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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 8, 2004 9:31:43 GMT -5
Jandalf: (takes one look at the get well card) AH-HAH!!! (pounces on Faramir) I WILL POUND YOU INTO SUBMISSION IF YOU CONTINUE TO REFUSE CORRECTING THAT!!!!
Obi-Wan: Uh...Jandalf?
Jandalf: (screeches) ...IT'LL BE YOU IN THAT BODY CAST IF YOU DON'T TAKE SOME WHITE-OUT TO THAT!!! OH, THE BETRAYAL!!! I OFFER YOU SOME STATIONARY, AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!! (has Faramir in a headlock) I SUGGEST YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND QUICKLY!!!
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 8, 2004 14:50:15 GMT -5
Far: (near-choking) AAK! OKAY! I SUBMIT! (grabs White-Out) Fine. "Get Well Figwit." Happy?
Maeg: Good boy. Way to be assertive, Jandalf.
Far: See if I ever accept your stationary again. Stupid stationary. Stupid Crayola markers.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 8, 2004 15:43:58 GMT -5
Jandalf: (still shouting while clutching a highlighter) THAT'S RIGHT!! PH34R THE ASSERTIVENESS!!! PH34R IT GOOD...oops. (highlighter is crushed) Yeah, I'm happy, I guess. (menacingly) Though I'd be a LOT happier if you added a comma between "Well" and "Figwit". Savvy?
Obi-Wan: (whispers to Far) She did that to me, once, too. I think it's a trap or something. She gives herself a wonderful excuse to trap a poor unwitting co-author into a headlock, all for a few markers and spelling errors.
Jandalf: I HEARD THAT!!!!
Obi-Wan: (takes off)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 8, 2004 17:43:22 GMT -5
Eowyn: *who finally got out of the pit on her own, because EVERYONE was ignoring her* *takes one look at Jandalf and Obi-Wan going equally insane* *stares at Artoo* *faints* *not that anyone's going to notice, as everyone's ignoring me*
Anakin: Hey, Far, you okay?
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 11, 2004 9:58:51 GMT -5
: Is this where the party is? Thorongil: Why are you so partycrazy today? : Merry told me there was a party, and I will find it! Thorongil: Whatever.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 11, 2004 12:57:27 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: (runs behind Gandalf) Save me...
Jandalf: (runs up, then stops) Err...why was I chasing you again?
Obi-Wan: Co-author trap. (realises what he just said) D'OH!!!
Jandalf: Oh, right. Thanks. (starts to chase him again)
Obi-Wan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (runs madly)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 11, 2004 14:36:09 GMT -5
Anakin: *tackles Jandalf* STOP CHASING MY MASTER!!! AREN'T YOU ALREADY HAPPY WITH MARRYING HIM, DO YOU HAVE TO TORMENT HIM TOO??
Eowyn: *is still unconscious from the shock of seeing Obi-Wan destroy Artoo*
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Post by Mekka on Sept 11, 2004 15:32:21 GMT -5
Is anyone other than my savvy self beginning to believe this is straying from the general point?
Yoshi: This thread had a point?
Shutup and go eat a berry.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 11, 2004 16:36:23 GMT -5
Vanacoriel: So why did you guyz drag me here? Merry: Because I told Gandalf we'd have a party. And the Lard is just coming. To be the bouncy dance floor . *evil grin* Lard: I don't think I will surrender to two daranged hobbits who want to use me as a dance floor. Vana: Why not? It's logical. You are a large load of Lard. and you would make an excellent dance floor. BtW Anikin arn't you being a little harsh to Jandalf? And do we ever NOT stray from the point? Ever? Lard: On occasion we don't *every one tunes him out, and Van and Merry sneak up from behind with shovels they "borrowed" from Thorongil.* Merry: I win! You are now the dance floor! *him and Vana start dacing on the lard. Bouncing the whole time!* Coming Gandalf? Faramir? Figwit? Obiwan? Anikin? Yoshi? Vana: And EVERY ONE ELSE! WOOHOOO! A party with fireworks and a lardy dance floor!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 11, 2004 18:18:55 GMT -5
Jandalf: (forgets about chasing Obi-Wan and gets onto the "dance floor") WHEEEE!!! IT'S ALL BIG AND SQUISHY!! (bounces)
Obi-Wan: (jaw drops)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 11, 2004 18:35:43 GMT -5
Anakin: OOOOOOO!!! BOUNCY!!!! *jumps onto Lard*
Eowyn: *stares openmouthed* I didn't know that Anakin liked bouncy things... meh.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 11, 2004 22:46:23 GMT -5
(Figwit hobbles over in a body cast.) Fig: Arr-ee? Maeg: What? Far: He said "Party?". His mouth has been blocked by the cast on his jaw. I'll interpret for him. Fig: Et I'm away rom eee! Far: Uh... he said.. "I love Faramir and I leave him all my stuff." Maeg: Funny, it sounded like "GET HIM AWAY FROM ME." Far: Which one of us is the interpreter?! Hey, a dance floor! *Starts to dance* My brother is a disco king, you know. I taught him everything he knows! (Tries to do the Monkey and hits himself in the forehead.) Maeg: Riiiiiiiiight... The Monkey isn't a disco move. Fig: Ha ha ha! Ooo're oopid! Far: You want to spend another six months in a body cast, bucko? Fig: EEP! *hobbles away*
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 12, 2004 2:02:26 GMT -5
: The party!! *jumps on lard* Why care about a measly Disco King when I'm the Breakdancer of Doom! *starts breakdancing* Thorongil: Hey! Come back here! You're supposed to do the fireworks! You remember what happened the last time we let Merry take care of it. He almost blew himself to smithereens. : And your point is?
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 12, 2004 3:26:24 GMT -5
Merry: Well at least SOMEONE cares about me/my safety! *glarres at Vanacoriel*
Vana: I think Thorongil is worried about his own safety, opposed to yours! Of course I care about you. If I didn't I would be dancing on you. Not Lardy!
Lard: *duck taped to floor* am...soo....ouch...not....comfortab...le... get..off...of...me! * wiggles in attempt to free himself*
Van: Poor Lard. It's not his fault he's fun to dance on! *does some mad crazy hobbit dancing with Merry* Alright!
Merry: Fireworks Gandalf! Fireworks! *giggles* Or I could do them. * sneaks behind gandalf with Van, who grabs a small one* no no the big one! big one!
Van: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Lard: NOO! Don't let THEM have fireworks
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 12, 2004 5:35:05 GMT -5
: All right, all right! I'll go get them. Any requests?
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 12, 2004 13:35:09 GMT -5
Merry and Van: INSANE DRAGONS AND ARROWS OF DOOOOOOM!!!
Lard: ouuch...gack....
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 12, 2004 13:36:32 GMT -5
Van and Merry: DRAGONS! ARROWS! FLOWERS! SHOVELS!
Lard: shovels?...ouch...why shovels?
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 12, 2004 13:44:33 GMT -5
: Ah, excellent choice! Five seconds later a giant shovel lights up the air. : I'm so good at this! Thorongil: Stop being so conceited!
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 12, 2004 22:34:37 GMT -5
Faramir: MONKEYS! PONIES! CHEESE WEDGES! CHICKEN NUGGETS! HELLO KITTY! Fig: ?? Far: Uh..... Wargs? Maeg: you scare me.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 13, 2004 17:43:09 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: (spreads arms out wide) BIG BOOM THING!!!
Jandalf: You're going to have to be a little more descriptive than that.
Obi-Wan: COOL FIREWORKS!!!
Jandalf; Sigh...
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