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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 27, 2004 18:29:40 GMT -5
A list, this is. Should explain itself, hmm? Number your things, and try not to repeat them.
1: "Faramir is cuter than Boromir"
2: "Aragorn is the king, not you!"
3: "Can I borrow your Palantir?"
4: "Faramir is the best!"
(and on...)
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Post by Trinity on Jul 28, 2004 17:29:02 GMT -5
5. " Chew with your mouth closed!"
6. " Don't burn your son!"
7. " Give Faramir a chance for once!"
That's all I could come up with at the moment...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 28, 2004 18:40:21 GMT -5
8: So, you're the dude who ursurped the throne of Gondor, ehh...
9: Don't you have any manners?!
10: Okay, first we're going to launch an attack on Mordor, Faramir can lead... and then...
11: Ummm... did that bird just poop over top of your cloak?
12: I hate to say it, but you're looking a bit pale today... are you a vampire?
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jul 30, 2004 18:29:57 GMT -5
13: Oohh, Denny, it's Meela! (if you've never been on the Barrow-downs and met Meela, then this will make about as much sense as talking to Denethor at all)
14: You know, Minas Tirith could really use a few fire extinguishers....
15: You ever though of bungee jumping off of that pinnacle over there?
16: You do know that Hobbits aren't very good warriors, don't you?
17: Do you like Wizards, Denethor?
18: Hey, Denethor! Maybe we should abandon the outer defenses....
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 30, 2004 20:08:58 GMT -5
19: You know that wizard over there...? Yeah, that one... you shold talk to him, I hear he's a great guy when it comes to defence...
20: No, actually, I think that you should leave Osgilioth, and focus on protecting Lord King Aragorn's people.
21: I hear that the Middle-earth safety department has come up with new rules regarding fire hazards...
22: Excuse me, Lord Denethor, but do you have a fire detector here?
23: Ummm... actually, no, I can't sing.
24: Didn't you hear? There IS a real king now...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 30, 2004 20:42:03 GMT -5
25. Ahhh...this is a really comfy throne thing you've got going here. I'll keep it warm until Aragorn gets here, okay?
26. Yeah, sorry, we ran out of that oil. I can get you a bottle of the canola variation, if you want.
27. Look, Denny! A big white stick!
28. I drained the deep pool at the bottom of that pinnacle. You might want to remember that.
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jul 30, 2004 21:12:46 GMT -5
29:Have you ever actualy sky dived before?
30:In the stop drop and roll routine I think you exagerated the drop part.
31:Have you ever considered not commiting suiside?
32:Have you ever tried leading an army to ther death before?
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jul 30, 2004 21:16:37 GMT -5
33:Have you ever seen the way you eat on TV?
34:have you ever tried cooking food insteed of people?
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jul 30, 2004 21:43:37 GMT -5
35:Have you ever considered to be a kamikaze?
36:Hey that wasn't a parachute that was my backpack!
37:Have you ever thought about dyeing your hair?
38:Have you ever read this thread?
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Post by Trinity on Jul 31, 2004 20:31:34 GMT -5
39: Have you ever been reffered to a therapist?
40. That wasn't oil, it was nitro!
41. Oh, so you aren't the real king of Gondor... That explains a lot.
42. Your eye is twitching.
43. Yes, your son died. Would you like details?
44. Dude, did you know that horn is broken in half?
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Aug 1, 2004 21:12:09 GMT -5
45: Did you know that your son died a very painful and agonizing death?
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 3, 2004 11:55:35 GMT -5
46: Did you know Boromir is a loser?
47: Did you realize Boromir is the worst leader in all of Gondor's history?
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Sithspit
Sithly Elf
My spit shall ALWAYS rule!MWA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Post by Sithspit on Aug 7, 2004 12:02:19 GMT -5
48: Did you know that Aragorn is standing just outside the door waiting to reclaim his thrown?
49: Did you know that 50,000 orcs,1,000 trolls,20 olliphants,a fleet of mercinarys and 5,000 Haradrim are attacking your city?
50: That was was the gas can not the oil!
51: Sorry, we just greesed the end of the pinacle if you wanted to slow down.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Aug 13, 2004 0:03:39 GMT -5
Hee hee! This is funny, guys!
52 Good day, sir. I'm from Health and Human Services... We've had reports from an unidentified source that there has been some child abuse in this household. Hey... Why is this funeral pyre in the middle of the room?
53 Hiya, Denny! Gandalf says I'm not s'posed to tell you that your favorite son betrayed his people and was violently murdered by Uruk Hai while the rest of the Fellowship was off playing poker. And I'm not supposed to say that we sent his mutilated carcass over a waterfall. And I'm not s'posed to mention that he cried like a sissy just before he died. And I'm not supposed to say that Aragorn kissed him before he bought the farm. And I'm not s'posed to tell you that Aragorn is coming to Gondor and he wants his throne. Well, see ya later!
54 Hey, is that Smokey the Bear? HA HA! Made you look!
55 Being king and all, I would think you would have the money to afford napkins. But that's just me.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 19, 2004 18:01:12 GMT -5
56. I took the dog to obedience school. Perhaps you'd like to come along?
57. Hello, sir, this is Social Services. We're following up on a report from Health and Human Services. Apparently one of your sons filed for child abuse, and we'd like to investigate...ooh, is that a drumstick?
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Sithspit
Sithly Elf
My spit shall ALWAYS rule!MWA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Post by Sithspit on Aug 28, 2004 10:51:12 GMT -5
58:Did you know you have a big booger hanging out of your nose?
59:I here I hired a jester I thoght you needed one.
60:Hi sir did you know i was on the sea and I saw half of Boromirs body so I thought I sould bring it to you here.
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lordoffools
Jedi Hobbit
Elmo knows where you livecurGender[mage]
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Post by lordoffools on Aug 30, 2004 4:31:03 GMT -5
61. Wasn't it silly trying to burn yourself in your armour (see books) ? I mean, you'd be boiled alive instead of merely roasted.
62. Finduilas didn't love you, and Boromir's not your real son.
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Post by Redrose on Sept 14, 2004 17:39:43 GMT -5
63. HEY, IS THAT SMOKEY BEAR?
64. I am going to a luau, it's sad,though, they don't have a fire dancer...
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Oct 28, 2004 21:40:44 GMT -5
65: Oh crud, that was my gas can not the oil!
66:Denathor sir, the funeral for Boromir is ready to begin and we got him a nice drift wood coffin.
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Post by Eomer Kenobi- Gaara fan on Apr 25, 2005 14:41:28 GMT -5
67" Uh yah ever consider jumping off a cliff of doom WITH a parachute!?"
68 4 words Stop drop and roll!
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