The Diaries of...

[Tiana, eh?]

...of... hmmm... The Diaries of Pippin.

And what's going to happen within...? Well, that's up to you. I've given you the first one, write it up to be odd, and humorous please, but keep it PG13 or under.

I'm leaving it to you. When this one is finished, then start another one, and that character is your choice!

I was suggested to do this, so here you are, Jandalf and Darth Warious. I'll start the SW one for you too. But for now, here's the diaries of Pippin, to be written. I'll give you a start point, and go from there!

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On Pippin's 27th birthday, he was given a diary. And he used it to record anything that happened to him... and I do mean anything...

Entry one:
Okay, book thingy that I promised mom I'd write in... here goes nothing. Merry, if you're reading this, stop now!
Dear Diary:
Merry, I told you to stop reading!!!!! I know you are... oh well. I went to the Green Dragon, and they STILL haven't invested in the pints yet. Sigh, when are they going to get pints??? Or QUARTS???
Merry... I said STOP READING THIS!!!!
Sigh. I have to go. This tallish blond kid wants me to plant garlic plants with him. He says that he has 152763 of them, and he's hiding from a Jandalf, Tiana, and a Master Yoda. Hmmm... wonder why?
Oh well, must go. And Merry, if I catch you reading this, I will plant garlic in your bed! Ha!
-Pip
***

And there's entry one. What happens next is up to you...
-Eowyn Skywalker, also known as Tiana...

[Master Warious]

Day 2

Oi! Diary!

I Merry and got this huge fierwork from Gandalf and we set it off in a tent. Merry screamed like a girl!
Then Gandalf punished us for taking his fireworks.

Bilbo gave his speech and then disappeared! Just like that!

Well I"m off to get another drink. See ya!

[Amariden]

Daer Diary;

Here's a sketch of what happened yesterday: It was amazing!!! I never saw Gandalf so angry before! Well, I had a pint down at the Green Dragon because they FINALLY decided to be smart and serve them. Eh....I think it was two...no...four.....yes, four. I must have had a bit too much because then I started seeing skeletons eating chocolate coated warheads. IT BURNED MY EYES OUT!!! IT BURNED!!!!

-Pip

P.S. I'm an artist! Look at my drawings and STARE.

P.P.S Here's a picture of the tallish blond kid who says that he has 152763 garlic cloves.

[Tiana, eh?]

Dear Diary:

Today I stole some carrots. Mmmmmmm... yummy. And then I went and had another pint. Well, after that I had a quart, but then Merry sid I was getting rather intoxicated, whatever that meant, and I walked to Bag-end, where I seen Sam spying on Gandalf and Frodo. There was a whole lot of talk about dark lords, and Rings of Power, but it was boring, so Merry and I went to raid Farmer Maggot's crops again.

Well, I must've had a bit too much to drink, 'cuz there was this blond guy chasing this girl screaming about his lightsaber. And them popped out and tried to kill them with his glowing light stick thing.

Well, that's that. I'm still an artist, see I drew this frog guy . But last time I seen him he was pink.

He gave me some garlic. Cool. I suppose that he only has 152762 now.

Oh, got to go, must steal more crops...

-Pip



PS: I can draw pictures that MOVE!!!

[Smeagol]

Dear Diary:
Today Gandalf just totally freaked out! Me and Merry were sitting under a tree with a nice fire going making a bit of bacon for second breakfast, and Gandalf rides up and guess what he says....... 'Fool of a Took!' Then he stamps out the fire and trys to stick the wood back together with tape! The wood was spurting out red and blue sparks! I wander what it was.

Pip xxxxx

[Tiana, eh?]

(Smeagol, welcome to Middle-earth insanity. So, what site are you from? How'd you find us? Welcome... mwha-ha-ha.)

Dear diary:

I finally escaped from Gandalf. We were playing with these blue and red sticks that made cool sound effects when he came along, screamed at me, and took them. Grrr...

Ah well, now I'm sitting in the Green Dragon over a nice big quart... wow... BIIIIIIG ale....... yummmmmmmmm.................. *thud...*)

-Pipp.............

[Smeagol]

( Thank you for your welcome Eowyn Skywalker. I come from the Barrow-Downs..... I followed a link in your signature! )

Dear Diary,
This creepy fellow just walked into the pub and sat down in the corner. He keeps eye-ing my ale. If he wants my ale he will have to fight me for it.
Pip xx

[Master Warious]

Dear diary,
I think Meriodac Brandybuck is the best Hobbit in all of Hobbiton. I think he should be the King of Hobbits. I am a lowly fool of a Took and cannot think properly and look to Merry for all the smart things I do.
- Pippin

Dear diary,
That was Merry, not me pleas don't let him write in you ever again. I don't believe those things about Merry. I am plenty smart.
-The Real Pippin.

[sblomietheinsane]

Dear Diary;

That stupid Frodo.

I can't believe he did this to me. No way. It's even worse than Merry reading this (STOP IT, MERRY!!). Frodo... he broke my carrot! Merry and I were having a great time, y'know, getting some cabbages just like his mum asked. She gave us money, but after a trip to the Green Dragon, we decided it would be cheaper just to take a few. We also picked up some of those niiiice, orange, juicy carrots... mmmm... Speaking of orange, there was this orange girl at the Green Dragon... kind of scared me, especially when her companion who kind of looked a little like a twig started screaming about conspiracies.... *shiver* That was weird. Anyways, the carrots. That darn Farmer Maggot somehow found out that we got some of his cabbages and carrots. I bet it was that daughter of his, Lily. Just because I wouldn't go with her to her senior prom doesn't mean she has to do mean stuff like that!! He chased all through his field with that huge long pointy thing of his. Abd then guess who we ran into. Yup, that's right. Sam and Frodo. And I mean we ran into them. A'course they slowed us down, by asking a bunch of stupid questions, so that Farmer Maggot nearly got us! Then of course Sam knocked us all down a hill. AND THEY BROKE THE CARROTS!!

I've got a hand cramp.

-Pippin

[Hobbit-eyes]

Dear Diary

Frodo isn't as stupid as I said in the last chapter.

No. He's even WORSE.

After we'd all been knocked over that cliff, I was feeling pretty down (ba-dum-bum-TISH)

That pun sucked, Pip.

Go away, Merry! Anyway, I cheered up considerably when not only did Sam get off me - few too many potatoes, methinks - I also spotted some MUSHROOMS!

Now, me and mushrooms... well, let's say it's like Merry and his apples.

Apples rule

MERRY! Anyway, we all rushed to our feet to get to the mushrooms; and we'd hardly got any of them in our bags when Frodo yelled at us all to get off the road! Uh, hello Frodo, it was your fault we were on the road in the first place?

Anyway, we scuttled underneath a tree, where Merry, Sam and I could continue with proper business - ie, sorting out who got the nicest mushrooms. As their discoverer, I thought I deserved them, and quoted the case of Peregrin Took v Farmer Maggot and the rule of 'Finders Keepers'. They didn't listen though.

While that was going on, some black rider came riding past, paused a bit at the tree (to take in the lovely view, I assume) and seemed to make everyone go mad. Sam suddenly ignored the mushrooms, Frodo went seriously freaked out, and MERRY THREW MY MUSHROOMS AWAY! And then the black rider went and got them!

Thanks a bunch, Merry!!

[sblomietheinsane]

Dear Diary,

The Prancing Pony has pints!!!!! I'm so happy! I jusy wish I had some mushrooms to go along with it... *sniff*

-Pip