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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 6, 2004 13:39:26 GMT -5
AND IF YOU'RE BUNGEE JUMPING WITH A CORD, MAKE SURE IT'S ELASTIC ELVEN ROPE!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 21, 2004 21:33:44 GMT -5
DON'T GO PARACHUTING OVER WEATHERTOP IF YOU'RE SAM!!!![/color]
Adrienne is the only one here who will get that one...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 22, 2004 16:06:41 GMT -5
...Yeah, I guess. Heh.
DON'T MAKE LOTR MOVIES UNLESS YOU'RE PETER JACKSON AND COMPANY!!!
A few of their predecessors really sucked, and one guy got bankrupt in the middle of producing TTT. Heh heh.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 23, 2004 22:38:49 GMT -5
No, she would actually get the point-- it was our first fanfic. *grins* If you read it, you'd understand why I'm so odd NOW... heh.
DON'T ATTEMPT TO DESTROY THE RING UNLESS YOU HAVE SEVERAL CLOSE FRIENDS TO HELP YOU, AND ONE TREATEROUS CREATURE ALONG JUST IN CASE...[/color]
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Post by Redrose on Sept 15, 2004 19:26:51 GMT -5
BEWARE OF LEMURS ON WHEELS!!!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 16, 2004 17:38:25 GMT -5
BEWARE OF ROHIRRIM IN PURSUIT OF LEMURS ON WHEELS!!!
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ClonedOne
Padawan Learner
This is your trial by fire...it worked :)curGender[bounty hunter]
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Post by ClonedOne on Sept 17, 2004 18:58:41 GMT -5
(wails) HOW DO YOU GET THE BIG, COLORFUL, AND OTHERWISE COOL TEXT?!?!?!?
So, just pretend that the following is big, bright, colorful, and orange/red/blue/whatever other color strikes my fancy.
BEWARE OF SMALL, SHINY, OR GLOWY OBJECTS, AS THEY USUALLY ARE CURSED, POWERFUL, OR OTHERWISE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH!
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 18, 2004 11:14:03 GMT -5
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 18, 2004 12:48:58 GMT -5
TRY THEM OUT, AND YOU'LL SEE IT'S FUN!!! BUTTONS!! YAYNESS!!
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Post by Redrose on Sept 21, 2004 17:48:44 GMT -5
BEWARE OF ZEBRA SOCKS!!!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 22, 2004 15:05:08 GMT -5
AND WEAR THEM WISELY!!!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 23, 2004 1:59:11 GMT -5
Fear Hobbits who can fly if your evil. they can be very dangerous.
I can fly. and I am a hobbit. therefore i think i am dangerous. SKY CAPTAIN VANACORIEL. (has phobia of zebra socks. their treachory runs deeeper than we know)
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 23, 2004 2:01:28 GMT -5
Do Not steal shovels. Beware of men riding invisible horses with man servants named patsy. if patsy has coconuts, run like a looney to the nearest castle anthrax.
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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Oct 2, 2004 21:54:01 GMT -5
Don't ask Saruman for flying lessons...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Oct 3, 2004 15:31:48 GMT -5
...And most DEFINITELY do not ask Denethor, either.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Oct 3, 2004 20:27:56 GMT -5
NEVER, EVER WATCH LOTR WITH A HYPER ADRIENNE AND DARTH ARAGORN... especially when you are hyper yourself.[/color]
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Post by sblomietheinsane on Oct 4, 2004 12:03:20 GMT -5
Never, ever say that Tolkien totally copied JK Rowlings ideas in his book, because JKR wasn't even writing when LOTR was published.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Oct 4, 2004 15:46:58 GMT -5
Heck, was she even born? But that's beside the point. NEVER ARGUE THAT TOLKIEN WAS NOT AN AMAZING GENIUS!!
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Post by Forca the returning on Oct 19, 2004 18:09:35 GMT -5
I heartily agree, master Jandalf! No one should ever doubt that Tolkein was a genius! Especially with his languages! Don't vacation in Fangorn without a reservation, or you may be mistaken for an orc, especially if you're a Hobbit! ;D
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Oct 24, 2004 14:13:58 GMT -5
Yes, indeedy!
And most ESPECIALLY do not argue with a LotR fan!! THINGS COULD GET VERY MESSY!! THEY COULD SQUISH YOU LIKE AN ENT SQUISHES AN ORC!!
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