Mosquitoes!

[Master Warious]

A/N: *mono-toned and sounding suspiciously hypnotized* I do not own Lord of the Rings…I do not own the song “Tradition”…Nor do I own the musical ‘Fiddler on the Roof’…I will be assimilated…I will marry Haldir…*snaps put of it* HEY! WHATS THE BIG IDEA!!!!! Place reviews here

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As Strider led the four hobbits through the swamp swarms of mosquitoes bombarded the four hobbits. Pippin, in all his ‘Tookness’, decided to sing a song about mosquitoes. Then each hobbit added a verse of their own, only to come up with this song.


Pippin:

“Mosquitoes!

What day and night sucks blood for a living

Feeds on men and hobbits

Drinking all their blood?

And what has the right as master of the small bugs

To have the final word with fleas

Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes!


Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes!”<br>
Samwise:

“When we walk through the swamps

This far from home

So far from home

Why won’t Strider lead us where

Those dammed mosquitoes won’t get at us?”<br>
Pippin and Sam:

“Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes!


Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes!”<br>
Frodo:

“When Bilbo gave me his gold ring

I thought it was just plain

I hear its Sauron’s evil ring

I hope, he don’t find me.”<br>

Pippin, Sam and Frodo:

“Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes!

Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes!”<br>
Merry:

“We ended up in Bree

To meet dear Frodo’s friend

We met up with this Strider

Who takes us though this swamp”<br>
Pippin, Sam, Frodo, and Merry:

“Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes!


Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes!”<br>


Strider, who was getting quite annoyed, yelled at the hobbits to stop singing about the bugs swarming around them. “They will never leave you alone if you don’t stop.”<br>
Merry: I thought Mosquitoes were an endangered species?

Strider: What?

Pippin: Yeah, some huge brown man came up and told us that mosquitoes are an endangered species…What’s an endangered species?

Strider: *groan*

Haldir: You groan so loud I can shoot you in the fog.

Strider: Where did you come from?

Haldir: From The Lady Galadriel.

Pippin: Who is she?

Almighty Author: Were done the fic now. Haldir get your behind back here!

Haldir: What did I do?

Almighty Author: *groan*

Haldir: You…<br>
Everyone except Haldir: WE KNOW!


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A/N: It helps to listen to the song “Tradition” from ‘fiddler on the Roof” while you read this. As always, Please, please, please, Review.

(Edit by Eowyn Skywalker: Warious, now go and link this to your review thread. Post the links in there please.)