Post by Tiana, eh? on May 4, 2004 19:34:50 GMT -5
Meanwhile...
AN: I haven’t used Morpheus in ages... (He fell down the rabbit hole, remember?) Now we will learn what happens to him!
Morpheus: I am falling down the rabbit hole... I knew I should’ve brought a tape measure to find out how far down it went!
Morpheus: <Five hours later> Goody... I am still falling.
Morpheus: <Hits the bottom> I’m not falling!
Random tomato: You are sitting on me!
Morpheus: Oh. Sorry. You’re not standing?
Random Tomato: No. I’m Bob the Tomato. And you are?
Morpheus: I am Morpheus.
Bob: You wouldn’t’ve happened to have seen Larry? He’s late for the show.
Morpheus: What show?
Bob: Veggie Tales.
Morpheus: Ahh. Aha. That explains the tomato outfit.
Bob: I am a tomato.
Morpheus: Oh. Are you sitting or standing?
Random Onion: I think the Tomato is sitting, boss.
Bob: I’m standing.
Morpheus: Oh. Where am I?
Bob: You are here.
Morpheus: I know that. Where is here?
Bob: Here. Now if you were there, then you wouldn’t be here, but right now you are here.
Morpheus (confused): Ah.
Random penguin: WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Morpheus: You do?
Random penguin: No.
Random human kid: Well, you wouldn’t happen to have any grapes without seeds would you? Or a Squidhopper?
Morpheus: No.
Random other human kid: Jason.
Random human kid whom we can assume is named Jason: What, Michelle?
Michelle: You know what.
Jason: Well, I don’t like grapes with seeds.
Morpheus: <Rolls eyes>
Bob: Well, anyways. Where are you from?
Random Asparagus in plunger suit: He’s got arms, Bob.
Bob: I’m sorry, Junior. You will never be able to play a super hero.
Junior: Aww.
Morpheus: How far down the rabbit hole did I fall?
Bob: Three miles, twenty-two meters, and sixty-one feet.
Morpheus: And that’s how far I’m wiling to fall.
Bob: Huh?
Morpheus: I need back out.
Bob: Well, you could try to take the rocket lifts...
Morpheus: Great. Where are they?
Bob: Over there. But I don’t think...
Morpheus: <Doesn’t hear the rest>
(Narrator: The Oracle)
Morpheus gets into the rocket lifts, but I cannot tell you what happens to him because it has nothing to do with your fate...
(Narrator: Random Agent whom we all know as Carter.)
I’ll narrate now. Morpheus gets back to the surface... but then...
BOOM!!!!!
Roadrunner: BEEP BEEP!
Morpheus: Ouch. <Trys to shoot the Roadrunner and gets ran over by Bugs Bunny> I must’ve hit my head. <Gets ran over by Elmer Fudd> I REALLY hit my head!!!
Elmer: Die wabbit!
Morpheus: Umm... subtitles?
Bugs: Ahh, what’s up, Doc?
Morpheus: The sky, and I’m not ‘Doc’.
Bugs: Sorry, Doc.
Roadrunner: Beep beep!
Elmer: Get off the woad!
Morpheus: Why is everyone running... AKK!
Elmer: Get off the woad NOW!
Morpheus: Ouch.
Roadrunner: I said ‘beep’, Doc.
Morpheus: Oh. Boy.
-----Mom-----
Meanwhile...
A Random Sith Lo... err... I mean Lady picks up a random box of warheads!
Smeagol: GIVE US BACK THE CANDIESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Darth Warious (That’s her name): I thought you got shot earlier in the story.
Smeagol: That wasn’t ussss, no. That was our evil clone, Gollum!
Darth Warious: Right. Well, I can amend that.
Smeagol: <Disappears into thin air> Mwha-ha-ha-ha!!! I HAVE THE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Well... I have the One Rum... <hic> <Falls over unconscious>
Darth Warious: <Raises eyebrows> What is going on? Mmm! Warheads!!!!
Author: You can’t have them.
Darth Warious: Who are you?
Author: I’m the author. The candies belong to Éowyn and Éomer.
Darth Warious: Where are they?
Author: Now that I think about it... this has to be another box of the candies of doom.
Jandalf the Orange: DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! <Disappears in a flash of light>
Darth Warious: That was weird.
Author: Yah.
Darth Warious: I’m talking to the narrator?
Author: No, I’m not the narrator.
- I’M THE NARRATOR!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!! ‘ELLO POPPET!!!!!
Author: Oh great!
- I’M THE NARRATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOLLUM’S TWIN SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Warious: ?
Author: Ditto.
- I RULE ALL!!!!!! JOIN WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: I have the lightsaber of doom, you know.
- SO? YOU CAN’T SEE ME, I’M THE NARRATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: Well, normally you can’t see the author either.
Darth Warious: Mmm... gooooood warheads!
Darth Maul <Appears in flash of red light>: Hey? What just happened?
Darth Warious: You ate the One Kubasa didn’t you?
Darth Maul: NO. I ate this little red thing that looked like a candy...
Author: Oh great. Red Pills now too.
Darth Warious: You can’t go around as ‘Author’ forever, you know.
Author: I’m Darth Éowyn Skywalker then.
- MWHA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN’T SEE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Éowyn: Does anyone have the Random Medal Pole of Doom?
Darth Maul: ?
Darth Warious: Mmm... warheads.
Darth Éowyn: Those are the Warheads of Doom, you know.
- Wait until the opportune moment.
Darth Éowyn: This isn't funny.
- Well, what do you expect me, as the narrator, to do, besides bug you?
Darth Warious: Talking to narrators is physically impossible.
Darth Éowyn: Don’t anyone confuse me with Éowyn herself. It’s also impossible to talk to the author.
Yoda: Impossible, nothing is. Do, or do not.
- <Shoots Yoda> He’s annoying.
Darth Éowyn: You have to be related to my best friends brother.
Darth Maul: Hi everyone!
Darth Warious: <Slaps him>
Darth Éowyn: Cool! We’re all Sith!
Darth Warious: We can be the Sith Lords and Ladies who don’t do anything!
- Well, I’m a Sith too!
Darth Éowyn: Oooohhhhh. Hi Darth Denal!
- Drat.
Darth Éowyn: Get in here. You are no narrator!
Darth Denal: Fine.
Darth Warious: Cool! There’s three Sith Ladies!
Darth Maul: Well, don’t forget about me!
Darth Éowyn: Who is he, anyhow?
Darth Maul: <Hits head on medal pole>
Yoda: DEAD, I AM NOT!!!!!!! CANNOT KILL ME, YOU CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Stormtrooper: That was a double negative.
Yoda: So?
Darth Maul: This is going nowhere.
Darth Éowyn: That’s the way it’s suppose to go. This is a random story!
Darth Maul: <Faints>
Darth Denal: WOW! RANDOM!!! How surprising!
Darth Warious: What do you expect from a story about Candies of Doom?
Darth Denal: Can I have one?
Darth Warious: Noooo... they’re my candies of doom.
Darth Éowyn: This is my story.
Darth Warious: So? I still want the candies.
Darth Denal: I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Éowyn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dory: Hi!
Darth Éowyn: <Rolls eyes>
Dory: I’m Dory! At least, I think I am.
Jedi Master Argon: HIIIIII!!! I’M A JEDI MASTER WHO’S EVILSH!!!!!!!!!
Darth Denal: That’s my brother.
Argon: I AM POWERFULER THAN EVERYONE!!!!!!
Darth Warious: <Zaps him. He falls over not quite dead because he’d kill me if I killed him off> Haha!
Argon: Missed!
Darth Denal: That hit you fair and square.
Argon: So? This is fiction, remember.
Darth Éowyn: BUT IT’S MY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN’T HAVE CONTROL OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!! THE CANDIES OF DOOM ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Warious and Darth Denal: <Crickets> <Blinks>
Darth Éowyn: Oh... right. Um... heh heh... la de da...
Darth Maul: Can’t I just go and kill someone?
Darth Warious: Sure. Go and kill Luke Skywalker.
Darth Éowyn: You can’t do that.
Darth Maul: I can’t do that.
Darth Éowyn: Cool! You will go jump off a cliff.
Darth Maul: I will go and jump off a... HEY!
Darth Éowyn: YOU CANNOT HARM ME!!!!!!!!!! I AM A WIELDER OF THE PENCIL OF DOOM AND THE RANDOM SHEET OF PAPER!!!!!!!!! FLY, YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Maul: <Zaps Darth Eowyn>
Darth Éowyn: You will regret that later, you fool!!! Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!
<Everything begins to disappear>
Darth Éowyn: Without me, there is no story!!!!! MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!! IT’S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Maul: Um, oops?
Argon: I AM THE ALL-KNOWING JEDI MASTER!!!!!!!!!!! I’LL SAVE YOU!!!!!!
Darth Éowyn: <Dies>
Everyone else: <Dies>
Argon: Oops?
AN: I haven’t used Morpheus in ages... (He fell down the rabbit hole, remember?) Now we will learn what happens to him!
Morpheus: I am falling down the rabbit hole... I knew I should’ve brought a tape measure to find out how far down it went!
Morpheus: <Five hours later> Goody... I am still falling.
Morpheus: <Hits the bottom> I’m not falling!
Random tomato: You are sitting on me!
Morpheus: Oh. Sorry. You’re not standing?
Random Tomato: No. I’m Bob the Tomato. And you are?
Morpheus: I am Morpheus.
Bob: You wouldn’t’ve happened to have seen Larry? He’s late for the show.
Morpheus: What show?
Bob: Veggie Tales.
Morpheus: Ahh. Aha. That explains the tomato outfit.
Bob: I am a tomato.
Morpheus: Oh. Are you sitting or standing?
Random Onion: I think the Tomato is sitting, boss.
Bob: I’m standing.
Morpheus: Oh. Where am I?
Bob: You are here.
Morpheus: I know that. Where is here?
Bob: Here. Now if you were there, then you wouldn’t be here, but right now you are here.
Morpheus (confused): Ah.
Random penguin: WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Morpheus: You do?
Random penguin: No.
Random human kid: Well, you wouldn’t happen to have any grapes without seeds would you? Or a Squidhopper?
Morpheus: No.
Random other human kid: Jason.
Random human kid whom we can assume is named Jason: What, Michelle?
Michelle: You know what.
Jason: Well, I don’t like grapes with seeds.
Morpheus: <Rolls eyes>
Bob: Well, anyways. Where are you from?
Random Asparagus in plunger suit: He’s got arms, Bob.
Bob: I’m sorry, Junior. You will never be able to play a super hero.
Junior: Aww.
Morpheus: How far down the rabbit hole did I fall?
Bob: Three miles, twenty-two meters, and sixty-one feet.
Morpheus: And that’s how far I’m wiling to fall.
Bob: Huh?
Morpheus: I need back out.
Bob: Well, you could try to take the rocket lifts...
Morpheus: Great. Where are they?
Bob: Over there. But I don’t think...
Morpheus: <Doesn’t hear the rest>
(Narrator: The Oracle)
Morpheus gets into the rocket lifts, but I cannot tell you what happens to him because it has nothing to do with your fate...
(Narrator: Random Agent whom we all know as Carter.)
I’ll narrate now. Morpheus gets back to the surface... but then...
BOOM!!!!!
Roadrunner: BEEP BEEP!
Morpheus: Ouch. <Trys to shoot the Roadrunner and gets ran over by Bugs Bunny> I must’ve hit my head. <Gets ran over by Elmer Fudd> I REALLY hit my head!!!
Elmer: Die wabbit!
Morpheus: Umm... subtitles?
Bugs: Ahh, what’s up, Doc?
Morpheus: The sky, and I’m not ‘Doc’.
Bugs: Sorry, Doc.
Roadrunner: Beep beep!
Elmer: Get off the woad!
Morpheus: Why is everyone running... AKK!
Elmer: Get off the woad NOW!
Morpheus: Ouch.
Roadrunner: I said ‘beep’, Doc.
Morpheus: Oh. Boy.
-----Mom-----
Meanwhile...
A Random Sith Lo... err... I mean Lady picks up a random box of warheads!
Smeagol: GIVE US BACK THE CANDIESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Darth Warious (That’s her name): I thought you got shot earlier in the story.
Smeagol: That wasn’t ussss, no. That was our evil clone, Gollum!
Darth Warious: Right. Well, I can amend that.
Smeagol: <Disappears into thin air> Mwha-ha-ha-ha!!! I HAVE THE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Jack Sparrow: Well... I have the One Rum... <hic> <Falls over unconscious>
Darth Warious: <Raises eyebrows> What is going on? Mmm! Warheads!!!!
Author: You can’t have them.
Darth Warious: Who are you?
Author: I’m the author. The candies belong to Éowyn and Éomer.
Darth Warious: Where are they?
Author: Now that I think about it... this has to be another box of the candies of doom.
Jandalf the Orange: DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! <Disappears in a flash of light>
Darth Warious: That was weird.
Author: Yah.
Darth Warious: I’m talking to the narrator?
Author: No, I’m not the narrator.
- I’M THE NARRATOR!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!! ‘ELLO POPPET!!!!!
Author: Oh great!
- I’M THE NARRATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOLLUM’S TWIN SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Warious: ?
Author: Ditto.
- I RULE ALL!!!!!! JOIN WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: I have the lightsaber of doom, you know.
- SO? YOU CAN’T SEE ME, I’M THE NARRATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: Well, normally you can’t see the author either.
Darth Warious: Mmm... gooooood warheads!
Darth Maul <Appears in flash of red light>: Hey? What just happened?
Darth Warious: You ate the One Kubasa didn’t you?
Darth Maul: NO. I ate this little red thing that looked like a candy...
Author: Oh great. Red Pills now too.
Darth Warious: You can’t go around as ‘Author’ forever, you know.
Author: I’m Darth Éowyn Skywalker then.
- MWHA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN’T SEE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Éowyn: Does anyone have the Random Medal Pole of Doom?
Darth Maul: ?
Darth Warious: Mmm... warheads.
Darth Éowyn: Those are the Warheads of Doom, you know.
- Wait until the opportune moment.
Darth Éowyn: This isn't funny.
- Well, what do you expect me, as the narrator, to do, besides bug you?
Darth Warious: Talking to narrators is physically impossible.
Darth Éowyn: Don’t anyone confuse me with Éowyn herself. It’s also impossible to talk to the author.
Yoda: Impossible, nothing is. Do, or do not.
- <Shoots Yoda> He’s annoying.
Darth Éowyn: You have to be related to my best friends brother.
Darth Maul: Hi everyone!
Darth Warious: <Slaps him>
Darth Éowyn: Cool! We’re all Sith!
Darth Warious: We can be the Sith Lords and Ladies who don’t do anything!
- Well, I’m a Sith too!
Darth Éowyn: Oooohhhhh. Hi Darth Denal!
- Drat.
Darth Éowyn: Get in here. You are no narrator!
Darth Denal: Fine.
Darth Warious: Cool! There’s three Sith Ladies!
Darth Maul: Well, don’t forget about me!
Darth Éowyn: Who is he, anyhow?
Darth Maul: <Hits head on medal pole>
Yoda: DEAD, I AM NOT!!!!!!! CANNOT KILL ME, YOU CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Stormtrooper: That was a double negative.
Yoda: So?
Darth Maul: This is going nowhere.
Darth Éowyn: That’s the way it’s suppose to go. This is a random story!
Darth Maul: <Faints>
Darth Denal: WOW! RANDOM!!! How surprising!
Darth Warious: What do you expect from a story about Candies of Doom?
Darth Denal: Can I have one?
Darth Warious: Noooo... they’re my candies of doom.
Darth Éowyn: This is my story.
Darth Warious: So? I still want the candies.
Darth Denal: I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Éowyn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dory: Hi!
Darth Éowyn: <Rolls eyes>
Dory: I’m Dory! At least, I think I am.
Jedi Master Argon: HIIIIII!!! I’M A JEDI MASTER WHO’S EVILSH!!!!!!!!!
Darth Denal: That’s my brother.
Argon: I AM POWERFULER THAN EVERYONE!!!!!!
Darth Warious: <Zaps him. He falls over not quite dead because he’d kill me if I killed him off> Haha!
Argon: Missed!
Darth Denal: That hit you fair and square.
Argon: So? This is fiction, remember.
Darth Éowyn: BUT IT’S MY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN’T HAVE CONTROL OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!! THE CANDIES OF DOOM ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Warious and Darth Denal: <Crickets> <Blinks>
Darth Éowyn: Oh... right. Um... heh heh... la de da...
Darth Maul: Can’t I just go and kill someone?
Darth Warious: Sure. Go and kill Luke Skywalker.
Darth Éowyn: You can’t do that.
Darth Maul: I can’t do that.
Darth Éowyn: Cool! You will go jump off a cliff.
Darth Maul: I will go and jump off a... HEY!
Darth Éowyn: YOU CANNOT HARM ME!!!!!!!!!! I AM A WIELDER OF THE PENCIL OF DOOM AND THE RANDOM SHEET OF PAPER!!!!!!!!! FLY, YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Maul: <Zaps Darth Eowyn>
Darth Éowyn: You will regret that later, you fool!!! Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!
<Everything begins to disappear>
Darth Éowyn: Without me, there is no story!!!!! MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!! IT’S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Maul: Um, oops?
Argon: I AM THE ALL-KNOWING JEDI MASTER!!!!!!!!!!! I’LL SAVE YOU!!!!!!
Darth Éowyn: <Dies>
Everyone else: <Dies>
Argon: Oops?