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Post by Tiana, eh? on Apr 1, 2004 0:31:33 GMT -5
Hey, and welcome to the Diaries game. I will give you the starting character, but when you finish with that characters spoofed diary, then by all means, start another!
Keep it PG13 though, please.
Ah, yes, here goes... the Diaries of Obi-Wan
And that is, of course, for Jandalf and Darth Warious, who requested the diaries. Now it's up to you to write these... and have fun.
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Entry one: (Starting with the Phantom Menace, but spoof all you want...)
Master Yoda gave Obi-Wan a diary for his very own after he caught Obi-Wan reading his... complete with all the fantasies about Yaddle... and so therefore, the Jedi Master expects Obi to keep his own...
Dear Diary:
Sigh, Master Yoda gave me this, and now I have to use it or master Qui-Gon'll kill me, sadly.
Oh well, we have to go to Naboo, and do the whole save the queen from the baddys thing.
I really get tired of this, why isn't there anything exciting to do.. like kill Sith, or something.
Sigh, the Sith are so cool.
Did I mention that Master Yoda was eating garlic pizzas for breakfast? Ick! And Master Qui-Gon was eating garlic last night!
...My shaving cream has disappeared. I wonder where I left it...
-Obi-Wan, Jedi Padawan
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Now you get the idea... spoof all you want!
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Post by Lindo on Apr 9, 2004 20:03:26 GMT -5
Entry two:
Dear Diary,
I'm sorry I didn't write yesterday, but I was busy not getting killed. The stupid trade federation tried to kill us using the new deadly garlic poison. I think Qui-Gon enjoyed it far too much. If that wasn't bad enough we then got stuck on this stupid Naboo planet, and are now being followed by this annoying Jar-Jar thing. I'm tempted to staple his tongue to something. I hate this stupid mision. Can't we at least get cool enemies instead of those butt-ugly federation guys? I mean honestly, it's degrading! Oh well, hopefully this will all be sorted out soon so I can get back to the temple.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Apr 9, 2004 21:17:07 GMT -5
Entry three:
Dear Diary:
Now we're stuck in a city with even more ugly Jar-Jar things. AARRRGGGHHH!!!! And then my master has to go and feed them garlic... well, that's a different story. But he HAD to go and insist on stupid Jar-Jar guy comin' with us. Now we get to go through this acursed water planet. That'll be fun... I wonder what Master Qui-Gon would say if I duct taped Jar-Jar to a transport? I have this feeling that he's going to be the cause of something evil... I don't know what I'd do if it... er, he became Senator... *shivers*
Oh well, now master is calling, and I have to go. I wonder if Yoda bugged this thing?
-Obi-Wan Kenobi
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Aug 1, 2004 16:43:17 GMT -5
(Hi, new to this)
Entry 4
Dear Diary
Managed to put up with the Gungans for long enough to borrow a submarine off them. SERIOUSLY COOL. I mean, it has bubble windows! Not nearly enough vehicles have bubble windows any more.
But sadly, while I was distracted by the sheer coolness of the submarine, Qui-Gon saved Jar-Jar from death and hired him as a guide.
Why? WHY?? Aren't we supposed to be Guardians of the Galaxy?
But on a lighter note, Qui-Gon also let me drive the submarine. Let's see if this baby can hit ninety...
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Aug 5, 2004 19:53:50 GMT -5
Entry 5:
Whoa... it DOES hit 90... 94... 96... 99... 120... WHOA... WHAT'S THAT THING BEHIND US... /200... 205...\
Dear diary, I think this is going to be the last entry, I really, really, really have a bad feeling about this...
Oh well, at least I shall have the sheer pleasure of watching Jar Jar Binks die slowly, and painfully... and Master Yoda had better not read this now, he'll know I'm planning on turning Dark...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... *bleep*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Oct 10, 2004 22:36:55 GMT -5
Dear diary:
Don't mind that last little yell. That was only...um...well, Jar Jar somehow managed to accidentally get his tongue stuck in my ear. It felt really...odd. But Master Qui-Gon managed to pull it out. Except I have this strange feeling that part of my frontal lobe became uninstalled. I get these twitching spasms every now and then, and that could be a part of it. The spasms are really rather annoying, especially when I tried to pilot the sub out of the cave, but I missed and went straight into that big monster's mouth. It took us hours to get out, and we had to blow a big messy hole through its stomach by loading Jar Jar into one of the torpedo launchers since we were out of missiles (I'd already fired all of them at a piece of rock for target practice). Hopefully the next entry will find me better.
Yours spasmodically,
Obi-Wan
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Post by sblomietheinsane on Nov 15, 2004 16:48:29 GMT -5
Darn! I can't remember what happens next in the movie!! Argh! Someone else please post!
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 2, 2004 7:51:46 GMT -5
Dear Diary
After a coupla more demonstrations of the food chain, we finally arrived at Naboo. Was very pretty, I must say.
Still have bad feeling. Qui-Gon not listening. Well, it's not exactly a very memorable line, is it?
Tried to push Jar-Jar off a waterfall, but failed.
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