|
Post by Ali Blue on Jun 8, 2006 13:42:02 GMT -5
Screaming of a certain local grocier caused the giant vats of barbeque sauce to break, incurring a giant tangy-sweet flooding of the entire town.
|
|
|
Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 11, 2006 23:04:27 GMT -5
Terror-stricken, the sauce-covered civilians tried to ford their way out of town using giant pieces of steak to shovel away the sauce as they went.
|
|
|
Post by Absolon on Jun 18, 2006 16:44:21 GMT -5
Very soon, they all collasped from exhaution.
|
|
|
Post by Eomer Kenobi- Gaara fan on Jun 18, 2006 19:44:51 GMT -5
wary of the situation, some random super hero decided to intervene
|
|
|
Post by Skye Muad'Dib on Jun 18, 2006 20:03:39 GMT -5
Xenophobic as the superhero was, he soon left to run home.
|
|
|
Post by Eomer Kenobi- Gaara fan on Jun 18, 2006 20:04:33 GMT -5
you know, that hero was useless
|
|
|
Post by Skye Muad'Dib on Jun 18, 2006 20:06:46 GMT -5
Zapateado is something he would not like.
|
|
|
Post by Eomer Kenobi- Gaara fan on Jun 19, 2006 11:04:20 GMT -5
and just when all seemed lost, the chicken- Cluck Norris came to save the day!
|
|
|
Post by Eisley the Mildly Insane on Jun 19, 2006 11:05:38 GMT -5
But sadly he crossed the road the wrong way Silly chicken
|
|
|
Post by Cluge of the Grey on Jun 19, 2006 13:08:02 GMT -5
((You forgot U!))
Unfortunatly, there weren't enough players to start an FF rp.
|
|
|
Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 19, 2006 20:26:56 GMT -5
Confusion became wide-spread as the entire planet's population decided to develop a new alphabet entirely instead.
|
|
|
Post by Absolon on Jun 24, 2006 13:01:04 GMT -5
Don't ever try this at home, as it will confuse parents and teachers, and you will get bad grades.
|
|
|
Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 26, 2006 22:08:17 GMT -5
Even the small penguin in the corner could figure this out all by himself.
|
|
|
Post by Absolon on Jun 26, 2006 23:18:05 GMT -5
For it was quite clear to all smart people that if you eat chocolate, you would understand that creating your own language should be used for personal stuff only.
|
|
|
Post by Ali Blue on Jun 27, 2006 17:11:44 GMT -5
Giant midgets, however, will never be able to understand the concept of chocolatey languages.
|
|
|
Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 28, 2006 22:37:40 GMT -5
Horrific death awaits the one who may try to teach a giant midget the chocolatey languages.
|
|
|
Post by Jareth on Jul 15, 2006 21:19:31 GMT -5
If the giant midget, however, has a brain the size of a grape fruit, they can learn chocolatey languages.
|
|
|
Post by Ali Blue on Jul 16, 2006 10:21:59 GMT -5
Jack, the giant midget, did not have an abnormally large brain, unfortunately, so he could not learn the chocolately language he had so yearned to learn for all his lifetime.
|
|
|
Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 20, 2006 20:16:34 GMT -5
Killing puppies, as usual, was not the answer to this dilemma, and so he sought out a neural surgeon to make his brain larger.
|
|
|
Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jul 21, 2006 0:55:43 GMT -5
Larger brains might make him more attractive to zombies, though, so he decided to settle for a larger nose instead.
|
|