Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 1, 2004 20:46:58 GMT -5
The Quest of the Doomed Candies
The Inevitable sequel to the Candies of Doom. You knew it would come to pass... tee hee... And this one will be better. You will not’ve had to read the prequel though... this one is fine on it’s own...
Prologue:
A long time ago... well... a few days ago... in a galaxy far, far away there were created candies... the Candies of DOOM! Well, of course, they were... well... DOOMED! Logically. So therefore they had to be destroyed. But one thing that was never mentioned in their tale is how they were created, etc... and now, we are about to learn the truth about the CANDIES OF DOOM!!!!
*Star Wars music begins to play*
Disclaimer: Apart from owning Darth Denal, Argon, and Tiana the Padawan, I own nothing else. Not Lord of the Rings, not Star Wars, not Pirates of the Carrebean, and not the Matrix. This one should take place in the Star Wars areas though... Oh, and Darth Warious, Jandalf the Orange, and Peregin the Silver are not mine. They belong to respective fanfiction personas.
I amar prestar aen... the world is changed... ah, why bother with this...?
Basically... no wait... I’ll just let you see for yourself...
<<<Prologue... still>>>
“I am the Emperor, and I will take over the world of Pirates of the Carrebean fanfiction. So I have created the Doomed Candies... to RULE THEM ALL!!!” *Random quote...*
The Emperor wrinkled his nose. “Why did I just say that? Anyhow, since my attempts on the world of the Lord of the Rings have failed, and I will take care of that later, I must stop these people from destroying the Candies of Doom, and stopping my plan for world DOMINATION!!!! So, obviously, I’ll have to stop them. But... how..........”
Crickets chirped as the Emperor thought.
“OH, HAND!!!!” he called.
A woman with bright red hair... the Emperor’s Hand... Mara Jade (Hey, why leave her out?) “Yes, my master?” she said seriously.
“Darth Warious has obviously forgotten her part in this, Mara Jade. I grant you the mission now. You will go and retrieve the Candies for me. Oh, and while you’re at it, kill Luke Skywalker.”<br>
“Yes, my master.... wait, SKYWALKER?!?!?!?!?”<br>
“NOT VADER, NINNY!!!” the Emperor screamed. “HIS SON!!!!! HE MUST DYE!!!!”<br>
Mara caught the misspelling, and grinned. “As
you wish. Skywalker will dye.”<br>
The Emperor cackled evilly.
Mara snrked.... just as a bucket of green dye came flying over the Emperor’s throne. Palpatine came out looking like someone had just dumped green paint on him, and Anakin Skywalker laughed uncontrollably. “Want... some... garlic?”<br>
The Emperor fumed, but it was only a hologram.
The Jedi Master controlling the holograph stepped out. “I know where they are going, and where Luke will be, master,” he said.
The Emperor’s face split into an evil grin. “Jedi Argon. I knew you would be back.”<br>
A/N: More plot this time... lot’s more... lot’s.... yes, precious...
((The Fellowship of the Doomed Candies is made up as follows: 1. Denal 2: Maul 3: Vader 4: Warious 5: Obi-Wan 6: Qui-Gon 7: Jandalf 8: Frodo 9: Sam 10: Merry 11: Pippin 12: Galadriel 13: Haldir 14: Jack 15: Leia 16: Count Dooku 17: Sauron 18: Aragorn 19: Legolas 20: Yoda 21: Gandalf 22: Perigin 23: Random Ewok 24: Agent Smith 25: Tiana 26: Éowyn 27: Han 28: Chewie 29: Will 30: Audreidi 31: Luke))
Now, if you’re still wondering about the Candies of Doom... well, I’m sure you are... drat... sigh...
In the gas pits of Yavin, in the deepest depths there were, the Emperor Palpatine forged, in secret, a master Candy to control all others. One Doomed Candy to rule them all! And, since no one had expected that, the candy remained in secret until it was shipped off with all the other doomed Candies to Middle-earth, and Palpatine’s plan to dominate the world of POTC fanfiction failed.
The Candy betrayed him... to his dea... no wait, never mind. The candy didn’t do anything but abandon him.
History became legend... sigh, this isn’t going to work, is it.
So let’s just say this, he sent out Darth Warious to return the candy, but she enjoyed eating warheads a bit too much... tee hee...
And that answers that. I feel that this story will explain itself sooooooo...
The Inevitable sequel to the Candies of Doom. You knew it would come to pass... tee hee... And this one will be better. You will not’ve had to read the prequel though... this one is fine on it’s own...
Prologue:
A long time ago... well... a few days ago... in a galaxy far, far away there were created candies... the Candies of DOOM! Well, of course, they were... well... DOOMED! Logically. So therefore they had to be destroyed. But one thing that was never mentioned in their tale is how they were created, etc... and now, we are about to learn the truth about the CANDIES OF DOOM!!!!
*Star Wars music begins to play*
Disclaimer: Apart from owning Darth Denal, Argon, and Tiana the Padawan, I own nothing else. Not Lord of the Rings, not Star Wars, not Pirates of the Carrebean, and not the Matrix. This one should take place in the Star Wars areas though... Oh, and Darth Warious, Jandalf the Orange, and Peregin the Silver are not mine. They belong to respective fanfiction personas.
I amar prestar aen... the world is changed... ah, why bother with this...?
Basically... no wait... I’ll just let you see for yourself...
<<<Prologue... still>>>
“I am the Emperor, and I will take over the world of Pirates of the Carrebean fanfiction. So I have created the Doomed Candies... to RULE THEM ALL!!!” *Random quote...*
The Emperor wrinkled his nose. “Why did I just say that? Anyhow, since my attempts on the world of the Lord of the Rings have failed, and I will take care of that later, I must stop these people from destroying the Candies of Doom, and stopping my plan for world DOMINATION!!!! So, obviously, I’ll have to stop them. But... how..........”
Crickets chirped as the Emperor thought.
“OH, HAND!!!!” he called.
A woman with bright red hair... the Emperor’s Hand... Mara Jade (Hey, why leave her out?) “Yes, my master?” she said seriously.
“Darth Warious has obviously forgotten her part in this, Mara Jade. I grant you the mission now. You will go and retrieve the Candies for me. Oh, and while you’re at it, kill Luke Skywalker.”<br>
“Yes, my master.... wait, SKYWALKER?!?!?!?!?”<br>
“NOT VADER, NINNY!!!” the Emperor screamed. “HIS SON!!!!! HE MUST DYE!!!!”<br>
Mara caught the misspelling, and grinned. “As
you wish. Skywalker will dye.”<br>
The Emperor cackled evilly.
Mara snrked.... just as a bucket of green dye came flying over the Emperor’s throne. Palpatine came out looking like someone had just dumped green paint on him, and Anakin Skywalker laughed uncontrollably. “Want... some... garlic?”<br>
The Emperor fumed, but it was only a hologram.
The Jedi Master controlling the holograph stepped out. “I know where they are going, and where Luke will be, master,” he said.
The Emperor’s face split into an evil grin. “Jedi Argon. I knew you would be back.”<br>
A/N: More plot this time... lot’s more... lot’s.... yes, precious...
((The Fellowship of the Doomed Candies is made up as follows: 1. Denal 2: Maul 3: Vader 4: Warious 5: Obi-Wan 6: Qui-Gon 7: Jandalf 8: Frodo 9: Sam 10: Merry 11: Pippin 12: Galadriel 13: Haldir 14: Jack 15: Leia 16: Count Dooku 17: Sauron 18: Aragorn 19: Legolas 20: Yoda 21: Gandalf 22: Perigin 23: Random Ewok 24: Agent Smith 25: Tiana 26: Éowyn 27: Han 28: Chewie 29: Will 30: Audreidi 31: Luke))
Now, if you’re still wondering about the Candies of Doom... well, I’m sure you are... drat... sigh...
In the gas pits of Yavin, in the deepest depths there were, the Emperor Palpatine forged, in secret, a master Candy to control all others. One Doomed Candy to rule them all! And, since no one had expected that, the candy remained in secret until it was shipped off with all the other doomed Candies to Middle-earth, and Palpatine’s plan to dominate the world of POTC fanfiction failed.
The Candy betrayed him... to his dea... no wait, never mind. The candy didn’t do anything but abandon him.
History became legend... sigh, this isn’t going to work, is it.
So let’s just say this, he sent out Darth Warious to return the candy, but she enjoyed eating warheads a bit too much... tee hee...
And that answers that. I feel that this story will explain itself sooooooo...