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Post by Thorongil on Sept 12, 2004 13:59:09 GMT -5
Then I'm taking it back here as well. I wouldn't say it's a heirloom, but since it's a magic shovel, I'll take it.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 12, 2004 15:03:51 GMT -5
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Post by Eisley the Mildly Insane on Sept 12, 2004 19:20:54 GMT -5
Bravely jumps into the fight-which side am I on?? *shrugs and wields scary looking cd pouch*
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 12, 2004 21:38:13 GMT -5
VANACORIEL!!! I'M SHORT TOO!!! YAY!!! *hugs her* TOGETHER WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, AND THE SHORT PEOPLE SHALL PREVAIL!!!!!!!!!
And, Jandalf, I'm pretty sure that you shrunk. You SURE you weren't drinking pickle juice, as Tahiri suggested... no... wait... that causes memory defects... snicker. Never mind.
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 12, 2004 23:46:20 GMT -5
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 13, 2004 0:21:37 GMT -5
Fool! You can only foil my plans for so long! *attacks Thorongil and ties him to stake* Bring Wood and Oil. And some garlic bread! No tomb for Thorongil. No long slow sleep. He shall burn and reak (of garlic) like the heathen kings of old! *lights match* Scared of Fire NOW!?
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 13, 2004 5:01:29 GMT -5
Why do you think you're strong enough to tie me to a stake?
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 13, 2004 13:21:09 GMT -5
Maeg: Ah, what a fine day for a walk. What's that overpowering stench of garlic?
HEY! A shovel!
Faramir: Are you sure you should be messing with that, considering that the shovel is surrounded by an army of Leglases (Legoli?) and a scary Vampire Vanacoriel is attempting to burn Thorongil on a stake for sole possession of this very same shovel?
Maeg: You worry too much. Why would anyone care about a stupid shovel?
Far: Why do YOU care about a stupid shovel?
Maeg: Because it's soooo preeetyy! Plus, I can use it to throw shovels full of garlic at people.
Far: Why on Middle Earth would you want to do that?
Maeg: It's fun.
(slips through crowds of Legoli, who are watching Van and Thorongil. Reaches out, her hand almost touches the handle...)
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 14, 2004 0:09:40 GMT -5
I have SHARP POINTY TEETH Thorongil. SHARP POINTY TEETH. Plus I have my incredible strenghth in my left index finger. You can't escape me! *prods him with left index finger* Ack! With my super powers have detected a disturbance in the SHOVEL!! *spins around to find Maeg standing over shovel* NO! MAEG THAT IS MYYYY SHOVEL!!!! * drops matches on Thorongil's stake buring thing* Oopps...oh well shovel! must get shovel! LEGOLI! ATTACK!! *legoli bear down on Maeg, Fig, and Far* Merry: How extra-ordiarily entertaining. Lard: I must agree. I really must agree. Who would of known. Van's Legoli AM ATTACKING MAEG! MUST GET SHOVEL! *breaths on Maeg*
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Sept 17, 2004 20:26:49 GMT -5
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Post by sithhunter on Sept 17, 2004 20:34:49 GMT -5
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 18, 2004 1:16:53 GMT -5
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Sept 18, 2004 1:53:41 GMT -5
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 18, 2004 11:23:45 GMT -5
*breaks free during the commotion* HAHAHAHAHA! FREE! AT LAST! Well, later. *takes shovel and is magically transported away by his Gandy clones*
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 18, 2004 15:50:59 GMT -5
Curse you Thorongil!! *gets in her plane and takes off*
This is Sky Captain Vanacoriel to Thorongil. Surender the Shovel or Suffer the WRATH of me! Do you copy? over.
* flys around looking for Thorongil. Finding a multitude of Gandalf Clones she goes in for the attack *
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 18, 2004 23:06:16 GMT -5
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 19, 2004 1:09:54 GMT -5
*gets slapped* Ow. She was right. I am in pain. Ow. Merry is there a red mark?
Merry: *laughs* erm...no... *lies*
Van: *lands plane and gets out* Where is Thorongil? WHERE IS HE!? *menacing loom, pointy teeth extended* Tell me! I want the shovel. and I want it ALIVE Bwahahha-- *coughing* darn garlic.
Pippin: Join the Resistance Sky Captain! We shall Resist Garlic and Clones! *dramatic pose*
Van: Yes! WE WILL! and we'll get that shovel. *stands next to Pippin in Dramatic Pose*
Merry: Sky Captain Vanacoriel and her Hobbits for Hire!! *stands next to Van* Together we shall fight for the shovel. Now for... what was it?
Vanacoriel: The most inprational thing in the world. A 3-pack of Spam. If that is not Inspriational, I don't know what it. CHOW TIME!!
Lard: *rolls eyes* Ack, Spam is disgusting. So gross. Ew.
Van, Merry and Pip: *stop eating and shoot him dirty looks*
Lard: What?
Van: To the planes! It's time to get that shovel.
Pippin: YAY!
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 19, 2004 6:01:25 GMT -5
You will never get that shovel! Not now when I have reached my secret lair. Gandalfs, to your stations! : Yes sir! *all the Gandalfs runs to huge guns that shoots garlic at all incoming planes* Thorongil: Let's see you get through that!!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 19, 2004 14:01:18 GMT -5
(screams) AAAAHHH!!! I'VE BEEN CLONED!!!
Jandalf45: Meh. We're not that bad.
Jandalf152763: You get used to us after a while.
Jandalf the Original: (holds her breath and squeezes her eyes shut)
All the other Jandalfs: BLAM!!!!
Jandalf: HAH!! They imploded. Shadow, you have been FOILED!!!
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Sept 19, 2004 20:04:15 GMT -5
Hey! don't talk to my mom that way! *clones Jandalf hundred times just to scare masters' master*
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