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Post by Barnzo on Apr 15, 2006 10:29:23 GMT -5
I know... I am humble, am I not? First, I have that poll called "How suave am I?" and now this! I know... I am not REALLY this... UN-humble, full-o-pride, you get the point.
Just do this:
I'm so hot, that when I look in the mirror, I get sun-burnt!
or something like that. That way, we are ALL full-o-pride!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Apr 15, 2006 15:25:48 GMT -5
(dies laughing hysterically)
I'm sorry... this thread is just so ironically amusing...
I'M SO HOT... I don't even have a boyfriend... and I've never been kissed... and I bother people... and... uh... yeah... and I'm overweight and...
(sulks)
I suck.
Snrk.
No... wait!! I HAVE A SITE THAT'S BEEN UP FOR YEAAAAAAAARS!!! Well, two... I ROCK!!!!
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Post by Absolon on Apr 15, 2006 16:51:42 GMT -5
All of the above in Tiana's post applies to me, except a boy asked me for my number, but he's my friend. I also make people around me feel awkward on a daily basis! I'm hot because the fan in my room is broken.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Apr 15, 2006 22:16:35 GMT -5
I'm so hot that my car burns rubber.
Or maybe I'm just hyperactive, and really, really like to waste money by destroying my beautiful Goodyears....
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Post by Trinity on Apr 15, 2006 22:19:25 GMT -5
I'm so hot I make ice melt and dogs howl...
That was so lame!
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Post by Barnzo on Apr 16, 2006 9:34:51 GMT -5
(This is going better than I thought... YES! This is fun...)
I am SO hot that Orlando Bloom is extremely jealous of me.
I am so hot that, when people drool when they see me, their drool starts to boil, burning their mouth.
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Post by Maximum Ride on Apr 16, 2006 18:33:07 GMT -5
I'm so hot that the fire alarm goes off when I walk into a room with low ceilings, and the water just evaporates off of me into steam.... *snaps fingers*
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Post by Padawan goober-shadowslayer on Apr 16, 2006 18:54:38 GMT -5
I'm so hot that People always say to me, ''I didn't know that brad Pitt has a son.''
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Post by Maximum Ride on Apr 16, 2006 19:40:24 GMT -5
Poor you...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Apr 16, 2006 22:18:04 GMT -5
I'm so hot, my bucket of wasabi is frozen in comparison.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Apr 16, 2006 22:44:21 GMT -5
I'm so hot that I could be used as a Mount Doom power generator. XP
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Post by Absolon on Apr 16, 2006 22:45:24 GMT -5
I'm so hot I accidently melted my ship on the way here.
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Post by Morgana Le Fay on Apr 17, 2006 8:34:56 GMT -5
I'm so hot I am the cause of global warming.
((RL - I agree mostly with Tiana))
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Post by Barnzo on Apr 17, 2006 16:47:12 GMT -5
I am so hot that even my personal title says so!
I am the hottest guy in MEI!! (Not really, probably...)
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Apr 17, 2006 17:52:50 GMT -5
Ummm...actually, Bob is the hottest guy at ME:I...
My best friend is a boy, I have five adopted brothers, yet I don't have a boyfriend...what does this tell you? [[ Joan is not hot. Joan is cool. ]]
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Apr 17, 2006 19:33:25 GMT -5
I'm so hot, Bob serves under me.
((I agree with Joan. I'd rather be cool. Whew.))
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Post by Trinity on Apr 17, 2006 19:47:07 GMT -5
I'm so hot, tapatio hot sauce looks like ice cream compared to me...
*licks finger and touches shoulder* Psh.......
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Post by Absolon on Apr 17, 2006 21:38:47 GMT -5
I'm so hot you could fry eggs on my head. Though if you try I'll skewer you....
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Post by sithhunter on Apr 17, 2006 21:43:03 GMT -5
Well i have 12 siblings and well.....i am 202 pounds and 5'11ft and i am 15 what does that tell you... i am weird and crazy and PROUD of it.
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Post by Sallowpad on Apr 18, 2006 10:06:05 GMT -5
I'm so hot, glaciers form where I've never been.
Lot to be said for never having a BF, never having been kissed, Tiana & company. I respect that.
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