This is the right place, right, Eowyn Skywalker? If it isn't, then pleae do tell me... Anyway, moving on to the crisis at hand...
This is Agent Vader writing on behalf of Trinity, who is, at the moment, too distraught to do it herself... HEY, GIVE ME BACK THE KEYBOARD!!!! *sounds of struggle heard in background*
Trinity: MINE!!! *takes keyboard*
Okay, to those of you who know, Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth *snarls angrily* have become engaged *sob!*. Now, I HAVE A PINK BUS AND REALLY AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!! My PINK BUS OF TERROR is our, er, defense against Kate Bosworth (I am trying to keep this PG, as you all should too) so we are BRINGING THE PINK BUS OT TERROR BACK TO LIFE!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FEAR ME, KATE BOSWORTH!!!!
This thread is for those of you (and I KNOW you are out there) who want to help me!!! Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to go dye all my clothes black and sit in my room with the blinds closed and listen to some sad music...
This really isn't fair BECAUSE I SAW HIM BEFORE SHE DID!!! But if life were fair, then the world would be boring and there would be nothing to drive us over the edge of sanity...
Agent Vader: Sorry about that... She really is quite upset about the whole thing. Hmm, maybe chocolate and a new book would help...
"What do you want to be when you grow up, little girl?"
Post by Master Warious on Jun 20, 2004 16:03:36 GMT -5
Might I be the voice of reason here Trin?
Orlando Bloom is probably waaaaay to old for you in the first place. Second, these hollywood things don't last to long so just wait. Someday you will find a better guy and can the defend him with your Pink Bus of Terror.
Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 20, 2004 22:44:26 GMT -5
*grins* Great, go and start one!
P. G. Filer: Orli is so cute... sigh... for this, I give you permission to use A 14 levels of violence... mwha-ha-ha-ha!
E.S.: What's odd is that I don't even really like O.B. that much... just Will Turner... :elf smiley:
A.: I want to HIT EOWYN SKYWALKER WITH A PINK BUS!!!!
E.S: Don't mind Ani... he's just mad because I ducttaped him to the roof, and super glued his lightsaber to the floor... wait... don't do that... no, ANAKIN, DON'T FORCE-MOVE THE NAIL POLISH REMOVER...!!! Ack... NOOOO!!! ANAKIN IS ARMED... *runs from Lightsaber hovering in mid air that seems to be chasing her...* AAAHHHHHH!!!
A.: Mwha-ha-ha-ha!!!!! Now, Eowyn, we shall discuss our terms...
E.S.: *looks nervously at Force-held lightsaber blade that is dangerously near to her head* Ummm... P. G. Filer... help...
P.G. Filter: *looks up from O.B. fan mag, and pulls out RotJ* As you see, Star Wars is rated PG, and this site is PG. You will notice that Luke Skywalker does the exact same thing... yada yada yada...
E.S.: Great. She starts talking REAL PG terms right when I need her.
A.: First... *carries on*
Yeah... make the RPG, please!!!
•Lucas the braid•
Unless they have a magic boat. If they have a magic boat, I'm pretty much doomed.... *cough*