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Post by Redrose on Sept 13, 2004 21:21:29 GMT -5
Boramir: OOH is Faramir there? Tell him Boramir says 'HI'
Resrose:Shush... I want Rose Fireworks!
Queen Margaret: RED ONES!!!
Boramir: Hey is that a dance floor? Because as you know.. .I AM THE DISCO KING!!!*starts dancing* YEAH! Beat THAT Faramir!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 13, 2004 22:35:22 GMT -5
Anakin: *is bouncy* Ooooooohhhhhh... BOUNCY!!!! I WANT FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!! *Somehow manages to trip and fall off lard* Oooowwwwww.....
Eowyn: *groans* I feel like I was just unconsious... meh. I WANNA BIG EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!
Anakin: *rubs head* How 'bout some Advil?
Eowyn: GIANT BOOMS!!!!!!! EXPLOSION!!!!
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 13, 2004 23:41:05 GMT -5
:Explosion it is! *sends off huge rocket* Hey, it's not supposed to go that way! *rocket detonates in the middle of th crowd* That had to hurt! Thorongil: Why didn't we let Merry do this? He only blasts himself.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 13, 2004 23:44:44 GMT -5
Merry: * blows lard to peices* Oopps! That wasn't supposed to happen, but still it was fun! heheh!
Lard: * is pulling self to gether using the force* any duct tape?
Vana: *tapes him together*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 14, 2004 17:07:09 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: (like a three-year old) YAY!! MORE BOOMIES!! (jumps up and down)
Jandalf: (puts hands over face) WHYYYYYYY?? I LOVEDED YOU, OBI!! I LOVEDED YOUUUUU!!!!
(reference to Gir, there...for those of you that know of Invader Zim)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 14, 2004 17:08:53 GMT -5
Eowyn: *joins Obi-Wan in jumping up and down, meanwhile Anakin is stealing fireworks*
Anakin: Explosions....
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Post by sblomietheinsane on Sept 14, 2004 17:12:39 GMT -5
Sblomie: *joins in the jumping* Alter-Ego: *headdesk* PLEASE SAVE ME!!!!
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Post by Redrose on Sept 14, 2004 17:20:29 GMT -5
Boramir: CAKE, CAKE, ME WANT CAKE!!!!!
Queen Margaret: SHHHH! we are doing fireworks now. Cake,later,FIREWORKS NOW!!!!!!! *Starts jumping*
Boramir: Fine. *Firework goes off* GASP!!! BIG BOOM THINGS!!!! YAY!!!!
Redrose: UGH!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 14, 2004 23:28:53 GMT -5
*Merry runs out of shadows, grabbing someones arm*
Merry: YOU GUYS! LOOK! Pippin! He is coming to be one of Van's co-authors! Now we can have twice the fun and twice the cake and twice the explosions! YES!
Pippin: With noseflutes! Very difficult insterment to master. Good for exploding things. So...where are we going?
Van: *big hug!* YaY! don't you love them!?
Lard: Life at Van's just got a little more interesting *is still taped to floor*
Van: DANCING WITH BIG EXPLOSIONS! CARE TO JOIN! *dance*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 15, 2004 16:41:39 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: (still jumping up and down) WE'RE ALREADY DANCING, CAN'T YOU SEE?? PPPPPBBBTTHH!! SILLIES!!!
Jandalf: (wails) WHAT IS THIS DEGRADATION OF THE MIND?! HAS THERE OCCURRED ANOTHER EPIDEMIC OF THE INFAMOUS BRAIN-ROT?? NOOOOOOOO!! PLEASE...
Obi-Wan: (starts jumping as high as he can, which is pretty darn high considering he's a Jedi) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 16, 2004 23:10:42 GMT -5
Faramir: NO! NO! THIS CANNOT BE! It's... It'ss... Maeg: Oh, forgot to tell you. My sister Redrose joined the site, and she brought her friends, Queen Margaret and- Figwit: Hey, is that-- Faramir: BOROMIR! NOT FAIR NOT FAIR! He ALWAYS ruins my fun. Hmph. I could dance like he does... if I felt like it... Maeg: Pfft! Yeah right! Boromir's got a cooler outfit than you. Lookit the pretty red shirt and paisly fur-trimmed cape! All you've got is that tree thing. Far; It's the armor of Gondor! Fig: It's tacky. Maeg: Forget it, let's go dance on Lard in the EXPLOSIONS! Fig: I'll bet we could sneak some fireworks! That'd be funsy! Although I'll bet the hobbits have beaten us to it. Far: Explosions? That sounds borderline evil... I COULD USE THEM TO... dare I say it... RULE THE WORLD! Or at least get rid of Maeg and various others... *casts pointed glances at Boromir, Jandalf, Eowyn Skywalker, and Redrose* And as long as I'm at it, Vanacoriel, Sblomie, and Thorongil shouldn't be overlooked. I'll be needing a lot of fireworks...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 17, 2004 16:18:39 GMT -5
Jandalf: (seems to be the only one listening to Faramir's dastardly plots, and hurls herself at him, tackling him) I THOUGHT I WARNED YOU ABOUT BODY CASTS!!
Obi-Wan: (misses landing on the Lard, falls down on ground) WAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! I HIT MY HEAD!!!!
Jandalf: (winces, and pauses beating up Faramir) One moment, please. Just stay right there. I won't be long. (runs over and shoots tranquiliser dart into Obi-Wan)
Obi-Wan: (thump)
Jandalf: Ah, that's better. Now, where were we?
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 17, 2004 16:39:07 GMT -5
Anakin: *stops* MASTER!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots Jandalf with stun gun* TAKE THAT, YOU EVIL PERSON OF MY DISLIKE!!!! YOU SHOT MY MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eowyn: ...help... FARAMIR SOLO, DID YOU JUST THREATEN MYSELF AND MY MASTER?!!!!!!!!!! *runs over to help Jandalf* HOW COULD YOU!!!?? AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU?!!!!!! *begins crying*
Ani: Master, are you okay?!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 17, 2004 16:53:34 GMT -5
Vanacoriel: You know I think I should be over looked in you evil plan Far. I am not a fan of dying. plus I feed my co-authors every 3 hours, and if i have been distroyed who will do it for them? I supply my friends with fireworks AND I provided a bouncy dance floor for the party? Is there no mercy is this world? *starts to cry*
Merry: I know! Lets rid everyone of evil thoughts and ideas with food. like carrots. *breaks carrot and cries*
Pippin: Ohh my goodness oh my goodness! So much sorrow! *crys*
Lard: *rips himself of the floor, knocking countless people over, rolling over the out cold Obi-wan* I will join you Faramir! MUST RID WORLD OF THEM! *pulls Far to his feet*
Vanacoriel: *hugging hobbits walks over and joins Eowyn in sobfeast* How could they!
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Post by Redrose on Sept 17, 2004 18:00:16 GMT -5
Boramir: Hi Faramir!! How is it going? Hey what are you doing with those fireworks? And why are you lookin at me funny? *Gasp* You aren't trying to rule the world again are you?
Redrose: hmm.. I think he is... LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!! AHH!
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ClonedOne
Padawan Learner
This is your trial by fire...it worked :)curGender[bounty hunter]
Posts: 13
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Post by ClonedOne on Sept 17, 2004 18:03:32 GMT -5
OOC: Is this an RPG? Can I join?
IC: N/A
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 17, 2004 22:38:10 GMT -5
Jandalf: (points and briefly stops dodging stun shots while beating up Faramir) LOOK, EVERYONE!! A NEW PERSON!!!!
Obi-Wan: (wakes up) I WANT PICKLES!!!
((Sure you can join...but you'll need a co-author first, O ClonedOne. Do you need directions?))
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ClonedOne
Padawan Learner
This is your trial by fire...it worked :)curGender[bounty hunter]
Posts: 13
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Post by ClonedOne on Sept 18, 2004 0:03:02 GMT -5
OOC: Dude! Co-author... no, I don't need directions, I noticed the board a while back. ; ) Though I believe you've stolen my character, Jandalf...
IC: Still N/A
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 18, 2004 0:48:42 GMT -5
Sky Captain Vanacoriel here! Do you read? I think we should all join the resistance against Faramir and those fireworks! Over.
Merry: I don't think we should of taken her to see that movie Pip.
Pippin: Me either, it will be along time till she returns to earth.
Vana: Merry do you read? I am hungry. Over.
Merry: Sky Captain Van this is Merry I read you loud and clear. Food will have to wait, besides thats your job. Pip and I are joining the resistance! Over.
Van: This is Sky Captain! Faramir you won't know what hit you. *throws a roll of duct tape*
Pippin: *pretends to fly a plane* VrOOOM! ZOOM! *makes machine gun noises* Merry! This is Fun!
Lard: *rolls eyes* joy. a group of hungry hobbits, in invisable air planes! Iam so frightened
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 18, 2004 22:19:32 GMT -5
Everyone: Hi new person!
Maeg: FARAMIR MELVIN OF GONDOR!
Faramir: Gah! Not my full name! How dare you use my full name? Maeg: How dare you plot against all of us! Stop being evil to my friends! And to Figwit.
Fig: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?! *Everyone ignores him, as per usual.*
Far: Thanks for the assist, Lard. Jandalf would have killed me if you didn't decide to join me in my evilness... I mean, non-evilness-that-is-sort-of-aimed-at-people-who-annoy-me.
Maeg: HA! There is no way we're going to let you and Lard join forces for evilness. Or whatever you just called it.
Far: Non-evilness-that-is-sort-- Maeg: Yes, yes. Now, let's try to sort this out before Sky Captain Vanacoriel and her Hobbits for Hire find out a way to cause serious damage.
Far: To who? Me or the hobbits?
Maeg: I'll bet this is all about Boromir, isn't it? This deep-seated anger must be a result of your terrible childhood, isn't it?
Far: *sniff sniff* You had to bring that up, didn't you?
Maeg: Maybe we should have a serious talk about this.
Far: When? My cartoon show is on in fifteen minutes.
Maeg: Prefferably before Jandalf wakes up and beats you to a pulp. On second thought, that might be amusing...
Far: I HAVE A PSYCHO FOR A CO-AUTHOR!
Maeg: Funny, I was about to say the same thing... Anyone out there a psychiatrist? Maybe we can help Faramir to help himself...
Far: Lard, any ideas? Because I have a really bad feeling about this.. *Edges away from Jandalf. Finds himself wedged between unconcious Jandalf and the semi-menacing "resistance."* I hope I have insurance. *gets hit in the head by Van's duct tape* OW! Stupid tape of ducts!
Fig: (Over by Obi-wan)HEY! Where'd Jandalf get tranquilizer darts? Why don't I have tranquilizer darts? I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!
Maeg: Ugh... (tranqs Figwit)
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