Post by Agent Luthien on Aug 2, 2004 8:45:13 GMT -5
You have all seen how Theodon was in the LOTR. The kind, stubborn uncle to Eowyn who treats people fairly. YEAH...RIGHT!!! Ha, don't make me laugh. We've placed a secret camera in his rooms to show us all how he really acts. *this is my first attempt at a parady, i'm not really fond of this one, but oh well. oh and i stink at naming things..laugh at the name and you shall PERISH!!!*
Theodon- *in a bored voice* Where is the horse and the rider?
Soldier- Gee, uh my Lord. I really couldnt say. Ya think they mighta stopped at the local pub? i heard they have some really nice ale there. Or maybe the flea-bag o' a horse threw the rider off, so then it would be just the nasty horse. Wouldn't it?
Theodon- Ahh shut-up i dont pay you to be a smart aleck!!!
Now the soldier was pretty surprised here. He had never been alone with Theodon before. He always appeared nice in front of everyone else. The soldier then had a very vivid vision of Theodon wearing horns, having a tail, and a pitchfork like thing all standing in front of a flamed background.
Soldier- You uh, well, you dont pay me at all, my lord.
Theodon- Gee, hmm, wonder why. One more crack like that and you're fired!!!!
The soldier had had just about enough of this. Why should he stand there and let some old fart insult him? Instead he mocked the king.
Soldier- *in fake girly voice* one mooore crack and your fired...one more crack and your fired. Who does he think he is? just cuz he's king 'n' everything. Polish my crown, iron my dress, pick up my dry cleaning, stay away from Eowyn, clean the horse stalls. WELL GUESS WHAT THERE KINGIE..I AIN'T LISTENING TO YA ANYMORE. YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!!!!!
With that, the young soldier walked out of the room, slamming the door behind him. He peeked his head back in a moment later.
Theodon- Pick up my dry cleaning?
Soldier- yes my lord
That young soldier...Grima Wormtongue. Its a shame really. It is. That never woulda happend if it wasnt for the EVIL UNCLE!! Of course that wasnt always Grima's name. It once was Francis Foryooodle. *sigh*. And thanks to our new and improved Cat Camera, we cought this all on tape. heh.
Theodon- *in a bored voice* Where is the horse and the rider?
Soldier- Gee, uh my Lord. I really couldnt say. Ya think they mighta stopped at the local pub? i heard they have some really nice ale there. Or maybe the flea-bag o' a horse threw the rider off, so then it would be just the nasty horse. Wouldn't it?
Theodon- Ahh shut-up i dont pay you to be a smart aleck!!!
Now the soldier was pretty surprised here. He had never been alone with Theodon before. He always appeared nice in front of everyone else. The soldier then had a very vivid vision of Theodon wearing horns, having a tail, and a pitchfork like thing all standing in front of a flamed background.
Soldier- You uh, well, you dont pay me at all, my lord.
Theodon- Gee, hmm, wonder why. One more crack like that and you're fired!!!!
The soldier had had just about enough of this. Why should he stand there and let some old fart insult him? Instead he mocked the king.
Soldier- *in fake girly voice* one mooore crack and your fired...one more crack and your fired. Who does he think he is? just cuz he's king 'n' everything. Polish my crown, iron my dress, pick up my dry cleaning, stay away from Eowyn, clean the horse stalls. WELL GUESS WHAT THERE KINGIE..I AIN'T LISTENING TO YA ANYMORE. YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!!!!!
With that, the young soldier walked out of the room, slamming the door behind him. He peeked his head back in a moment later.
Theodon- Pick up my dry cleaning?
Soldier- yes my lord
That young soldier...Grima Wormtongue. Its a shame really. It is. That never woulda happend if it wasnt for the EVIL UNCLE!! Of course that wasnt always Grima's name. It once was Francis Foryooodle. *sigh*. And thanks to our new and improved Cat Camera, we cought this all on tape. heh.
