Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 23, 2005 16:09:57 GMT -5
Name: Jandalf the Orange Nickname: Jey, Whatserface Age: 152763 Race: Something with pointy ears...snrk. Eldar! Yay! Homeworld: Middle-earth
Height: 5'-11" Weight: 140 lb Hair color: Dark brown Style: Umm...long? Eye color: Hazel Clothing: Long flare-sleeved orange & dark brown tunic, dark brown baggy-type pants, navy blue Duffs, dark brown cloak, a belt to hold lightsaber and ammunition Shoe size: Eleven in ladies!! HAH!! I WIN!! Or nine in men's. Take your pick. Yes, it's true. (grins)
Personality: Somehow cynical and secretly optimistic at the same time, though she can enjoy poking fun and being rather sadistic. Likes going fast unless she's on skis, has something of an unhealthy fascination with flames and guns. Finds there is generally no need to talk unless talked to first, and is choosy about friends. Enjoys and requires her solitude for periods of time.
Skills: Can usually adapt to situations fairly well, occasionally has insight as to the reasons of things/generally observant. Is able to keep secrets well and is dependable to keep confidence. Has fairly good aim with blasters, what have you, when she isn't shooting randomly for fun. Weakness: Shoots herself in the foot when she picks up a blaster. Snrk. Just kidding. Needs her space because being around too many people for too long a time makes her increasingly edgy. Is completely oblivious when she isn't being observant. Picky about things like clothing and personal space.
RANDOM STUFF THAT WOULDN'T HELP ANYBODY, BUT AMUSES DUNCARIEL...er...I mean TIANA:
Weapon of Choice: A tie between my lightsaber and my Howitzer Force-User, Non-Force User, Magic of and Random type: Force-user, powers of kavammingTM, Fire Elementalist Favorite Pizza topping: LOTS OF MEAT!! Plus peppers (both red and green), mozza, feta cheese, olives, and perhaps a slight sprinkling of ground basil leaves. Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE!! Pets or Imaginary Friends: My parakeets Mojo & Kujo (aka Palps and Vader) and Closet Obi-Wan Favorite Author: Tough to say...it's between C. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien. Favorite Composer: John Williams Favorite Band: Muse, at the moment Favorite Quote: "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." — Mark Twain
Post by SilverSergyon13 on Sept 11, 2005 9:13:28 GMT -5
Stupid Nigerian Scam e-mail. They are sooo stupid. This isn't real, it's just a scam.
Hannah Williams <email@example.com> wrote: MY BLESSINGS,
My name is Mrs. Hannah Jack Williams I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you/ church. I am 69 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband who had left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work of God than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation tomorrow morning. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $3,500,000(Three million five hundred thousand dollars) deposited in a Bank since October 25th 2000 to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows according to (JAMES 1:27) Let `s carry each other’s burdens and so fulfill the law of Christ also Let us not grow wearing while doing good for in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart according to Galatians.
At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my Executor is aware I have changed my will, you and him will arrange the transfer of the funds from the Bank to your humble self.
As the law of the bank applies, any sum deposited after 5 years without the presentation of the beneficiary the bank have the right to cancel the customer` s account and have his money to the bank treasury as unclaimed.
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my Executor Barrister Douglass Chance with this specified Email:firstname.lastname@example.org Tel and fax: 0032-498-748-494 with your full names contact telephone/fax number and your full address and tell him that I have WILLED ($3,500,000.00) to you and I have also notified him that I am WILL-IN that amount to you for a specific and good work. Thanks and God bless.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email, so please advice your email address.
I don't want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.