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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 16, 2004 20:37:41 GMT -5
X-SMASHER!!!!! You JOINED!!!! *gasps* Yeah-- I have all swears censored-- and if you try to get around those censors, I'll personally ban you-- no swearing is allowed here. The PG thing is a guideline for fanfics, and RP, really... violence in fanfics that takes it up to PG 13 is fine. Same with RPGs. However, romance has to stay at a PG level-- we may have younger people here, you know... and swears such as 'd*mn' change to sithspit, or whatever... snrk. I'm awful.
Anyhow, yeah, I was at camp, I'm still tired from it, and still very hit hard from it... yeah. So if anything I say over the next week is very hard to understand, it's because I'm pretty much working in a trance right now... ung...
If you want a co-author, you may apply for one, however, Sauron belongs to THE... Anakin is MINE!!!! (He's about Rogue Planet Ani... heh. *rolls eyes*)
Anakin: I am NOT yours...
Eowyn: I married you... doesn't that say anything...?
Anakin: Jeez, you DON'T have to start CRYING on me... what's WRONG with you... you used to be... you know... weird... not... normal...
Eowyn: Oh yeah... right... oh well.... Zzzzzzzzzz...
Anakin: Sigh. It's a conspiracy, I swear...
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X-Smasher 7
Padawan Learner
That's the last time I try mixing Tide and Orange Juice to get the stains out of my robes! Phnargh..
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Post by X-Smasher 7 on Aug 17, 2004 11:08:38 GMT -5
Oh no! Is Eowyn! WARGH!!!! I am writing chapter 3 of Lord of the Wings. But FF.net is down for two days, those foolish mortals! REVENGE WILL BE OURS!! Heck, I'll share a part of LotW with yous:
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"Holy crap..." thought Gimli.
"It can't be!" cried the Orcs.
"I want his autograph!" squealed a random fangirl who Legolas shot with an arrow. Yep, there stood the Doctor, John Cena.
"Yo yo yo yo yo!!!" cried Cena. "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" The fellowship cheered. "THE CHAMP IS HERE!!" The orcs cheered. "I SAID, THE CHAMP IS HERE IN MIDDLE EARTH!!!!" The fellowship, Orcs and every Cena fan in the world cheered loudly, busting Erenriel's glasses.
"Hey!" squeaked Eren, who sulked.
"What up, Gandawg?" Cena greeted.
"The Orcs from the Valley of Harvey's are trying to destroy us." replied Gandawg, er, Gandalf.
"Well, they can't see me!"
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That's all I can share for now. So with that said, WHO LIKES CHEESE?!
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Post by Trinity on Aug 17, 2004 12:40:33 GMT -5
Hmm, I think I shall have to read your fic, X Smasher... sounds very funny!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 17, 2004 17:12:23 GMT -5
It's suitibally Middle-earthian, Trinity, that I can say, snrk.
Heh-- now I can't wait... you're MEAN!!!! I HAVE TO WAIT!!!!!
Anakin: Hey, I'M the whiner!
Eowyn: Well FINE!
Anakin: Ugg.
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X-Smasher 7
Padawan Learner
That's the last time I try mixing Tide and Orange Juice to get the stains out of my robes! Phnargh..
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Post by X-Smasher 7 on Aug 21, 2004 11:32:16 GMT -5
I also encourage people to join my message board: (http://windsofdestiny.proboards12.com/index.cgi) Please do!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 21, 2004 14:06:29 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300][/glow]
I see you are a fellow spoofage person...Lord of the Wings, eh? I did one called Lord of the Clings...was my first LOTR spoof. Where my screenname came from. I suppose I'll have to check out your forum, now, won't I?
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 26, 2004 12:19:49 GMT -5
hmmm...sounds fun!!!!!!
:hoteye: hmph! nobody joins me nowadays...
THE: ha ha *sticks tounge out* any way... SOCK PEOPLE AC! RUN YOU FOOLS! what issss it about socks.... three of my friends have a sock obsession. i dont see it though.... the feelowship of the socks.... hee hee *is amused*
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Punished Fox 3
Padawan Learner
I am merely looking for answers. A fox demon is what I am. Nothing more will I be.
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Post by Punished Fox 3 on Sept 1, 2004 20:08:47 GMT -5
Hey, what is up? I am Punished Fox 3. I hope to make a couple of friends here. Who knows? Maybe I'll find answers to why I am a fox demon.
And in case you're wondering, I'm not a goth. XD I am Canadian, eh! And I want to journey to Middle-Earth one day!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 1, 2004 20:34:30 GMT -5
Ah, there's a lot of us from Canada, eh? Jandalf, myself, Celebrian, Adrienne, Darth Aragorn, Vanacoriel, Shadow... umm... yeah. Many. Whereabouts are you from? I be Albertan!!!!!
This, however, is not the REAL Middle-earth. This is Middle-earth: Insanity, a Matrixesque world where crossovers, paradoxes, and insanity prevails. Where all can come and be welcome!
There are a LOT of spoof people, or people with spoof backgrounds-- myself and Shadow, in a spoof, are the same person... a paradox, really! It's quite interesting. Feel free to post your fanfics here!!!
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Post by Trinity on Sept 2, 2004 8:55:23 GMT -5
WELCOME TO MIDDLE EARTH!!!
It's a new person! Hi, Punished Fox 3! *kicks Agent Vader*
Agent Vader: What on earth did I do to deserve tha - Oh, hello!
Trinity *mutters about incompetent coauthor*: Anyway, feel free to just hang around, join some RPGs, and just have fun! That's all we ever do...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 2, 2004 10:54:39 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: Aaaah! FOX DEMON! (jumps up into Jandalf's arms)
Jandalf: (rolls eyes) What? I'm a dead wizard. What's the difference?
Obi-Wan: AAAHHH!! (runs away)
Jandalf: Heh heh. Don't worry, he'll be fine. So, you and X-Smasher are pals, then? I'm assuming such, from reading your signature.
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Post by NeoBahamut on Sept 2, 2004 11:54:47 GMT -5
yo... I am a crazy cat
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 2, 2004 11:56:00 GMT -5
Forgive my friend. He's more insane than is good for him.
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Post by Trinity on Sept 2, 2004 12:42:18 GMT -5
WECLOME TO MIDDLE EARTH!!!
Again. Anyway, hi NeoBahamut! Thorongil, you know him?
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 2, 2004 23:37:33 GMT -5
Yeah, he trains Taekwon-Do with me. He's okay. But he has a lot of crazy outbursts like that one.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 4, 2004 2:29:03 GMT -5
I have a friend who has cats. I can't go to her house...as am terribly afaird of cats. I am not sure why, i think it's because of their eyes. being all sauron ish.
WELCOME! I AM....Vanacoriel.... hello. ish.. thing. *snicker*
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Sept 4, 2004 13:56:18 GMT -5
SAURON DOESN'T HAVE EYES! THEY'RE HYPOTHETICAL!!!! *hits head on wall*
Bob: Excuse me for a moment.... *peals Dun off of the wall, now sobbing uncontrollably and muttering about people who just can't understand word pictures*
Dun: *sobbing* ... and they put it on a stick, right up there fo the whole world to see. A spotlight! They've turned the Dark Lord into a spotlight!!!!!
Bob: *sigh* It's been like this ever since RotK came out. Every time the eye is mentioned, even in the mall *shudder*. I'll tell ya that wasn't a pretty sight...
Dun:... like an olive on one of those cheep little skewer things....
Bob: *glances over at Dun, collapsed in a heap on the floor* Though I do believe it's getting worse. Welcome to ME:I, Punished Fox 3 and NeoBahamut! *kicks Dun on the floor* Yo! Revelry's over!
Dun: LIKE AN OLIVE, I TELL YOU!!!!!! We're all doomed! *background voices -- Doomed! doomed... doomed......*
Bob: *sigh*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 5, 2004 16:27:45 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: Olives? Where? (looks around) Jandalf. You know how to make martinis, don't you?
Jandalf: Of course. Shaken, not stirred. (grabs an olive, sticks it on a toothpick, pours ginger ale into a martini glass) But since the majority of Middle-earth's population are minors, including yours truly, we shall have some fake bubbly instead.
Obi-Wan: Fine by me. (raises his ginger ale) TO THE NEW MEMBERS!!
Jandalf: Yes. TO THE NEW MEMBERS!! Cheers.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 5, 2004 17:48:25 GMT -5
You keep those things OUT of my site until I'M no longer a Minor, thank you. And that's a few years... 14... 15... 16... 17... 18... *counts on fingers*
And you aren't leaving us when you turn 18, will you Jandalf? *goes pathetic like* NOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T GO!!!!
Okay, take it to me to turn something into a sad siduation... mutter.
Olives. Ick.
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Post by Trinity on Sept 5, 2004 22:21:49 GMT -5
I'm with Eowyn when it comes to olives. Ick.
I MISS FRIDAY NIGHT JUNIOR HIGH SERVICE!!!! *begins sobbing hysterically*
Agent Vader: Trinity.
Trinity: What? *snifff*
Agent Vader: Pull yourself together for five more days.
Trinity: Okay... *proceeds to pull self together*
Sorry about that, guys, but had to get it out somewhere...
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