Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Nov 11, 2004 19:57:14 GMT -5
Bob: No hissing.....
Dun: *doesn't even remember why she's hissing* *realizes what she's saying has nothing to do with the subject at hand* *is suddenly obsessed with the background music for this board...* Purdy....
*cough* Anywho. Anybody ever wonder the point of slasher movies? There's no acting at all, whatsoever. (the imagination music plays in the background, and she gets the weird flashback look that people tend to get in such situations)
Random Expendable Hot Girl #1: Hi! I, like, came to see if, like I could, like, be in this movie?
The Mighty Head Cast Dude: Well..... *glances at clipboard* We do have an opening.... Can you scream for me?
Heroine: OMG, that girl's, like, totally dead. Flippant guy: So what? Heroine's friend: Like, don't worry. Heroine: But it could have something to do with (insert past event here) Heroine's boyfriend: I'm sure it's nothing. Heroine: OK. (MAKE OUT) Heroine's friend: I'm a I am an idiot too!
Murderer: (checks film certificate) Right. Someone involved in (past event): EEEEEK! Murderer: *STABBY*
Heroine: OMG, someone else is, like, totally dead. Flippant guy: Dude, it's nothing. Heroine's friend: It's really not. Heroine's boyfriend: I love you. Heroine: Ooh, OK.
Heroine's friend: Oooh, the lights are out. Hope there's no murderers round here EEEK!!! Murderer: *STABBY* Always bring a torch.
Heroine: *FLEE* Heroine's boyfriend: *FLEE FASTER* Heroine: *TRIP* Heroine's boyfriend: *RUN BACK* Run ahead of me now! Heroine: *RUN AHEAD* Murderer: *STABBY* Heroine's boyfriend: URK Heroine: OMG, you're like, dead! You, like, killed him! Murderer: Duh. And it turns out that I'm (insert least suspected person here)! Heroine: OMG! Murderer: And I'm killing you because (insert past event here) Heroine: OMG! Murderer: I keel you! Heroine: ... No, I keel YOU. Murderer: Figures. URK Heroine: OMG, that was so, like, totally traumatic... I hope I recover before the sequel...
Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Nov 12, 2004 18:32:07 GMT -5
Yes, yes, that about cuts it.
Except, you forgot the part where they go in the darkest room and decide to hide in the darkest closet. Then leave a random window open. Or a rug rolled over where they went in a door.... all the same, really.
EDIT: Cuts it.... cuts it...... *dies laughing*
And that was a totally intentional pun..... and it was really bad..... and I need sleep..... *mmmm, caffein*
Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 15, 2004 6:19:34 GMT -5
Yeah, I wrote it (beams with glee at compliments) You're right, I did forget it. So I'll edit the bit with Heroine's friend.
Heroine's friend: Oooh, the lights are out. Hope there's no murderers round here EEEK!!! Murderer: Shoulda brought a torch, idiot. Heroine's friend: Eeek!!! (runs upstairs to escape) Murderer: (follows) Heroine's friend: Darn, foiled! I know, I'll hide in this completely obvious place! Murderer: Oh come on, give me some credit. Soundtrack: DOOOOOM Heroine's friend: *BREATHE LOUDLY* I think he's g- Murderer: BOO! Ha, made you jump! *stabby*
Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Nov 22, 2004 9:47:58 GMT -5
I saw "National Treasure" on Saturday. It was suprisingly good. I was afraid that it was going to be another action flop, but it was actually a wonderful movie. AND IT HAD SEAN BEAN! Only he doesn't get shot full of arrows and fall off a cliff. Which could be good or bad, depending on your views...
Far: It's bad.
I walk the earth, I touch the skies. I am angel, in your eyes. ~El Pendulo
i thought that looked good-i mean the guy that directed it did Pirates-but somebody told me it had a semi-nude scene. Is this nonPG information truth? i also was told there's gonna be a Pirates II and III...
Post by Vanacoriel on Nov 22, 2004 21:31:26 GMT -5
I love Sean Bean. I dont know what I would do with out him. he's like a father to me, although I have never met him, he still is. It's kind of pathetic, in drama I couldn't cry, and then my friend goes. Sean Bean just died in a helicopter crash (which is ironic) and I burst into tears and was like my...sean..bean...is..not....*sobs for about 5 minutes* wait....what was he doing in a helicopter.!? HES NOT DEAD! and I danced. and my drama teacher said i was insane. but .... i am... so ...