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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Dec 28, 2004 20:31:19 GMT -5
Diddn't you already dye? *imatates big bad guy* "You only Dye twice, Madam Jandalf".
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Kira Geneva
Agent of Gondor
Rhapsody in Pink....
Posts: 104
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Post by Kira Geneva on Jan 2, 2005 15:21:57 GMT -5
Destroy garlic!
*takes out Sting*
*Touches soil, sends magic wave of electricity to turn garlic into a crisp all over all the world including Middle Earth...*
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Post by Vanacoriel on Jan 2, 2005 18:08:28 GMT -5
*gets electrocuted*
WHAT WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT FORRRR!?
*sizzles into dust*
Oh I'm back. FOR I AM ONE OF THE UN DEAD! HAHAH! *coughs* hahha....oh forget about it.
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Kira Geneva
Agent of Gondor
Rhapsody in Pink....
Posts: 104
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Post by Kira Geneva on Jan 3, 2005 11:54:55 GMT -5
Oops! Not to worry! At least your eyeballs are still intact!
**Sword has no effect on elves**
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jan 3, 2005 19:59:39 GMT -5
The world is changed...I smell it in the air...
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
(abruptly leaves for the vacation planet of Bermuda 5)
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Jan 4, 2005 20:42:37 GMT -5
Wait! Youre suppesed to be dead! *Jack Sparrow walks inot scene* "Am I not?" *Jack looks at him self to see if he has any patches of dye while Echo holds a Lightsabre to his throat.* "Pululuur.... Panting, Parking, Purple, Parsnip, People, P! It starts with a P!" How about you help me get some cash? "Eh?" I hold you for ransom and the pay me to set you free, and we'll go halvsies? "Let's do it!" Al right! Members of MEI, you msut give me the lightsabre of Doom and a whole load of plot bunnies! If you don't, I'll kill him! "That's not in the job description!" You have two days! (Evil Laugh!) "Why'd you yell 'evil laugh?'" Beacuse typing an evil laugh is much harder than just typing 'evil laugh'. "You lost me." Shut up. TWO DAYS!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Jan 4, 2005 21:12:54 GMT -5
Wait... does this sword have effect on Vampires, Werewolves, Hobbits? Riders of Rohan? Pirates? Speaking of pirates what do you think you are doing Echo? HMM? Thats what I thought, your about to let Jack go and your about to get me a coffee. or maybe a Orange Mocha Frappachino! *dances then points to door* GO. Or forever be at war with the almighty Vanacoriel, Vampire Hobbit of the Shire, Sky Captain Napoleon of the Tooks! BEWARE!!
*cough* erm.... yes.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jan 5, 2005 11:41:03 GMT -5
JAAAAACK!! Wait... He owes me money... FREE JACK OR I WILL... *looks around* I will... DISEMBOWEL FIGWIT!!!
Fig: WHAT?!
Far: Oh, come on. Like anybody cares about Figwit.
Maeg: Oh. *gets distracted by Zuko's sword which incidentally has no effect on her. She prods it with a finger.* This is actually quite amusing.
Figwit: *Tries to tiptoe away.*
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Jan 5, 2005 20:26:27 GMT -5
Um, NO COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOOOOOORRRRR YOUUUUUU!!!!
*Eisley dramatically takes over keyboard* Echo: Hey you can't do that!!
Eisley: Oh really?? I'M the one doing the typing Sith Spawn!!
Echo: Aw SithSpit!
*Eisley pushes Echo out of the way and jumps on Figwit* I CARE ABOUT YOU DARLING!! Come with me you and we will live happily ever after on Starbucks Chai and Chocolate Biscotti *Throws Chai at Van* Give her coffe and she won't attack us. *Runs off with Figwit leaving a crumpled Echo on the floor*
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TheOneRing
Padawan Learner
A secret now that only flame can tell.
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Post by TheOneRing on Jan 11, 2005 21:21:01 GMT -5
guess no one cares about Jack.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jan 13, 2005 11:51:03 GMT -5
Maeg: FIIIIIIGWIIIIIIIIIT!!! I HAVE LOST YOU!!!
Far; Look on the bright side. you still have me.
Maeg: *stares*
*Silence*
Maeg: I WANT FIGWIT! *throws garlic bread at Far*
MEANWHILE>>>>>
Figwit: Yay! Chai!
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Post by Thorongil on Jan 13, 2005 11:55:46 GMT -5
What are you guys up to now, eh? You want me to dye your hair too?
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jan 13, 2005 14:27:25 GMT -5
Maeg: Look! Thorongil the Shoveler has returned from the dead as Thorongil the Blue! It's a miracle!
Far: He was dead?
Maeg: How else is he supposed to come back in a new color. Jees, that's how Gandalf did it!
Far; Yeah. But Thor's not a wizard.
Maeg: So?
Figwit: CHAI!
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Post by Eisley the Mildly Insane on Jan 13, 2005 20:59:55 GMT -5
*Eisley huggles FIGWIT and feeds him more Chai* "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah" She grins at Meag and throws pink-dye-filled-balloons at Thor
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jan 14, 2005 11:40:43 GMT -5
Maeg: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGWIIIIIIIIIIIITTT!!!! RETURN TO THE DARKNESS!
Fig: But Eisley has Chai! And biscotti!
Maeg: But I have a large pointy stick which I shall use to IMPALE you with if you don't come back!!
Fig: Why would I want to go back to a crazed elf woman weilding a pointed stick?
Far: He's got a point, Maeg.
Maeg: *fumes*
Fig: *Throws biscotti*
Far: OW! Those things are hard!
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Post by Thorongil on Jan 15, 2005 5:05:27 GMT -5
Who says I'm not a wizard? Gandy, I'm a wizard, right? : Yes, one of the Blue Wizards of course. Thor: See? There you have it.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Jan 15, 2005 22:27:34 GMT -5
Thorongils a wizard!? A WIZARD!? Oh my. I have a new found respect for you Thor. I mean coming back from the dead and being BLUE is amazing!! So do all blue wizards wield shovels?
Merry: Only the crazy ones
Pippin: *whispers* Thor is DEFINATLY a crazy one. DEFINATLY
Merry: You yelled definatly a few to many times. and to loud *rolls eyes*
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Post by Thorongil on Jan 16, 2005 5:19:13 GMT -5
It's my staff in disguise. Why do you think I want it for myself?
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jan 17, 2005 0:55:14 GMT -5
Far and Maeg: *crowd around Thor and his shovel* Ooooooooohh... Maeg: Nice color scheme you've got going now, Thor. Red belt, blue hair, silvery shovel, one black wing... very nice. Far: Maeg, Thor's already told you that he doesn't look like Sephiroth. That means no black wing. Maeg: Well, I'm telling him that he looks like Sephiroth. Whether he actually does or not is completely up to him. But in my little world, Thorongil is a blue-haired, red-belted Sephiroth look-alike hunched over a tiny computer keyboard with a shovel at his side. Only now he's wearing a big blue wizard hat, too. Far: Oooooh dear. Figwit: CHAI! --we have way too much fun-- :maeggaladiel:
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Post by Eisley the Mildly Insane on Jan 17, 2005 20:37:09 GMT -5
*A small yellowish dog suddenly attacks FIGWIT*
FIGWIT:GET IT OFF OF ME!!!!! *Runs around kicking at the small animal.*
Eisley : Com here Ouiser, here girl.
FIGWIT : It's a girl?? *Decides life with Maeg would be better than Chai and a viscious attack dog*
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