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Post by Tiana, eh? on Mar 27, 2004 18:56:12 GMT -5
Hey, welcome to the REAL Imladris. You don't thinnk Tolkien was going to tell us what really goes on, do you...
Feel free to OOC, and AU all you want... lightsabers are welcomed... Celebrian is back... she will be posting... I'll make sure of that.
I'm a Padawan here too... I'm not saying anything else about me... but I am not going to be Elrond again.
Have fun, be random, pull Sith into the story... eat a few Red Pills... who cares?
Welcome to the randomness, Mr. Anderson...
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Mar 29, 2004 13:12:33 GMT -5
OOC: NORA LIM, SHADOWFAX! ;D
Too bad there aren't more people here...so where do we start?
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Mar 30, 2004 0:28:46 GMT -5
OOC: ...sigh... Master, I'll force Celebrian to make a start, and that will work... heh. She might be able to give us a good head start. If she won't, then just write like the beginning of a Middle-earth story that's weird, humor, whatever... and we can go from there. Anyone is free to start it though...
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Post by Celebrian on Mar 30, 2004 2:44:40 GMT -5
Alright, alright, Eowyn!!! Please lower your lightsaber, or you might hurt somethin', or someone!! Ok, where to begin.
Well, perhaps, we need to tell the real story of how the hobbits ended up at Imladris.
It all started at Bilbo's birthday party. The morning of September 22 was simply beautiful. The clouds had departed from the previous day, and so had the anxiety. Everyone was working hard at last minute details to ensure everything went smoothly.
Bilbo greeted each guest as they arrived and gave them each a gift as was customery in the hobbit traditions. Merry and Pippin arrived precisely when they intended to, give or take 152763 nanoseconds.
Pippin said, "Hello, Uncle Bilbo, or perhaps, I should I say good day, after all it is a fine day for a party, with lots of food and pints and all! Or perhaps I should just say happy birthday. Anyways, thanks for the gift. We have a little surprise for you, too."
Merry elbowed Pippin. "Not yet, Pip!!" He turned to Bilbo. "Happy birthday, Uncle Bilbo. We will see you later." They hastily ran off.
Bilbo's eyes followed them. He may have been 111, but he still could sense mischievousness. "I hope Gandalf gets here soon! I have a bad feeling about this!"
(OOC: I know this is Shire biz, but we all know that the elves kept to themselves, even at Imladris...but all things change. I can feel it in the earth... I can feel it in the water.. oh... oops! I guess I think too much like my mom, Galadriel!)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Mar 30, 2004 3:00:10 GMT -5
At the same time... in Imladris...
Shadowfax ran through, and crushed Narsil... she had a very orange blob sitting on her...
Tiana, the Padawan... rather crazy Padawan... was attempting to steal Elrond's ring...
Elrond was attempting to steal Luke's lightsaber back.
But, of course, none of that was important.
Suddenly, there was a sound that was faintly like 152763 people saying kavaam... and everyone at Bilbo's party appeared in Imladris...
At the same time... in the shire... well, fine, it was earlier...
Bilbo put on the ring, and Gandalf did a flash of light to effect his disappearing. But too later did he realize that he had done the wrong spell... and... you guessed it... they appeared in Rivendell.
"Oops," said Gandalf.
"Hi!" said Tiana.
"Ouch," said Frodo. "Bilbo, you are sitting on me!"
"Oops. Sorry, Frodo, my boy."
"Want some garlic?" asked Tiana, waving around the infamous garlic that appears in everything I write now...
Gandalf died.
Celebrian appeared with her laser gun, and shot all the orcs in sight... which was, to be precice: none.
Gandalf came back to life as Gandalf the red with purple and green stripes.
Gandalf died again.
Anakin nervously planted more garlic.
Bilbo looked around, and decided to go and marry Arwen.
Aragorn wasn't happy.
Captain Jack Sparrow decided that it was the opportune moment, and took the One Ring, and became powerful.
Frodo ate some lembas.
Elrond had a fit.
Frodo IMed some garlic back to Merry and Pippin along with a death threat.
Frodo realized that Merry and Pippin were standing behind him.
Agent Smith died.
Jandalf sighed.
Tiana chewed some Arsinic and Garlic flavored gum, until she realized what it was made of.
Elrond composed himself, then realized what was happening, and fainted.
Tiana groaned, and put the garlic away. "Welocme to Rivendell?" she asked.
(OOC: Celebrian... *warning, no acting like your mother... okay, fine, you can.*. Okay, to all. I'm not normally going to write this many characters. You can become whoever you'd like. I'm Tiana though, and Celebrian will be Celebrian. Remember that. Though you can use other characters if you'd like...)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Mar 30, 2004 3:04:26 GMT -5
And, of course... the intro...
In a galaxy far, far away... there was an evil ring of power and of doom. Of course, this wasn't the point...
A hobbit had a birthday party, and then Gandalf teleported them to Imladris... and not purposefully either.
Now, these hobbits never traveled... well... not normally. But this was no ordinary tale either... because, you see... in another galaxy far, far away, there were Jedi.
And these Jedi were serious and annoyingly normal... well... not all the time.
Now... the two worlds met... and the Jedi and Elves met face to face... even though they probably didn't know it at the time... because they were all to busy wreaking havoc thoughout the lands of Middle-earth... #nosmileys
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Apr 19, 2004 21:31:15 GMT -5
Now, of course, for Jedi and Elves to meet face to face, they have to be standing not too far away from each other, which is difficult for these two different peoples most of the time, since they have this tendency to live in two different galaxies. However, today was different. Obi-Wan exited the turbolift only to confront a line of strange-looking folk that were on average taller than he was, with pointed ears.
He stared up at them.
They stared back down menacingly.
"What took you so long?" complained one.
"What?" Obi-Wan glanced back from whence he had came, and saw the door had turned into wood, with a small crescent moon carved into it. "Oh... um... I'm finished now... I suppose..." Confused, he moved to the side as the first Elf in line made a dash for the rustic latrine.
Jandalf suddenly rushed out of a nearby building. "What took you so long?"
Thoroughly confused, Obi-Wan stood there, blinking.
Jandalf looked over to the impatient line of Elves by the outhouse. "Oh...sorry. I need to brush up on my kavamming skills."
"Um?"
"Yes?"
"...Where am I?"
Jandalf the Orange grinned. "Welcome to...IMLADRIS."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Apr 19, 2004 21:42:08 GMT -5
Tiana waved around garlic happily. "Hi, master Obi-Wan, and E-Master!" she squealed. "You want some garlic?"
Celebrian looked at her very warningly. "Don't even think it."
Tiana sniffed, realized what she had just done, and fainted. "Akk..." *Thud* *Kavaam* *159951* *conspiracy*
"1+5 4 (0|\|5P1|24('/," said Tiana through telepathy, as she was unconscious, and wanted everyone to know what she was thinking. Even though she was being very random about it anyhow. "\/\/|-|3|23'5 4|\|4|<1|\|?"
She then decided that it was uncool to remain fainted for the entire story, and plugged her nose. After pulling out air freshener, she continued: "For I much desired to speak with him."
After determaning that no one else understood telepathy crossed with |33+-- besides her master, that is-- Tiana spoke again in English. "Where is Anakin, for I much desired to speak with him," she filled in. "SO, ANSWER ME!!!"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on May 29, 2004 12:07:35 GMT -5
Jandalf sighed, thus annoying her E-Padawan. "Anakin is not here yet, Tiana. And I understand l33t. And the number is NOT 159951!! IT'S 152763!!!" She thought for a moment. "Or were you making up your own number?"
Tiana was looking somewhat confused at the moment, so Jandalf turned to wave at Celebrian. "Hi! How's the garden doing?"
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Post by Celebrian on May 30, 2004 2:26:44 GMT -5
Celebrian looked over at the the bright orange clad person and squinted... then she proceeded to do a Galadriel... glow in the dark effect.. and glow in the light for that matter... "No one shall outshine me!!"
Galadriel out shone her...
Everyone went blind.
Elrond called them back to the light.
A sound drifted through the air that sounded faintly like 152763 yelling NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO MORE LIGHT.
All went deaf.
Gandalf set off fireworks.
No one could see them.
Suddenly Yoda popped in... thwacked them up side the head.
The elf lights went out and everyone could see again.
Haldir: "Did you know you breathe so loud I could have shot you in the dark?"
No one answered.
"Hear, they cannot, but see, they can," said the obvious choice.
Yoda stared at Galadriel. She stared back, then nodded.
"I feel it in the water," she replied, and everyone jumped into the river. Suddenly everyone could hear.
"Curse there filthy feet," mumbled Haldir.
Celebrian glared at him.
Suddenly Celebrian rememb3red her manners and turned to Jandalf.
"What garden?... oh that reminds me, I must pick from my orchard... yes, of course, I must have an orange. Would you like one? Welcome to ummm... Imladris!"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 4, 2004 20:42:43 GMT -5
"Thanks!" replied Jandalf, thinking it was a good thing she had had the foresight to close her eyes at the blinding flash, and was able to read lips. "I'd love to have an orange. Are they mandarin oranges?"
Obi-Wan stumbled over a rock blindly. "Whoa..."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 7, 2004 20:54:36 GMT -5
Tiana looked around, and proceeded to scream loudly. "WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Or, more exactly, "WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!" If you get my meaning.
The insane Padawan then proceeded to pull out garlic, and wave it around evily. "Mwha-ha-ha-ha," Tiana stated, and proceeded to hug Anakin. He tried to pull out his lightsaber, and Tiana glared at him. "What, I'm being NICE"! she shouted.
"Oh..." said Anakin. "Ummm... right. *save me*"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 15, 2004 12:21:39 GMT -5
Jandalf jumped up on a statue, seating herself on its shoulders, and tried to reach for one of the mandarin oranges that hung tantalizingly just out of her reach.
"Errrrrrkkk...must...reach...orange..." She strained, slipped, fell off the statue, and landed in a heap on the ground.
"Owie."
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 2, 2004 7:32:53 GMT -5
Katie suddenly came bouncing into Imladris on a spacehopper, looking panicked. "Watch out!!!" she cried, "Mary-Sues!! Hundreds of them!!! They're heading this way!! We need to get all the hot characters out of sight!!!"
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jan 3, 2005 21:37:41 GMT -5
Duncariel, who had been happily sitting in a random corner fingering her colorless lightsaber, suddenly jumped up and shouted.
"NO!"
Without further ado, she ran out of the garden, and grabbed the Witch King.
"HE'S MINE!! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!"
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 4, 2005 20:05:34 GMT -5
Katie was so surprised at this that she actually fell off her space hopper. "Uh..." she said nervously, "I think it's more Aragorn, Legolas and Frodo we need to worry about... not that, uh, the Witch King doesn't have his charms," she added quickly, seeing him glare at her.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Apr 14, 2005 13:54:29 GMT -5
The Elf looked at Katie skeptically, then nodded, a slow grin spreading across her face. "Protect Aragorn and Leggy, but they can have Frodo."
Another Wraith appeared at her side, and, happening to be encumbered by a mortal fear of the tiny hobbit, announced in a shaky voice, "Hear, hear!"
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