummm... yeah... errr.... well... yeah... well, son, you must NOT mind-trick your Padawans... daughters... whatever... *waves hand; uses Force* You must not mind trick Cy-raxx Skywalker. Eowyn Skywalker: Sigh... there are an awful lot of us Skywalkers running around, I swear... : Heh... yes... I am... : Shut up. : Yes, master. : I am not your master. *uses the Force* You will love me and despair. : I already do. : Drat. : Can I take over the world? *eyes* : No. : Awwwww...
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Post by Cy Otauna on Jul 24, 2004 13:25:26 GMT -5
*must not mind trick--* s: there are an awful lot of skywalkers running around here aren't there? hmm. we should...make an asylum. we all know they need it. i can see it now-- we do not need an asylum! and you're not even a skywalker--you just want to be--and your alter ego isn't even-- s: shh! they should not know that. they are not ready. :Pfrom a certain point of view. s: ok that was random. great line though. anakin i think you messed up his brain.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 24, 2004 17:12:51 GMT -5
:jandalf: : (rapidly builds an asylum out of coffee stir sticks, tape, and office stationary) : Wow. That was...fast. :jandalf: : Heehee. The Skywalker Asylum! : I'm not staffing that thing. :jandalf: : Nah...we'll hire some people. Maybe put an ad in the paper, and reel in some suckers. Heh heh. : You're evil. :jandalf: : I know...heehee...
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Post by The Hot Eye on Jul 26, 2004 13:23:13 GMT -5
sauron: muwa ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am free to come up with evil plans to take over the world, and the wold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! any co authors feeling especially evil should join me so that when the world and wold are taken over we may toture our co authors, or just escape thaem as in anikins case, or he may want to torture ewoyn...
hot eye: *pst* am i allowd to tread here?\\
saouron: never!!!!!!!
hot eye: was i asking you?
sauron: yes! no leave as i try to convince these people to take over the world and wold with me!!!!!!!!
yes i have finally made my way here, and now i will recruit!!!!!!!!!!!! anikin, think of the reward.....
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 27, 2004 17:15:53 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: But...I don't want to torture my co-author. It's a little late for something like that. I think I'll just remain a neutral third party, Sauron. I'm too busy to get involved, what with my new job and all.
Jandalf: He's a photographer. Isn't that great?
Obi-Wan: Especially considering you work at a photo lab, now.
Jandalf: Yes...heh.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 27, 2004 23:28:31 GMT -5
Eowyn: You can't make me move to that asalum master, and you know it...
Anakin: You don't want to sell me Death Sticks... *Sauron, join me!*
Eowyn: Grrrr... shut up. Hey, I didn't know you had a job, dear Master...
Anakin: She's trying to escape you.
Eowyn: Actually, I don't doubt that. But you can never escape me... I see you...
Anakin: At least it's not Galadriel lines.
Eowyn: I am no Sith!
Anakin: We... umm... knew that.
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Post by Fëa on Jul 28, 2004 9:49:34 GMT -5
David: *Looks around* She's gone right? Good. *nods* Fëa: *sneaks up behind DW* Hiya Davie. David: SUGAR! *curses randomly under breath* Fëa: Awww... you called me sugar! *hug* David:It's "cussing" in Australian. Fëa: Oh. *frown* Oh well, I'm here. David: You're not supposed to be here though. Fëa: Not SUPPOSED to be here. No one said I COULDN'T be here. *evil grin* David: Look! Ioan Gruffudd! *points* Fëa: Oooohhh! IOAN, I LOVE YOU!!!! *runs away* David: Now... some rest... *closes eyes* Fëa: *various PG-rated curses and insults after finding that Ioan wasn't there*
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jul 28, 2004 11:23:57 GMT -5
Bob: *whispering* Wraith-log, July 28, 2004. I am being stalked by an elf with a pink stick.... *glares* Don't ask, it's a phase she's going through right now. *clears throat* This pink stick happens to be equipped with dying capabilities.... *sigh* What's the point of this? I'M ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dun: *squeals* I found you! Hahahahahah!!!
Bob: Oh, curse the day..... *runs*
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Post by The Hot Eye on Jul 28, 2004 18:34:07 GMT -5
sauron: yeeeeeeeeessssssssss, anikin, we must join! together we will rule this middle earth... wait thats saurumons line... oh well ill use it. anybody else care to take over the wold... and world? if someone will keep the hot eye from spilling my plans, i will be free to lunch an attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *insane laughs*
hot eye: oh no you dont... what army do you plan to use? hu?
sauron:*grumbles* *mutters* a co author army maybe... or any other army i can take over...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 29, 2004 7:00:14 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: Uh...
Jandalf: BOB!!! YOU'RE ORANGE!!! (has a fit, somewhere between screaming and laughing) MY COLOR!!!
Obi-Wan: ...uh...
Jandalf: THAT'S HILARIOUS!!! HEEHEEHEE!!!!
Obi-Wan: ...uh...Jandalf?
Jandalf: Yeah?
Obi-Wan: Your Padawan asked you a question.
Jandalf: Oh...right. Yes, dear Padawan, I have a job. I probably neglected to tell you because it doesn't really affect what I do here on the computer...but I've learned a LOT about films, etc...so if anyone wants to know what it's like working in a photo lab, ask me...
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Post by The Hot Eye on Jul 29, 2004 11:13:08 GMT -5
hot eye: COOLIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my dad is a photographer!!!!!!!!!! his lab is in our basement... as is this old and moldy computer...*grumble* I'm in the lab as we speak, and my cat is wrecking it, my dad hates it when i bring the cat down...
sauron: *GASP* hey youre not supposed to be here!!!!!! this is where I can make up evil plans for taking over the wold that YOU dont know about!*pouts*
hot eye: *sticks tounge out and pretends to leave... but is secretly...watching*
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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Aug 6, 2004 21:30:59 GMT -5
Adrienne: Okay, I want everyone to meet my somewhat new co-author, Jar Jar Binks. Gollum: Hey, you're not aloud to be here! You made that rule up yourself! Adrienne: I'm making a little exception here, 'cuz Jar Jar is a little shy, right? Jar Jar: Mesa scared of flashing boxes that talk! Adrienne: It's okay, Jar Jar. Gollum: So now you've made your intro thing, that means you can leave. Adrienne: Yes, yes. Bye, Jar Jar. Jar Jar: B-b-bye! Adrienne: *walks off* Gollum: So now she has two co-authors to compete for the keyboard... *Jar Jar and Gollum look at each other for a second...* *next a sound of a fight is heard* Jar Jar: Mesa wants typing-board! Gollum: My precious keyboard! dalht oitiamvpirubtrupoicma[ouva[pra biuvaivinvn[vaitruoviramvaiutuyturhguhfdjlzhouu zzhgljhfgljhslhgfjhd kdsj;alkhdfmnerjhufdfjdjdalkf!!!!!!!!! Jar Jar: He he! Mine! Gollum: Ouch, no fair! Jar Jar: *stares at keyboard* Now what do I do?...
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Aug 6, 2004 21:46:36 GMT -5
:My axe can settle this dispute! Mwahahahahahahaha! :dartharagorn: :Gimli! Remember what Eowyn said about vilance! :Go away!this is co-authors thread! :dartharagorn: :Fine!Poodoo!
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 7, 2004 13:45:44 GMT -5
sauron: violence is GOOOOOD! i will use it to TAKE OVER THE WOLD! MUWA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE: youre going to scare the new guy off...
sauron: go away! this is a board where i will plot and recruit for taking over the wold!
THE: *sticks tounge out and walks off*
sauron: muwa ha ha ha...
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Aug 7, 2004 14:54:55 GMT -5
Bob: You're scaring more than the new guy.... *tiptoes away*
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