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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 30, 2004 20:15:28 GMT -5
((Read Paint Wars, Thorongil-- that'll explain my dear master's hate of garlic... it's on Fanfiction.net... it is rather... insane... must warn you though. Relax, you'll either recover, or fall into the same rut as the rest of us *laughs insanely*))
DON'T DRESS UP AS AN ORC; WALK INTO LOTHLORIEN, AND EXPECT TO COME OUT ALIVE![/color]
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 30, 2004 20:35:12 GMT -5
IF UNACCUSTOMED TO EXTREME INSANITY, DO NOT READ MORE THAN HALF A CHAPTER OF PAINT WARS AT A TIME!!
It makes MY head hurt after a while...and look how crazy I am.
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jul 30, 2004 20:46:18 GMT -5
DON'T TELL FARIMIR THAT HE NEEDS TO SHOW HIS QUALITY!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 30, 2004 23:08:14 GMT -5
((Don't inform Darth Aragorn to check his spelling?
Paint Wars makes your HEAD HURT?!))
DON'T STEAL RINGS FROM SLIMEY CREATURES, IT USUALLY MAKES THEM VEEEERRRRRY ANGRY![/color]
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Post by Thorongil on Jul 31, 2004 7:51:58 GMT -5
I actually followed Jandalfs advice before she posted it. I've read chapter one and some of chapter two. But remember: Galic isn't evil. it's the people who use the garlic that is evil.
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Post by Agent Luthien on Jul 31, 2004 12:37:27 GMT -5
NEVER STAND INFRONT OF MILLIONS OF ORCS UNARMED AND UNARMOURED AND YELL AT THE TOP OF YOU LUNGS, "COME GET ME YOU DEMENTED FREAKS OF NATURE" AND EXPECT TO GET AWAY ALIVE OR WITHOUT BATTLE SCARS!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 31, 2004 12:59:10 GMT -5
That's very true, Thorongil. And yes, Padawan, it even makes MY head hurt after...oh...three chapters. Snrk.
BE SURE TO HAVE A CLIMBING BUDDY WHEN SCALING BIG EVIL MOUNTAINS WITH THE ONE RING AROUND YOUR NECK!!
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Post by Thorongil on Jul 31, 2004 13:08:51 GMT -5
And don't forget to bring that buddy when visiting huge hairy spiders!
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 31, 2004 14:40:39 GMT -5
AND BE SURE NOT TO GET THAT BUDDY ANGRY EITHER...[/color]
...must...read...Paint Wars... head...hurts...
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jul 31, 2004 20:38:25 GMT -5
Arwen is EVILE! That's all you need to know...
(( P.S. Erm... don't tell Arwen I said that, okieday? Might be risking a modship with that one...))
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 31, 2004 22:17:21 GMT -5
It depends which Arwen you are TALKING about, Dun...
DON'T TRUST ANYONE WHO CARRIES A LIGHTSABER...
In Middle-earth, that is a certainty, anyhow... heh.
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by Thorongil on Aug 1, 2004 11:19:13 GMT -5
So that means don't trust anyone?
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Aug 1, 2004 15:08:32 GMT -5
I don't carry a lightsaber!!! *crickets* What.... it isn't exactly easy to find a good weapon these days. *hefts quarterstaff* Big sticks work just fine, thank you very much.
Don't get into a sword-fight with a farmer who has a stick. The stick always wins.
But if he has a lightsaber instead of a sword, my best suggestion would be to run away very quickly.
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Post by Laredith on Aug 1, 2004 17:42:02 GMT -5
Never try to outshine Galadriel
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 1, 2004 21:37:14 GMT -5
Already did that one... heh... that was mine!
DON'T PRINT OUT THE 101 THINGS NOT TO SAY IN FRONT OF DENETHOR, AND GIVE IT TO HIM, GIGGLING MADLY[/color]
Sorry, master, for borrowing yours there...
-Eowyn SKYWALKER
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 2, 2004 11:57:02 GMT -5
Uh, didn't I put that one in here? ...did you delete that post?!
DON'T COPY OTHER PEOPLE'S IDEAS--ESPECIALLY NOT WIZARDS AND OTHERS WITH SOME SORT OF POWER!! INSANE THINGS CAN HAPPEN!!
Ahem.
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Post by Thorongil on Aug 2, 2004 12:00:48 GMT -5
DO NOT LET INSANE THINGS HAPPEN UNLESS YOU ARE SURE THAT NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 2, 2004 20:20:56 GMT -5
No you didn't put that one in here, master... I'm not dishonest... really...
DON'T THINK THAT THERE IS ONLY 101 WAYS TO DIE IN MIDDLE-EARTH JUST BECAUSE THERE'S A THREAD ABOUT THAT-- YOU'LL QUICKLY SEE OTHERWISE...[/color]
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Aug 3, 2004 18:39:03 GMT -5
Don't parachute off of the pinnacle of Minas Tirith... especially without a parachute...
Is that in the 101 ways to die thread? Must check...
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Post by Trinity on Aug 3, 2004 22:21:06 GMT -5
AND IF YOU ARE BUNGEE JUMPING OF SAID PINNACLE, DON'T FORGET THE CORD!!!!
Sorry, couldnt resist... *snicker*
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