Post by Master Warious on Apr 24, 2004 15:39:40 GMT -5
A/N: I do not own Lord of the Rings I do not own ‘Day O’<br>
(Sung to the tune of ‘Day O’) ( Please place any reviews here )
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After a long battle at Helms Deep, Gimli and Legolas are arguing about who killed more orcs than the other. Finally they decided to let Éomer decide by having him count the orc heads.
Gimli and Legolas:
“Hey O Hey O
Battle’s done and me wanna go
Hey me say hey me say hey
Me say hey me say hey o”<br>
Legolas: Battle’s done and me wanna go count
Gimli: Fight all night now drink malt beer!
Legolas: (Battle’s done and me wanna go count)
Gimli: Stack my orc heads till the morning come
Legolas: (Battle’s done and me wanna go count)”<br>
Gimli and Legolas approach Éomer and ask him…<br>
Gimli and Legolas:
“Come mister Éomer, tally all me orc heads
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Come mister Éomer tally all me orc heads
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Count six heads seven heads eight heads orcs!
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Six heads seven heads eight heads orcs!
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Hey me say Hey o
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Hey me say Hey me say Hey me say Hey o
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
A big bunch of ugly orc heads!
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Hide the deadly black orc sword!
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Count six heads seven heads eight heads bunch!
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Six heads seven heads eight heads bunch!
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Hey me say Hey o
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Hey me say Hey me say Hey me say Hey o
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Come mister Éomer tally all me orc heads
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Come mister Éomer tally all me orc heads
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Hey O Hey O
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Hey me say Hey me say Hey me say Hey o
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)”<br>
Finally after counting the semi-neat piles of orc heads around the two, Éomer exclaimed “I killed more Uruk-Hai than you both put together!” And he ran off laughing at the stupefied expressions on the Dwarf and Elf’s faces.
After a few stunned moments Gimli spoke up. “But which of us killed more orcs?”<br>
Legolas looked at his friend and replied, “Let’s go ask Aragorn.”<br>
And off they went.
*****
A/N: How was that? Please review! (Warious, please link this to the review post area. I've created the thread, you know...)
#nosmileys
(Sung to the tune of ‘Day O’) ( Please place any reviews here )
*********
After a long battle at Helms Deep, Gimli and Legolas are arguing about who killed more orcs than the other. Finally they decided to let Éomer decide by having him count the orc heads.
Gimli and Legolas:
“Hey O Hey O
Battle’s done and me wanna go
Hey me say hey me say hey
Me say hey me say hey o”<br>
Legolas: Battle’s done and me wanna go count
Gimli: Fight all night now drink malt beer!
Legolas: (Battle’s done and me wanna go count)
Gimli: Stack my orc heads till the morning come
Legolas: (Battle’s done and me wanna go count)”<br>
Gimli and Legolas approach Éomer and ask him…<br>
Gimli and Legolas:
“Come mister Éomer, tally all me orc heads
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Come mister Éomer tally all me orc heads
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Count six heads seven heads eight heads orcs!
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Six heads seven heads eight heads orcs!
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Hey me say Hey o
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Hey me say Hey me say Hey me say Hey o
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
A big bunch of ugly orc heads!
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Hide the deadly black orc sword!
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Count six heads seven heads eight heads bunch!
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Six heads seven heads eight heads bunch!
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Hey me say Hey o
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Hey me say Hey me say Hey me say Hey o
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Come mister Éomer tally all me orc heads
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Come mister Éomer tally all me orc heads
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Hey O Hey O
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)
Hey me say Hey me say Hey me say Hey o
(Battle’s done and me want you to count)”<br>
Finally after counting the semi-neat piles of orc heads around the two, Éomer exclaimed “I killed more Uruk-Hai than you both put together!” And he ran off laughing at the stupefied expressions on the Dwarf and Elf’s faces.
After a few stunned moments Gimli spoke up. “But which of us killed more orcs?”<br>
Legolas looked at his friend and replied, “Let’s go ask Aragorn.”<br>
And off they went.
*****
A/N: How was that? Please review! (Warious, please link this to the review post area. I've created the thread, you know...)
#nosmileys
