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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 19, 2004 13:14:33 GMT -5
Jandalf: (groans) Uhhhnn...when did I get knocked out? (suddenly sees Faramir) AH-HAH!!! YOU NASTY LITTLE MAN-CAPTAIN!!! I'LL BEAT YOU TO A PULP!!! (starts doing so) YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE MY PULPY WRATH!!
Obi-Wan: (sits up and rubs head) What? I'm stolen?
Jandalf: (statement makes her even more maddened, and she takes it out on Faramir) STOLEN? NAY, SUCH A FOUL CLAIM CANNOT RIP THE LIFE FROM MY HEART!!! OBI-WAN IS MINE!! MINE, YOU HEAR?? (shakes Faramir by the neck) HUH? YOU HEAR??
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 19, 2004 15:24:29 GMT -5
((*distantly grins* Sooorry, master...))
Eowyn: You know, I think people are ignoring me. DO I HAVE TO SCOOP SO LOW AS TO NEED AN ALIAS TO TALK TOO...?? HUH??
Anakin: *covers ears* I wish you'd stop acting like that...
Eowyn: *shakes him* LIKE WHAT?
Anakin: Like HER!
Eowyn: *drops him* Which her, the Shadow her, the Lara'li her, the Tiana her? WHICH HER?!
Anakin: HER HER!
Eowyn: *confused*
Anakin: YOU'RE ACTING LIKE JANDALF!!!!
Eowyn: OOoooohhhhhh.... right. Heh. WHOOPS...
Anakin: Hey, SKY CAPTAIN, CAN I JOIN YOUR MENACING RESISTANCE?
Eowyn: *sits down* My head hurts...
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 19, 2004 22:37:53 GMT -5
Sky Captain to Anikin! JOIN THE RESISTANCE! None of us want to be blown to smithereens before tea time!
Lard: Lets us that duct tape to make a fort of duct tapey doom! Vanacoriel will have finally met her down fall. She will never beable to penitrate a wall of duct tape.
Van: *in imaginary plane* That's what you think my lardy briend! BVwahaha *drops water bombs on the lard*
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 20, 2004 0:05:32 GMT -5
Faramir: I'd help you build the fort, Lard, but I'm kind of getting beaten to a pulp by a psychotic istari right now. It's.... really painful. Reeeeeally painful. And I'm not sure that Jandalf even knows why she's beating me up, other than someone did something to Obi-wan. That and the fact that I plotted against her life. And maybe something about misspelling my get-well card to Figwit.
Figwit: That was you? Aw, I thought it was a very nice card. Except that you forgot a comma.
Far: Maeg, a little help here? Maeg?
Maeg: (over by Vanacoriel and Eowyn) Sky Captain Vanacoriel, can I join the Resistance? He's my co-author and all, but I'm kinda tired of his misbehaving. Maybe this'll teach him a lesson.
Far: MAEG! You've betrayed me! I thought what we had was SPECIAL!
Maeg: Oh yeah, that's why you're always plotting against my life, isn't it? Why are you so evil all of a sudden? You used to be merely annoyed.
Far: I'm a Gondorian on the edge! What the? FIGWIT! NO!
(Figwit is wearing a pin that says "JOIN THE RESISTANCE")
Far: Now I'M the one that'll be needing counseling! Yeow! And a body cast.
Maeg: (ignoring him) Sorry I've been ignoring you, Eowyn. It's just that SOMEBODY has been keeping me busy with his EVIL PLANS. Every five minutes I have to get out the tranquilizer darts. I think it's time to reform Faramir. We can rebuild him. Make him faster. Stronger. Smarter. Nicer.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 20, 2004 17:55:15 GMT -5
Jandalf: Oh, you want FASTER, HUH? (grabs Faramir's ankle and spins around in a circle, making him whirl around in the air with centrifugal force, and suddenly lets go)
Obi-Wan: Jandalf, that's not very nice.
Jandalf: (points to Faramir, who still seems to be sailing through the air) HE MISSPELLED POOR FIGGY'S GET-WELL CARD!!! HE DESERVES TO DIE!! DIE, I SAY!!! DIE!!!
Obi-Wan: (goes over to Figwit and whispers) I know where she kept the tranquiliser darts.
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Post by Redrose on Sept 20, 2004 21:09:47 GMT -5
Boramir: CAN I HAVE CAKE NOW!!!!
Queen Margaret: NO!
Boramir: HOW 'BOUT NOW?!
Queen: NOOOO! THE PARTY IS OVER!!! YOUR WEIRD-O BROTHER IS GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! HAVEN'T YOU BEEN LISTENING TO ANYTHING ANYONE HAS BEEN SAYING?!!!!!!
Boramir: Huh?
Queen: AAAHHHHHHH THAT IS IT! THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, FARAMIR!! I'M JOINING YOUR EVIL...uh...THINGY!!!!!
Redrose: MARGARET? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Queen: Goining Faramir, thats what I'm doing! Because 1. I'M EEEEVVVVIIIILLLL!!!! and 2. I CAN'T STAND BORAMIR ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!!!
Redrose: Oh, yeah I forgot you were evil...
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 21, 2004 15:45:48 GMT -5
Faramir: Man, Jandalf is a good thrower. I really got some distance! The landing part was a tad uncomfortable, though... Hey, I dunno if I wanna mess with Jandalf any more, Obi-wan. She's pretty dangerous. I'm already getting nasty letters from my insurance company.... Well, the thought of tranq gunning her is pretty tempting, though.
Maeg: FARAMIR!
Far: ButwhatImeanttosaywasthatIamagoodboy andwon'thurtanybody!
Maeg: Good.
Far: (whispers to Obi-wan) But if you can get your hands on it, I wouldn't turn you away.
Fig: Oh no! Queen Margaret has joined Faramir's evil anti-resistance!
Maeg: So?
Fig: Haven't you read HENRY VI?! The Shakespeare play? That's where Queen Margaret comes from, and that woman is pure evil! She's called the "She-wolf of France!"
Faramir: She's French AND anti-Boromir? Coolness! See Figwit, MY anti-resitance is multicultural. How cool is that? Now I've got the Dark Lard and an evil Queen on my side. All I need now is a talking monkey and a magical mustache and my life will be complete!
Maeg: ?
Far: Um, forget I said that. SKY CAPTAIN VANACORIEL AND YOUR PATHETIC RESISTANCE WILL NEVER DEFEAT THE ANTI-RESISTANCE! YAAAA!
Maeg: No more caffeine for you.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 21, 2004 19:53:04 GMT -5
Actully you pathetic worm, my RESTISTANCE was around BEFORE your's had a NAME! which by the way, is sooooo a copy of mine. Darn you! Darn you all! French ANIT RESISTANCE GROUPS ARE NOT MY PIECE O' CAKE! Me and my hobbits for HIRE will become unstopable. UN-STOPABLE! you and your peice of pie anit-resistence will not be able to contend. Jeeez Engarde! Merry: Engarde. Bleg monsters. What does Engarde mean? Pippin: it's french, used during swordfight. to challenge them. Merry: Righhhhhhhht. I don't think I want to join the Anti-resistance. I like the RESISTANCE! Lard: *sits in his duct tape fort*
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Post by Tahiri the Purple (likes cake) on Sept 21, 2004 22:40:26 GMT -5
anduriel: <saysnothing>
mara jade: i`m stuck with a sword and an insane person... i wanna go kill luke.... ooooo... parties...!!!!! which side is for the empire?
anduriel: <remains silent>
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 21, 2004 22:46:34 GMT -5
Eowyn: Uhh... sorry, folks. I think my master's suffering from coffee deprivation, or something... like that... uhh... yeah... I'm REALLY sorry about that, Far... heh... really sorry. She gets like that at times. *shudders* Or worse. Screaming about killing things actually isn't that bad, really...
Anakin: SKY CAPTAIN VANACORIEL!! I HAVE JOINED THE RESISTANCE/Rebellion/thing!!!! WHO ARE WE RESISTING?!
Eowyn: I actually hate to do this but... *pulls tranq gun from random appearing window, and shoots Jandalf* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anakin: Are we against Eowyn and Jandalf and Maeg and all them? EOWYN SKYWALKER, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!
Eowyn: MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A GUN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anakin: Oi!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 21, 2004 23:43:22 GMT -5
Technically, we are against who ever the person who hired us wants us to be. We are currently against Faramir attempting to take over the world. because that wouldn't be nice would it precious. not nice at alll. We are concerned and aggrivated becasue SOME ONE SABOTAGED MY PLANE!!! AGAIN! and I am Hungry.
Merry: me too... pippin is not cooking for us tough. we might die of some sort of tropical ailment.
Pippin: *looks up from stove* What about me?
Merry: *runs and hides*
Van: *follows suit*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 22, 2004 14:34:17 GMT -5
Jandalf: (growls low in throat and yanks tranq dart out of her neck)
Obi-Wan: (flinches) Uh-oh. The caffeine neutralised the effect. (hides behind Faramir) Help.
Jandalf: (starts eating concrete)
Obi-Wan: On second thought...(looks at Faramir closely) When SHE'S mad, you're not really the best person to hide behind. (crouches behind Figwit instead) But I could still get some of those darts for you.
Jandalf: (in something between a roar and a scream) WHOOOO SABOTAGED THE SKY CAPTAIN'S PLANE? A LITTLE GREMLIN CALLED FARAMIR, METHINKS?? (comments normally) Hey, Van, wanna join up?
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Post by Trinity on Sept 22, 2004 14:42:25 GMT -5
Agent Vader: Who is trying to take over the world?! I WANT WORLD DOMINATION TOO!!! *begins jumping up and down*
Trinity: Agent Vader, do I have to get Mr. Focus? Hmm?
Agent Vader: No...
Trinity: Good.
Agent Vader: BUT I WANT WORLD DOMINATION AND PEPSI!!!
Trinity: THAT'S IT!!!! SAY HI TO MR. FOCUS!! *whips out baseball bat and hits Agent Vader on the helmet*
Agent Vader's helmet: THONK!
Agent Vader: Thank goodness i had my hemet Mr. Focus proofed last week...
Trinity: Aw man... *hides Mr. Focus and runs for dear life*
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 22, 2004 17:34:26 GMT -5
Eowyn: *runs and hides behind Obi-Wan* Jandalf's SCARING me... she's been doing that a lot, you know... *mutters about shadow-turned Jedi Masters* HEY, TRINITY, WANNA JOIN UP WITH MY NEWLY FORMED GROUP... THE PEOPLE TRYING TO ESCAPE CERTAIN DEATH FROM INSANE, AND OR ANGRY CO-AUTHORS, MASTERS, OR ANYTHING ELSE OF THE LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!
*Pulls out teeshirts* Plus, it comes with your OWN FREE TEESHIRT!
Anakin: ANAKIN SKYWALKER TO SKY CAPTAIN VANACORIEL! IT APPEARS THAT A NEW REBELLION HAS BEEN STARTED!
Eowyn: It's a conspiracy.
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Post by Trinity on Sept 22, 2004 18:42:50 GMT -5
Trinity *pauses running from a brief moment as Agent Vader pauses for an inhaler treatment*: Oooo! A shirt! COOLNESS!!! Yeah, I'll join! He has gotten evil lately... Ever since I made him go to the doctor because his wheezing was getting louder, actually... Doctor diagnosed him with asthma and now every time he tries to do an evil laugh, it ends up in a hacking cough...
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 22, 2004 20:52:33 GMT -5
This is Sky Captain Vanacoriel to JAndalf. OHH! A team up! Against Faramir!! WHooooooo!! Sounds fun. Reaaally fun. And Ani, it apear eowyn has gone nutsiod on us. Sooo, who's up for a pizza? * pulls away from Lard* Noooo! You have to good. A resistance member. Not like you *glares*
Merry: Ohh! Pizza! Pippin: *mouths already full*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 22, 2004 21:09:28 GMT -5
Jandalf: Mmm, pizza. (eats)
Obi-Wan: (eyes pizza from behind Figwit) On second thought...I think I'll keep the tranq darts. (hurries over) Can I have some?
Jandalf: Only if you PROMISE to join us and stick with it.
Obi-Wan: (crosses fingers behind back) Okay.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 23, 2004 22:27:28 GMT -5
Faramir: HEY! OBI-WAN! This is the last time I let you in on my conspiracies, you hear me? THE LAST TIME! Oooh kaaay... Next thing on the agenda: Hire more evil-doers. HEY VADER! I'LL LET YOU IN ON MY PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION! Plus, all Anti-resistance (and that IS a very creative name, so-called Sky Captian Vanacoriel) members get a free.. uh... collector's mug! See? It says I TOOK OVER THE WORLD AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID MUG. And if that's not your thing, we've got mugs that say: WORLD'S BEST EVIL-DOER! Whaddaya say, Vader? Sounds pretty cool, huh? Oh, and Lard? Is your fort big enough for an entire evil army? Cuz I've got some plans...
Maeg: HEY VAN! CAN I JOIN THE RESISTANCE? FARAMIR'S GETTING ON MY NERVES!
Far: Wha?! Treachery! Villainy! Traitorous she-elf!
Maeg: Hey pal, YOU'RE the one who's trying to kill me!
Far: Ah. Yes. Good point. *turns to QUEEN MARGARET* Hey Your Highness, do you have any ideas for world domination? Other than creating a duct tape fort, I mean, because we've already done that.
Figwit: How could you be so evil? When will it all end?!
Far: When I rule the world, of course! I'll show daddy who should have been the favorite child! I'll show Boromir who's best! I know; I'll set a BOROMIR TRAP! Where can I get fifty pounds of cheddar cheese at this hour, I wonder?
Figwit: Oh yes, before I forget, Vanacoriel, Faramir is the one who sabotaged your plane. He was trying out a new pair of wire cutters that he was going to use for his evil plot, and your fuel line just happened to be in the way...
Far: Gah! More treachery!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 24, 2004 16:19:28 GMT -5
Jandalf: Don't say such things! Figgy's the nice one. YOU'RE the traitor, you stupid man-captain.
Obi-Wan: (mutters) Just see if I ever want to go along with his plans again.
Jandalf: Well, Sky Captain? Shall we lead the attack? (raises a random sword dramatically into the air)
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 24, 2004 22:10:25 GMT -5
Your Welcome to Join this RESISTANCE Maeg. With our ORIGINAL NAME *shoots nasty look at Faramir* I just knew he was the one that cut my fuel line. I KNEW IT! and I know exactly what Faramir is afraid of. *whips out wood and oil, and a blow up doll resembling Denethor.* Scared Far? *evil laugh* I say it is time to charge Jandalf! Lead the Resistance fighter foreward! *gets in plane and takes off* I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men (and other such beings) may fail, but that day is not this day! This day, WE FIGHT!!! *impressive flight tricks*
Lard: Oh of course this fort is big enough, it would of fight me in my full glory, before i was compacted into being a dance floor. *angry face at Van* Might have to Sabotage her plane. *plots*
Pippin: Merry, what exactly is a BLEG MONSTER?
Merry: I don't know. A monster that says bleg, I suppose. Sort of like Faramir. You know, pathetic and attempting to take over the world.
Pippin: He hasn't said bleg.
Merry: That's not the point, Pippin. You know what I mean
Pippin: *thinks about it* no.
Van: *exasperated* bleg. oh no. it's contagious. bleg.
Merry: hahahableg...hahahbleg. ohhhhh it is.
Pippin: *still thiking about what it all means*
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