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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Jun 20, 2004 20:42:15 GMT -5
Okay, lets start a game where we have to think up 'advice' for people going to Middle-earth. I don't know if you know what I'm talking about, but I think the best way to explain this is by giving you an example... Never try to incinerate a Balrog! Yeah... I know, it's weird, but it's fun! So have at it! (Attempting to kill a wraith with the One Ring on is not a good idea...)
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Post by Trinity on Jun 20, 2004 20:59:52 GMT -5
DON'T CUT DOWN ANY TREES, YOU MIGHT TICK OFF AN ENT!!!
Believe me, that is NOT a good thing, as a certain wizard *coughsarumancough* found out the hard way...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 20, 2004 22:48:09 GMT -5
DON'T LOOK INTO BIG BLACK SHINY MARBLES!!! tee hee hee.
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jun 25, 2004 21:26:00 GMT -5
NEVER TRY TO HIDE FROM BIG BLACK DUDES USING THE ONE RING.
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jun 25, 2004 21:29:40 GMT -5
DON'T PULL A GIMLI MOVE ON GALADRIAL WHEN CELEBORNS AROND.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 27, 2004 19:33:14 GMT -5
DON'T GIVE DENETHOR A FLAMETHROWER!
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jun 27, 2004 21:31:23 GMT -5
NEVER TRY TO DROWN A WATCHER IN THE WATER
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 30, 2004 13:14:39 GMT -5
DON'T ENTER INTO SHOOTING CONTESTS WITH ELVES
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 30, 2004 15:19:45 GMT -5
If you are an Dwarf in Lothlorien, do not insult the Marchwarden!
I'm serious, Gimli I want you to live!!
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jun 30, 2004 22:02:56 GMT -5
NEVER TRY TO CLEAN A CAVETROLE
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Post by Master Warious on Jul 1, 2004 11:49:41 GMT -5
Never hug an orc
:warious:
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 2, 2004 17:59:02 GMT -5
DON'T TRY TO OUTSHINE GALADRIEL!!!!
No, really...
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jul 3, 2004 12:25:10 GMT -5
NEVER TRY TO CHANGE INTO A URUKI-HAI!!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 5, 2004 16:30:11 GMT -5
DON'T TRY TO TICKLE WARGS!!
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Post by Master Warious on Jul 5, 2004 18:59:24 GMT -5
Don't dress in black or white robes if you're a good guy!
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Post by Trinity on Jul 5, 2004 19:10:59 GMT -5
DON'T KNOCK SKELETONS INTO WELLS, YOU WILL ATTRACT UNWANTED ATTENTION!!!
A certain hobbit *coughpippincough* learned the hard way...
Post 500!!!! BOOYAH!!!!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 7, 2004 15:09:22 GMT -5
NEVER MAKE FIRES ON TOP OF HILLS!!!
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Post by Trinity on Jul 7, 2004 16:48:16 GMT -5
DON'T VANISH IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY INN!!!!
It makes people THINK...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 7, 2004 20:09:55 GMT -5
DON'T WEAR GOLD RINGS NEARBY SLIMY CREATURES...
Jandalf, can I ask why, exactly, you are using my color?
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Post by Burzromeniel on Jul 8, 2004 14:03:58 GMT -5
What about;
Don't turn to the dark side... The Good Side always win...
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