Post by Mundane Soul of a Thousand on Dec 28, 2006 21:05:20 GMT -5
This follows a single plot. Davy Jones is baking a cake, and Jack Sparrow wants to help him. In fact, Sparky, Jack Sparrow's pet jar-of-dirt wants to help too, which puts our dear Scotsman into a fix. OH, what will Davy do?
To be preferably a stupid/humurous story.
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It was a fine day on the Flying Dutchman, to say the least, and Davy Jones was examining the ships kitchen which he had just recently discovered.
Jack: Ooooh! This has got to be good!
Narrator: Shut up Jack.
The captain of the Flying Dutchman looked up from his examination of a very modern looking oven to see where the voices had come from. After a moment, he shrugged his shoulders, and brought his attentiong back to the oven.
"Hmmm," he said, then smoked his pipe (which appeared out of the blue).
Davy Jones then came to make a decision in his head. So determined was he to accomplish it, that he put on an apron. He was going to bake a cake.
Jack: OH! NOW'S MY CHANCE!
Just then, the notorious pirate, Jack Sparrow, appeared in front of the captain.
Davy Jones glared at the despicable Jack Sparrow. "What do you want?" he asked.
"I'm going to help you bake a cake!" Jack squeeled.
Davy Jones' face went blank. "I never said that I was going to bake a cake."
"But the narrator did!"
So that was the voice, Davy thought.
Jack Sparrow held up a jar of dirt. "Sparky's going to help too!" he cried cheerfully.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Davy Jones threw back his head and screamed.
What was he to do?
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to be continued . . .
To be preferably a stupid/humurous story.
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It was a fine day on the Flying Dutchman, to say the least, and Davy Jones was examining the ships kitchen which he had just recently discovered.
Jack: Ooooh! This has got to be good!
Narrator: Shut up Jack.
The captain of the Flying Dutchman looked up from his examination of a very modern looking oven to see where the voices had come from. After a moment, he shrugged his shoulders, and brought his attentiong back to the oven.
"Hmmm," he said, then smoked his pipe (which appeared out of the blue).
Davy Jones then came to make a decision in his head. So determined was he to accomplish it, that he put on an apron. He was going to bake a cake.
Jack: OH! NOW'S MY CHANCE!
Just then, the notorious pirate, Jack Sparrow, appeared in front of the captain.
Davy Jones glared at the despicable Jack Sparrow. "What do you want?" he asked.
"I'm going to help you bake a cake!" Jack squeeled.
Davy Jones' face went blank. "I never said that I was going to bake a cake."
"But the narrator did!"
So that was the voice, Davy thought.
Jack Sparrow held up a jar of dirt. "Sparky's going to help too!" he cried cheerfully.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Davy Jones threw back his head and screamed.
What was he to do?
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to be continued . . .
