Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Aug 13, 2004 0:03:39 GMT -5
Hee hee! This is funny, guys!
52 Good day, sir. I'm from Health and Human Services... We've had reports from an unidentified source that there has been some child abuse in this household. Hey... Why is this funeral pyre in the middle of the room?
53 Hiya, Denny! Gandalf says I'm not s'posed to tell you that your favorite son betrayed his people and was violently murdered by Uruk Hai while the rest of the Fellowship was off playing poker. And I'm not supposed to say that we sent his mutilated carcass over a waterfall. And I'm not s'posed to mention that he cried like a sissy just before he died. And I'm not supposed to say that Aragorn kissed him before he bought the farm. And I'm not s'posed to tell you that Aragorn is coming to Gondor and he wants his throne. Well, see ya later!
54 Hey, is that Smokey the Bear? HA HA! Made you look!
55 Being king and all, I would think you would have the money to afford napkins. But that's just me.
Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 19, 2004 18:01:12 GMT -5
56. I took the dog to obedience school. Perhaps you'd like to come along?
57. Hello, sir, this is Social Services. We're following up on a report from Health and Human Services. Apparently one of your sons filed for child abuse, and we'd like to investigate...ooh, is that a drumstick?
64. I am going to a luau, it's sad,though, they don't have a fire dancer...
Divine and barren upon the sea, flying, the bird is a king. His eyes watch the sad world, his soul weeps from compassion, the beautiful solitude. "Hang on, everyday is a lifetime, we all walk a fine line, between the Earth and the Sky.