The Hobbits who Don't Do Anything

[Lady Maeggaladiel]

Eowyn Skywalker asked me to post this a loooong time ago. Bad, bad me!!
NOTE- Words with apostrophes are pronounced differently to fit in the rhythm of the poem. EX- Mor'ia is pronounced Morya, Lor'ien is Loryen, Riv'ndell is pronounced Rivndell. Poetic license is fun.

THE HOBBITS WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING
(Three hobbits. To "The Pirates who don't do Anything")
Hobbits- (CHORUS)
We are the hobbits,
Who don't do anything!
We stay in our holes,
And lie around!
And if you ask us,
To do anything,
We'll tell you....

H #1- We don't do anything.
Weeelll, I've never been to Mor'ia
And I've never been to Riv'ndell.
And I've never run from Nasgul
Cuz' I don't leave home at all.

And I've never been to Lor'ien,
And I've never been to Rohan,
And I've never been to Mordor in the faaalll!

All- CHORUS

H#2- We don't do anything!
Weeeellll, I've never fought a balrog,
And I've never fought an Uruk
And I never lunge or parry
Cuz I never fight at all!

And I've never fought a Nasgul,
And I've never fought a goblin
And I've never been to Mordor in the fall!

All- Chorus

H#3- We don't do anything!
Weeeeeellll, I've never kissed a steward,
And I don't know how to disco,
And I've never eaten mustard with a barrow wight named Paul

And I've never crossed the border,
And I don't look good in spandex,
And I've never been to Mordor in the Faaall!

H1- Huh? What do disco and mustard have to do with being a hobbit?
H2- Yeah! I thought we were supposed to sing about hobbity things!
H3- Oh!
H1- And that spandex thing is just plain weird! Am I right? What do you think?
H2- I think you look like E.L.Fudge.
H1- Huh? No I don't.
H2- Do too.
H1- Nuh uh!
H2- Yes!
H1- That's it! I'm callin' the Shiriff!
H2- Yes sir, EL Fudge!!
H1- Grrr!
H2- Yipe!

H3- Weeeellll Iiiii've...
Never licked a monkey,
And I've never bathed in lembas,
And I've never seen an Oliphaunt
Play golf without a ball!

And I've never poked an Uruk,
And I've never hugged a warg...

H1- You just don't get it.

ALL- And we've never been to Mordor in the faaaaaallll!


Okay, that was random and possibly stupid... Oh well.
~Maeggaladiel

[Tiana, eh?]

When did I ask you to post this? I... don't... recall. Ah well, no matter, it's still a great addition to our collection of insanity!!!! (PS: Create a review link in the review board, so that you can link your fanfictions to there... thanks.)

And it was very funny, and worth the reading... I MUST make Denal read this!!!! She'll love it!!!

-Eowyn Skywalker

[Lady Maeggaladiel]

Okay, I've created a place to yell at my horrid writing. It's in the review section. I have no clue how to make a little linkydoo, so you'll have to find it manually. Think of it like a treasure hunt!

And I had this posted in Silly Songs With Merry (And Pippin) on the Barrow Downs a few months ago, and you asked me to post it for you, Eowyn Skywalker. I hope you don't mind.

~Maeg

[Tiana, eh?]

Of COURSE I don't mind!!! Jeez, people act like I'm going to kill them if they dare post fanfiction, but THAT'S why the FANFICTION boards are THERE!!!!!!!!! Jeez... sigh.

Plus, it's a great fanfiction anyhow.

To link it, you'll have to copy the URL into here, and post it like this. [UR L=***put the review link URL here***]Review me here or whatever text you want[/U RL] Remove the spaces.

-Eowyn Skywalker :eowynskywalker:

[Ali Blue]

hahaha that was soooo funny...