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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on May 23, 2004 21:07:19 GMT -5
Adrienne: This is is where the co-authors get to voice their opinions and talk about the injustice of their masters... Gollum: Yes, precious! So go away! Adrienne: But! Gollum: Go! Adrienne: Fine! *mutter mutter* Gollum: *evil laugh* Yesss, only the co-authors can frequent here. Adrienne: Oh yah! Gollum: Yah!! Adrienne: Ya!!! Gollum: Ya!!!! Adrienne: Hmpf. Gollum: Hee hee, yessss, precious! Have fun... (Oh, and if you don't have a co-author, Adrienne is gonna make a thread for "acquiring" one in the "Conspiracies, ideas and whatnot" board.)
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Post by Master Warious on May 30, 2004 20:02:07 GMT -5
Haldir: shhhhh. I just snuk on to see what this one was about. Warious didn't want me getting ideas.
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Post by Trinity on May 30, 2004 20:12:22 GMT -5
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Post by Tiana, eh? on May 30, 2004 22:11:11 GMT -5
Anakin: Am I SAFE?? Yeah.. if you want a co-author... there's a link to get one in the Rules board... am I safe from Eowyn here?
Eowyn: NO!! THAT'S EOWYN SKYWALKER!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!!!! I AM NOT YOUR CO-AUTHOR... I AM YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!
Anakin: Save me... PLEASE!!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!
*Door slams on Eowyn, saying 'intruder'*
Eowyn: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME THAT EASly................
Anakin: Whew... I think...
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Post by Trinity on May 31, 2004 19:36:43 GMT -5
This is Agent Vader speaking, er, typing. Trinity is off practicing her driving skills in the church parking lot, God save us all. I don't know who I fear more for, her or the other unfortunate people who are stuck on the road with her. I am here to CONSPIRE!!! And to weild the smileys more freely... :wedge: :haldir: Hmm, I am trying to find a way to get back at her for hiding all my Pepsi AGAIN. I already stole her Gummi bears, demented little creatures they are. Hmm, this involves serious thinking... i guess i could - HEY, I AM TYPING RIGHT NOW!!! GIVE IT BACK!! *sounds of fight and very un PG words heard, all from Agent Vader, may I point out* Trinity: Jeez, I leave for an hour and he is already on here conspiring against me!!! And may I point our that the parking lot was EMPTY!!! You will NEVER find your Pepsi!!!
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jun 2, 2004 21:15:12 GMT -5
Gimli: Just cleave her head clean off her body! Darth A.: GIMLI!!!!! WHERE WERE YOU?! Hey! That's mean!!!!! You can't escape from me now. : Gota go!!!
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 2, 2004 22:44:48 GMT -5
Bob (the not-so-nameless wraith): Hmmm, I'm starting to think it might be safer with Duncariel... you people are crazy! *WitchQueen sneaks in the back door, unseen by Bob) My name is not Bob! Me: awww, rats, and I was being sneaky and everything. Soooo, you like her better than me, do you! We'll see about that! *and back out the door she goes...* Bob: Oh dear, me and my big mouth. Me: *from behind the door* You know, for a wraith, you aren't actually that scary. Bob: Well, some wraiths just aren't, OKAY!!!!!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 2, 2004 23:24:28 GMT -5
Anakin: I'M FREE!!!!!!!! :evil elf: :evil elf: :evil elf: :evil elf: :evil elf: At last, Eowyn cannot torment me!!!! Eowyn Skywalker: THAT'S EOWYN SKYWALKER YOU LITTLE CHOSEN BRAT!!!!!! Anakin: Oh great... she's tracking me... Eowyn: Oh yesssss... that little bug from the agents works quite nicely... Anakin: That thing was REAL??!! Eowyn: Yep! Anakin: *shoots Eowyn* Ha ha! Now I AM free... Eowyn: Gack... dying... ((censored)) Little green faerie: THAT WAS NOT PG!! DYE!Anakin: Look! it's BLACKMAIL!!!L.G.F: Hmmmmm... garlic...... do I dare....? Anakin: Yesss.... you will let me do non-PG things... in exchange for GARLIC!!! L.G.F: Okay. Cool! Anakin: Mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha... Eowyn Skywalker can die... -Anakin
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Post by Trinity on Jun 3, 2004 11:16:22 GMT -5
Agent Vader: I must get one of these bugs... I loose Trinity in the mall far too much... I think she does it on purpose, though...
Trinity: Hey!
Agent Vader: What are YOU doing here? This is a COAUTHOR'S conspirital corner!
Trinity: So?
Agent Vader: YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!! *hyperventilating*
Trinity: Whoa, breathe, dude, breathe...
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jun 4, 2004 10:43:45 GMT -5
Faramir: Hey, what's this place? Figwit: *silent, flares nostrils* Faramir:*sigh* Oh, right. You can't talk, can you? Figwit: *silent, flares nostrils* FAR: Anyway, we haven't been accepted as proper co-authors by E.S. yet, but we're coming here anyway because Maeg is seriously frightening me. Her and those crazy glasses. I mean, come on! What kind of elf wears glasses, for crying out loud? FIG:*looks embarrassed* FAR: Oh no. Not you too? FIG:*takes coke-bottle lenses out of pocket and puts them on. Takes out a chalkboard* FIG: *Writes* I AM A PROUD Middle-earthian Agents OF THE SOCIETY FOR NEARSIGHTED EVLES FAR: "Evles?" FIG:*erases* ELVES. FAR: Great, I've got a mute dyslexic blind elf and a crazed woman as co-authors. ME: I am not crazed! Okay, maybe I am! But that doesn't stop me! No one can stop me, NO ONE!!! FAR: What are you doing here? ME: Just came to check up on my widdle Fara-buddie. *pinches his cheek* FAR: GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!! ME: Who's gonna make me? FAR: Me! ME: You and what army? FAR: me and THIS army! ME: You have an army!?! How come I don't have an army?! *legolas army drags her away* ME: I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! *legolas army throws her out a window.*
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jun 5, 2004 20:43:16 GMT -5
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 6, 2004 16:30:48 GMT -5
I'd clone Bob, but they'd all run away whenever the battle would start. He (Bob) claims Sauron keeps calling him. Why he'd call him in the middle of the night to come sleep next to my bed, I have no idea.... Bob: First of all, my name is not Bob, and he does call me! He, erm, thought you might need protection, that's all... Me: Protection from a wraith who isn't off chasing Frodo somewhere because he's scared of Sting Bob: I am not! That little twerp can go jump off of a cliff and drown himself, for all I care. Me: Look Bob, it's Frodo! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!Me: Oh, quit your crying and go take out the trash. Bob: B-but, I'm sorta, scared of F-frodo.... Me: Not that trash, you numbscull, the one under the sink. Bob: *cough* Oh yes, of course, I knew that.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 6, 2004 20:23:32 GMT -5
This is Agent Vader.
I must get Trinity back for glueing this ridiculous HOT PINK BOW on my helmet... Nobody takes a Dark lord with a hot pink bow on his head seriously. Would you? i think not... What will they say at the next Dark lords conference? It doesn't bear thinking about...
Trinity: I would sure like to be there when you walked into the room, though... *snicker*
Agent Vader: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Trinity: Reading and typing over your shoulder. Why?
Agent Vader *pointing at pink bow*: LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME?? I look like a gift wrapped toy!!
Trinity: But pink and black are the latest color rages! I just want you to be instyle. After all, there isn't much we could have done with the rest of you...
Agent Vader: But how am I supposed to get this thing off, I ask you?!
Trinity: Oh, you can't!
Agent Vader: WHY NOT?!
Trinity: Because SUPERGLUE IS FOREVER!! MUWAHAHA!!
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jun 6, 2004 21:37:41 GMT -5
:I can cut it off for you. *misses and cuts off Vaders head*Oops.(not)
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jun 7, 2004 10:47:04 GMT -5
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 7, 2004 13:57:40 GMT -5
Bob: PDA!!!! *hides under table*
Me: If that scares you, then you should probably quit watching those late night soaps that you are so fond of. They can't get in two minutes of dialogue without making out.
Bob: *mutters* Well, if you would quit sicking the Frodo clones on me at night to keep me out of your room (and I am not scared of the dark), then I wouldn't have to watch them at all, would I!
Me: It just gets a little creepy when I hear this weird sniffing noise under my bed. I can never figure out if you're crying, or just doing weird wraithy-sniffy things.
Bob: I DO NOT CRY!
Me: You did last night, when your favorite soap character 'died'. You shouldn't worry, anyway, they always come back as a twin or something...
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Post by Trinity on Jun 7, 2004 15:31:59 GMT -5
YEEP! Death to soaps!!!
Agent Vader: Trin, what are you doing on the Coauthor's Conspirital board?
Trinity: I dunno... Ooo, breathmints...
Agent Vader: Now, Trin, this board is only for coauthors. You are not allowed on it. You should respect my rites and blah blah blah...
Trinity *gets board of lecture and throws breathmint into Agent Vader's wide open mouth*: Oh, stop whining!
Agent Vader: Hack! Cough! Choke, WHEEZE!!
Trinity: Don't worry, I know the Heimlich Manuver! *proceeds to do heimlich manuver*
Agent Vader: *gasp* I can breathe!
Trinity: Good! For a second there, I thought I was going to need a new coauthor... ACK! GET AWAY WITH THAT LIGHTSABER!! Jeez, I just SAVED HIS LIFE. You would think he would show a little bit mroe gratitude...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 9, 2004 15:13:08 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: Oh, thank the Force...I thought there was nowhere to hide. It's good to get away for a little while... (sees Bob) Erk...How do you do?
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 9, 2004 17:31:52 GMT -5
See?!SEE!!!! I am scary! If wraiths could dance, I would be dancing! *wraiths can't dance, so he seems to gyrate wildly for a moment before regaining his composure*
Erm, sorry. Fine, You?
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jun 10, 2004 14:57:11 GMT -5
<--- Lookie, it's me!! FIGWIT: *writing on chalkboard* Hey, I don't have a chibi! Why don't I have a chibi!?! I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!! Far: Uhn... yeah... That's because nobody likes you. Fig: *bares teeth, attacks Far* Far: Whuh oh!
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