Post by Joan Omnipresent on Sept 5, 2006 20:59:17 GMT -5
The Four Word Game: Take Four Chapter One
Late in the afternoon, one fine summer’s day, Cluge and Yuffie ate Jandalf's foot and Barney's video recorder. Then they ate some muffins and became extremely angsty people. A big, blue ape ran around, screaming ferociously into a box of Chex mix and wondered why he had no syrup in his shoes. Then he said, "How do you eat pie when you have that gargantuan hat made of pretty pink carnation blossoms?" Cluge wondered about cabbages that sing TheSagaBegins over and how they frolic. He forgot these thoughts, so when he opened up his thoughts again they exploded all over the walls of the evil scientist's laboratory. How that happened we will sometime know. But for now we will dance nothing related to Barney. Because Barney dances like an ape who eats dust through his ear. This is not considered an old man, but when the sun rises you become old. Oh! But when you feel as though you could hurl yourself into a RPG that has pink care bears frolicking around The LOTR party tree! When the sun rises above the hobbiton market, the glare blinded Sauron so much that it inflamed so he couldn't blink more than twice. Then, one afternoon he bought some coloured contacts but couldn't decide which year he should eat the perfect raspberry cheesecake that his grandma made. Slowly and steadily waltzing over to Photoshop, Dûn decided to disinfect her rather large juice box and ate Rhubarb Pie for added effect. However, badly translated kung-fu movies make my head ache. Having been deemed unworthy of destroying the mole of Vancoriel. (nothing personal... lol) Look out!!!!! For Vanacoriel began running into a pile of Tomato Soup Cans Leading all the way to The lost corridors of Saruman's basement. But every time he peels his bananas he cant help but wonder why the egg salad had a pony for a pet. Bob's remark was quite random, and people laughed. I, however, did not see until it was too late for me to understand the pirates and their salad from their tomatoes, and marshmallows ate Tummy Yummy Gumbo on a very Rumbo Mumbo Jumbo? And then all was very doomed, but not before it Bubber Baby Buggie Bumpered the terrible tower of the impending egg salad. But then, the unicorns all died of scorn when the pink penguin called them to doom and death in utter chaos. Luckily, little bread stiltskin wasn't at that meeting for pigs anonymous because he was making a new wolf costume for his mommy dearest who sings loudly. Look out into the blue Danube of wretched doom with the fat unicorn of a Black cross and you will see another kind of song that will make your pickles explode quite messily. On the other hand, they might not explode creating a plot deviation for a unreasonable reason. This mystical deformity is very disturbingly deadly and sadly now plot devoid. But lo! The plotline cometh. Thank you all,
Ah yes, corrupting. That's how I was brought over to the Better Side. What was your method for converting me, Master?
Alistair turned to the Darkside because she liked Joan and chocolate, right?