We Are the Halflings

[Master Warious]

We Are the Halflings (sung to “We are the Champions”)

Parodied by, Darth Warious


This is what Peter Jackson didn’t show you in Return of the King at Aragorn’s coronation.
Scene: Aragorn and all who are present have just knelt before the four brave Hobbits in homage to their bravery. Music from a galaxy far, far away is somehow heard in Middle-earth and Frodo begins to sing...

Frodo:
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
Just like that time I
Picked up that ring
And went to Mt. Doom
We need to go on and on and on and on

We are the Halflings - my friend
And we'll keep on eating till the end
We are the Halflings
We are the Halflings
No time for orcses
'Cause we are the Halflings of Middle-earth

Merry, Pippin, and Samwise:
We’ve taken our bows
And our curtain calls
You've bought us fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it
We thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses no garden’s song
We consider it a challenge before the whole Hobbit race
And Frodo ain't gonna lose
We need to go on and on and on and on

We are the Halflings - my friend
And we'll keep on eating till the end
We are the Halflings
We are the Halflings
No time for orcses
'Cause we are the Halflings of Middle-earth

We are the Halflings - my friend
And we'll keep on eating till the end
We are the Halflings
We are the Halflings
No time for orcses
'Cause we are the Halflings of Middle-earth

We are the Halflings
We are the Halflings
No time for orcses
'Cause we are the Halflings

The audience breaks out into wild applause at the end of the song and Pippin says, “So, what’s for dinner?”<br>

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