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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Oct 24, 2004 14:14:31 GMT -5
(Or a vacationing hobbit, if said hobbit isn't careful.)
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 19, 2004 6:25:36 GMT -5
IF YOU'RE GOING INTO THE DEAD MARSHES, WEAR GLASSES - YOU DON'T WANT TO DROP A CONTACT LENS IN THERE!
Rani, half half , just discovered the funky pink writing
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Post by Shade Siladan Calid'Fos on Nov 20, 2004 14:00:05 GMT -5
NEVER EVER TRY GOING INTO CIRITH UNGOL WITHOUT A BUDDY TO SAVE YOU.
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Post by Shade Siladan Calid'Fos on Nov 20, 2004 14:01:19 GMT -5
((is that readable? If not, I can change it...))
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Post by vanillafairyofdoom on Nov 21, 2004 11:11:16 GMT -5
NEVER BITE OFF SOMEONE'S FINGER IN ORDER TO GET THE ONE RING WHILE IN MT DOOM - it's gross and you'll probably fall in
Frankie, pink vanilla fairy!
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 22, 2004 10:05:48 GMT -5
ALWAYS LISTEN TO GANDALF!
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Post by vanillafairyofdoom on Nov 22, 2004 13:50:57 GMT -5
Don't start long conversations with flaming eyes while in a very fuzzy place. And don't tell them anything about a ring.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 23, 2004 2:34:13 GMT -5
Make sure you give your Ringbearer a mobile phone, so you can keep in contact with them and find out how far away from Mount Doom they are. And give them high-energy snacks.
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Post by vanillafairyofdoom on Nov 23, 2004 5:06:24 GMT -5
Don't give them too much miruvor - they may get addicted to the stuff!
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 23, 2004 5:23:42 GMT -5
SEND LOTS OF PRESENTS TO THE EAGLES MONTHS IN ADVANCE SO THAT THEY WILL RESCUE YOU WITHOUT HESITATION. THEY MAY JUST CARRY THE RING TO MOUNT DOOM FOR YOU AS WELL.
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Post by vanillafairyofdoom on Nov 23, 2004 12:47:28 GMT -5
While you're at it, make sure your you buy the eagles a mobile phone so you can phone them when you need rescuing[/color]
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Post by Forca the returning on Nov 23, 2004 13:58:02 GMT -5
Always check for a "RINGWRAITH CROSSING" sign before crossing the road
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Post by vanillafairyofdoom on Nov 23, 2004 15:12:19 GMT -5
Just stay off all roads. It's easier than having to pick and choose which ones are dangerous.[/color]
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Nov 25, 2004 2:30:16 GMT -5
BUT BE CAREFUL WHEN OFF ROADS THAT YOU DON'T WALK INTO AN EVIL TREE THAT MIGHT SWALLOW YOU UP...
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Post by Forca the returning on Nov 28, 2004 15:29:58 GMT -5
IN THAT CASE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO BUY TOM BOMBADIL A CELL PHONE TOO.
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Post by Reasonably_Crazy on Dec 23, 2004 1:07:26 GMT -5
DON'T PLEDGE FEALTY TO AN INSANE STEWARD!!!
(This means you, Pippin.)
(actually, that was politically wise. Personally stupid, yes, but politically wise.)
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Post by Reasonably_Crazy on Dec 23, 2004 1:11:19 GMT -5
DON'T GET INTO A STARING CONTEST WITH SAURON.
Just don't.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 6, 2005 11:03:23 GMT -5
If you want to kill someone, don't push them off a cliff - it's very unreliable.
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Rhapsody in Pink....
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Post by Kira Geneva on Jan 6, 2005 11:45:02 GMT -5
Hobbit salt is the best, reknowned throughout the shire.
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Post by Master Warious on Jan 8, 2005 13:54:37 GMT -5
DO NOT GIVE LEMBAS BREAD TO SMEAGOL!
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