Post by Jandalf on Toast on Nov 13, 2004 19:25:02 GMT -5
(blinks and talks to self) Well...I DID give my Padawan permission to hug him...um...but...
Oh, well. I'll let it go...THIS TIME...
Now, what have we here?
Orc #152763 - PUSH!! I'd kiss him, but you know how slimy they are. Glorfindel - MARRY!! Good ol' Morning Glory. Heh heh heh. Gildor - ...I have no idea who this is. So I'll give him a quick kiss and leave it at that.
Obi-Wan: MY TURN!!!
Maeggaladiel - kiss Shadow - push! Maid Marian - marry!
Jandalf: ...Shadow might not take kindly to that.
Obi-Wan: That's a risk I'll have to take.
Jandalf: Righty-ho. Well, everyone called me Maid Marian in archery class. So I'm still happy.
Obi-Wan: Oh. Good!
Jandalf: And some more people:
Beor Elan Sleazebaggano (the guy who offers Obi-Wan death sticks) Gandalf the Mauve (sorry, I just HAD to put that in here...heehee. I'm sure you understand.)
Post by Tiana, eh? on Nov 13, 2004 23:03:25 GMT -5
Master, you said you didn't talk to yourself. Sigh. Look, I WASN'T ABOUT TO PUSH HIM OTHERWISE YOU WOULD'VE HAD A FIT TOO. OKAY! Sheesh. (hugs Anakin tightly) Don't hurt me, Master. I wasn't trying to steal your boyfriend. Really!
What does Obi-Wan have against Shadow? She's actually nice in real life, albeit a bit WHINY...
Beor= Kiss him and leave it at that. Elan Sleazebaggano= Bah. Anyone that weakminded can be pushed off of a cliff. Gandalf the Mauve=MARRY! AND HE SHALL BE MY GANDY! I LOVE YOU GANDY THE MAUVE!
Our dearest Empress Adrienne= Kiss. Really quickly. Then RUN! Mara Jade= Marry. Anyone after his son is a wirthwhile choice. Arwen= Push off of the cliff. SPLAT!
Wicket Threepio Faramir
Jandalf Adi Gallia Galadriel
Why not go for the powerful people?
•Lucas the braid•
Unless they have a magic boat. If they have a magic boat, I'm pretty much doomed.... *cough*
Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Nov 14, 2004 16:44:59 GMT -5
Anakin!! Oh, Ani!! *has odd look in eyes* *chases him*
(Gildor is one of the elves that Frodo meets while traveling through the Shire.)
Wicket- OOoo!!! It's Wicket!! *bounces* Wicket! Wicket! Wicket! Well, I don't really want marry him; just want tohave him as a teddy-bear. *kisses him* I LIKE EWOKS! I LIKE EWOKS!! I LIKE EWOKS! *is torn between the next two* *doesn't want to push either of them* *thinks Threepio-marry! Faramir-push off a tiny cliff into a barel of water No, I don't like that... Faramir-marry (*Gollum rubs aching neck tenderly* Why o why, Adrienne?) Threepio-push
There; your turn, Gollum. Gollum: *is still mad a Adrienne*
Jandalf-kiss Galadriel-PUSH!! (Nasty elveses...) Adi Gallia- Marry (Precious doesn't know who she is, but she sounds misterious... just my type... Yessssssss.)
Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 22, 2004 2:28:32 GMT -5
Darth Vader - Marry. Hey, he used to be hot, and turned out all right in the end. Darth Sidious - Push off a cliff. EBIL! And was never hot! Darth Aragorn - Don't know him, but rather kiss some unknown person than Siddy.
Post by vanillafairyofdoom on Nov 22, 2004 13:47:51 GMT -5
Well, obviously, Keira Knightley played Count Dooku, Saruman and the Man with the Golden Gun...
Hehehe, oh god...
Marry - Saruman - helluva lot of power, and he dies anyway. Also Wormtongue would be good little slave-servant. Kiss - Man with the Golden Gun - never seen James Bond, and is only option left. Push off a cliff - Count Dooku - HE CUT OFF ANI'S HAND!!! EEEEEEVIL!!! *sniff* It was such a pretty hand...
Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Nov 22, 2004 14:13:07 GMT -5
*Heart skips beat* I WANNA DO THIS ONE!
Far: Maeg, are you saying that you *like* Orlando Bloom? You're not a *shifty eyes* rabid Legolas fangirl, are you?
Maeg: *Covers wall of Orlando pictures* N-noooo. IF you're reading this, Redrose, you'd better not say what I think you're going to say. Ahem.
Choices, choices... Will Turner: Marry. Won't have to worry about him yelling about how much prettier his hair is than mine. Paris: Throw. He was a whiny wuss in that one, so he's the one to get the cliffy. Legolas: Kiss. I don't want to spend the rest of my life arguing over the shampoo.
I walk the earth, I touch the skies. I am angel, in your eyes. ~El Pendulo
Post by vanillafairyofdoom on Nov 23, 2004 5:02:00 GMT -5
Hermes - Kiss, then he'd owe me one and could send messages for me mwahaha. Ares - Push off a cliff - he's violent, so I give him a taste of his own medicine Apollo - Marry - He could provide music, etc, so is worth having as a long-term partner.