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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 17, 2004 23:56:58 GMT -5
*paces in front of evil people menacingly* Bring it on... *cackles like Palpatine, and sprays them down with firehose of icing*
I SHALL AVENGE MY MASTER, AND OTHERS WHO HAVE FALLEN BEFORE ME!!!!!!!!! TO ARMS, PEOPLE OF THE LIGHTCAKE, TO ARMS!!!!! FOR WRATH, FOR RUIN, AND A RED SUN'S RISING!!!!!!!!!!!! DYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *charges mindlessly*
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 18, 2004 11:00:12 GMT -5
*uses shovel to pole vault over the charging Eowyn* Missed me!
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Post by Redrose on Sept 18, 2004 18:14:43 GMT -5
HAHAHA GOOD ONE THORONGIL!!!*gets smacked in the face with icing *ARRG!
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 18, 2004 21:58:08 GMT -5
JANDALF! NOOOOO! *Sobs* OH, CRUEL FATE! How many more innocent Children of the Light must fall by our enemy's dark chocolatey hands? How many more Cakey Padawans must survive without Masters? How much more blood... er.. frosting must be spilled? What have we done? Our own hatred has consumed us; made monsters of us! Our desire for power and cake has devoured our souls! Brothers and Sisters, Light and Darksiders, hear my plea for peace! Look what we have done! And why? What was so great and wonderful that wasting a brave, proud life was worth getting? Jandalf, my friend and Master's Master, lies buried in frosting at my feet! And the dark stain of guilt lies not only on the hearts of the Darksiders, but on my own! For I did nothing to save her, nothing to stop the horrible Dark Cake from crushing her like a bug! Oh the humanity! I did not see the error of my ways until this moment, for I was so full of battle-eagerness to see anything but my cakey cake saber and my frosting bazooka! Now I am outnumbered and out-weaponed, alone with my three remaining comrades on the stark cold battlefield of online Middle Earth. And only now can I see how stupid I have been.
*sobs*
Woo, where'd THAT come from? Ah well, that semi-dramatic moment has passed, so I'm just about ready to get back into the battle. DON'T GIVE UP, EOWYN! LET'S KICK SOME DARKSIDER BUTT! VICTORY OR DEATH.. I mean... VICTORY OR STERN TALKING-TO'S! AIYAIYAIYAIYAI!!!!
*throws water ballon full of frosting at Vanacoriel.* *lobs a brownie at Thorongil* *backflips over to Redrose and shoves a wad of carrot cake into her face*
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 18, 2004 22:15:48 GMT -5
*gets hit with frosting balloon* I'm MELTING, MELTING, all my beautiful wickedness, wasted! Only now do I see the error and fear. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart from me. There may be aday when the courage of men fails but that days, is not this day. this day, I TURN TO THE LIGHT SIDE! Eowyn, Jandalf, Maeg, JR, will you forgive me? and anyone who i have forgoten will you forgive me? I shall no longer side with those who's shovels cause and create devistation. I want to be good. It's a shame i am melting though. *melts in to pile on floor* stupid icing.
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JediRingbearer
Sithly Elf
Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!curGender[mage]
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Post by JediRingbearer on Sept 18, 2004 23:20:09 GMT -5
*Stops attacking Shadow to talk*
Vanacoriel - do you not remember? In the very begining, when my ally was Jandalf, YOU MADE HER TURN TO THE DARKICING SIDE! It was YOUR fault! I don't know if you can push away those evil feelings...
...what do the other Lightsiders think?
*Resumes attacking Shadow*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 19, 2004 13:09:34 GMT -5
(weakly grabs a walkie-talkie and pushes the "talk" button)
*crackle*
Sky Captain...do you read? All is forgiven...over and...out...
*crackle*
(goes limp and drops the walkie-talkie, thinking Maeg's speech made a beautiful eulogy)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 19, 2004 15:32:58 GMT -5
*falls to knees* THE ANGST, THE DRAMA!!!!!! MUST EVERYONE DIE?! *sobs* Must it be now, that death breaks such an RPG apart? *sobs more* It's so... waaaahhhhhhh!!!!!! At death does one see the error of their ways, and return to the light, and by death is one forgiven!
*jumps back up* Whoa, that was almost normal. LotG is getting to me... well, I hope it's not, because that means that I'll somehow turn into Shadow, and then darkness, and... and... THE ANGST, SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!
If Vanacoriel can push away those evil feelings, then I shall forgive her for turning my master to the Dark-chocolate side.
BUT EVERYONE'S STILL DYING ON ME!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! MASTER, YOU CAN'T DIE ON ME!!!!!! I'LL BE LEFT TO HANDLE THE LORD OF THE GARLIC ALL ON MY OWN... you really don't want that... AND VANACORIEL, YOU CANNOT DIE!!!! NOT NOW, WHEN YOU HAVE FINALLY SEEN THE ERROR OF THY WAYS... oooooh... chocolate!
No! I must not let the darkside encumber (sp?) me! I cannot fall, and let all go to ruin!
*runs and falls on knees beside Jandalf* Dear master, please forgive me but... *stands up, and cackles insanely* I'M TURNING DARKSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 19, 2004 16:28:32 GMT -5
Yes...Come to the Darkside. You know you want it. Come share our victory over the good people. You can have all the chocolate and power your heart desires. : Don't listen to him. It's a lie. Thorongil: Who asked you to talk? get out of here! : Why? Thorongil: Because you're annoying me! *prods Gandalf off the battlefield*
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 19, 2004 17:03:02 GMT -5
*proceeds to cackle insanely* Why are you tempting me when I already said I've joined, Thorongil?
*looks back at Maeg* I'm sorry, Padawan.... hey, you can join too! *pleads* Padawan, you do not know what you'll miss if you stay on the lightside! Don't you want chocolate?
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Post by Snake Lady on Sept 19, 2004 18:53:39 GMT -5
mmm chocolat...
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Post by Snake Lady on Sept 19, 2004 18:54:53 GMT -5
This snake is a chocolat snake...
I'm not saying that I'm made of chocolat *eyes hungry people* I'm saying that I support chocolat and in chocoliness all the way
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 19, 2004 22:13:46 GMT -5
*still semi melted picks up her walkie-talkie*
This is Sky Captain to Jandalf. I read you loud and clear. You must come into sanity. You must not give in to your sub-concious. I have finally found the errors in my ways, just when Eowyn switches sides. If we pass to the next world, how will JR and Maeg make it alone? The darkside gather strenght, you to must gather the strenght to over come your un-conciousness. I believe in us and the Lightside of this cake. So common Jandalf! You can doo it! Over and Out.
Thorongil, you are a bad bad person. Harassing people with your shovel! Honestly. I can't stand it! *takes shovel, and well, kind of melts somemore*
Eowyn! Do not contiue turning. THERE IS GOOOD IN YOU I CAN SENCE IT! COME BACK INTO THE LIGHT!!!! *gets distracted by Snake lady* ACK! not you too. NOOOO! *melts some more* Must find freezer.
Pippin: Look. A convinently located freezer. You can fit in to. *gleeful laughing*
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 19, 2004 23:14:44 GMT -5
Is there good in me? If only you knew the true power of the darkside... waitaminute, why I am telling YOU that, of all people! You're like the next Kyp Durron for all you've been to the darkside!
*shrugs it off*
Oh well, I'm still turning darkside. Despair, and all that, you know. Heh.
Anakin: I KNOW this isn't the co-author's place, but... EOWYN SKYWALKER, HOW DARE YOU LET SHADOW TAKE OVER YOUR MIND AGAIN!!!!!!!! YOU'VE ALREADY NEARLY KILLED JANDALF IN LOTG (or whatever it's renamed too) YOU CAN'T TURN HERE TOO!!!!!!!!!
Eowyn: I WANT CHOCOLATE THOUGH!!!!!!
*Stomps* I'm staying dark, and don't you try to tell me otherwise!
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 19, 2004 23:49:34 GMT -5
Uh oh, I feel another dramatic monologue coming on! Must... fight.... drama.. Aw, shucks. Here it comes.
So many farewells! Friends and enemies alike have fallen or turned from their original paths, and I am powerless to do anything more than wave my hand in a futile goodbye.
Farewell, Jandalf! You chose light over darkness, and although your path was true and just, it ended so abruptly. I shall never forget you or your deeds for mankind. Elfkind. Whatever.
Farewell, Vanacoriel. Goodnight, sweet Sky Captain. May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. Although you and I began as enemies and fought each other as such, I welcome you to the Light side with open arms, and call you my friend. May you be remembered as one who saw the light and gave up your chocolate for goodness and truth. My heart is heavy, for I did not know that my single frosting balloon could fell so mighty a warrior as you. Please forgive me, for I had no intention of causing you so great a harm. And.. um... you may want to plug the freezer in, or you won't be getting any colder. Yeah.
Farewell, Eowyn! Although you are my friend and Master, I cannot follow you on your path to the darkside, for it is your path alone. My wounds are many and deep; they are wounds of both flesh and soul, but my path turns another way. I alone was responsible for my choice of becoming a Lightsider, and I alone am responsible for protecting all the Light Side stands for. Perhaps I shall live to throw cake again, and perhaps this shall be my final battle. But whatever the outcome, I know that I shall finish what I have started. I shall not break my contract with the Light Side. I cannot leave Jedi Ringbearer alone in darkness and in doubt. This is my path. If this path ends buried in chocolate, then so be it.
I cannot turn from my own destiny, be it life or death. There is no victory now. Victory was lost when Jandalf was taken from us. There is nothing left but destiny. May the fates guide my cakesaber to whatever end they see best.
Thorongil! Redrose! Eowyn Skywalker! I, Maeggaladiel of the Four Eyes, President of the Society for Nearsighted Elves, perpetual do-gooder, do salute you all! You have chosen your sides, and I mine own. I hope that you will forgive me for what I must do, but I refuse to surrender or change sides. May the Cake War continue until the bitter end!
*Shakes herself from strange dramatic moment* What the heck was that? I keep going into these bizzare dramatic moments. I'd better stop it before everyone starts feeling guilty and we call some sort of treaty! Yeek!
Hey! I've got an idea! Jediringbearer, maybe we can find an antidote to the cake-induced death and bring Jandalf and Vanacoriel back to life! Let's see.... Cake goes well with milk. Maybe we can use a glass of milk to revive them! What do you think?
*Throws cake balloon over her shoulder at the shovel-weilding Thorongil*
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 20, 2004 0:06:53 GMT -5
Anakin: *begins crying* That was... BEAUTIFUL, Maeg!!!!!!!!!
Eowyn: I salute you, Padawan, for being so brace in chosing your own path, and not following me to this darkness that comes with despair! May your path be a wise one... may the Cake be with you. But I will not be the one to stop you on your path to destory the darkside... can't we make a truce, or something? I'm not about to kill my Padawan here... I mean, REALLY! *mutters*
Oh well... that's what I get for falling into despair... sigh... YOU DARN DARKSIDERS!!!! YOU HAD TO GO AND KILL MY JEDI MASTER, AND THEN I HAVE TO BECOME SO DESTRAUGHT THAT I TURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *begins crying* IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well, I suppose we fight to the end... MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU, MAEG AND JR!!!!!! This battle... is an honorable one, if nothing else... I hope. Now how does this shoot chocolate from fingers thing work...?
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Sept 20, 2004 0:10:55 GMT -5
[glow=black,12,300]EOWYN TURNED DARK?!?!?!
/faints\
/stands back up\
Darn. I was hoping she wouldn't do that... /mutterNowIhavetoturnlightsidebecauseofthewholeLotGbalanceissuethingmehmutter\
JR!!!! STOP IT!!!! I'M ON YOUR SIDE NOW!!! /flips away from her/him\ Don't HURT me!!!! /raises hands, waves random appearing white flag\ I wish to speak to the lightsider's leader![/glow] #nosmileys#nosmileys
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 20, 2004 0:23:58 GMT -5
Leader? I don't think we have a leader anymore. I could form a long dramatic monologue about it...
Everyone: NO!
Drat. Ah well. I guess JR and I are both leaders, seeing as how we're all that's left of the good side. Speak now and be heard, Shadow, for the good side no longer has a leader--
Everyone: SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN! MAKE HER STOP!
Whups. Heh heh.
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Sept 20, 2004 0:29:19 GMT -5
/raises hands\ Hey, no need to make a speech. Anyhow, as my counterpart turned evil, due to a bunch of laws of balance and all that in the galatic cosmic center, or whatever... uhh... ok... maybe I'll just try to get to the point.
Anyhow, I'd like to join your side if you can forgive me of all the evil things I've done in the past! And if you cannot find it in your hearts to forgive me... well... PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 20, 2004 17:50:31 GMT -5
(suddenly Jandalf sits bolt upright, as most of the cake and icing seems to have dissolved in a recent yet unnoticed rain) SHE SPELLED IT RIGHT!!! PADAWAN!!! ENCUMBER!!! YOU...you... Wait a minute. Aren't I dead?
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