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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Nov 25, 2004 15:14:22 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: Mooooo.
Jandalf: AHHHHHHHHH!!! COW!! COW!!!!
Anna-Maria: Still impossible. He's not female, and cows are--
Jandalf: DON'T CARE!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Nov 25, 2004 18:37:55 GMT -5
Tiana: And Obi-Wan couldn't 'have a cow' either, because Jandalf is the female, and he's male, and they're both human. Now, considering that they are a marryed couple, if they were busy enough, they could have kids, but...
Anakin: *slaps her*
Tiana: Heeeeeeeeeeyyyy!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Nov 25, 2004 20:47:33 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: (turns beet-red)
Anna-Maria: (dissolves into laughter)
Jandalf: (pushes away microphone) No comment.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Nov 25, 2004 23:39:54 GMT -5
Mercenary Ent: *steps on the P.G. Faerie who is screaming about... well... things not being PG*
Anakin: TIANA ELASS-SKYWALKER!
Tiana: Actually, that's Tiana Calthye Skywalker...
Anakin: *confused*
Tiana: *grins evilly* So, Master, there is a reason to your slightly... erm... larger robes of late?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Nov 26, 2004 10:53:19 GMT -5
Anna-Maria: (still helplessly laughing)
Jandalf: THAT DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN, PADAWAN!! IT'S JUST RPG MATERIAL!!
Obi-Wan: I can't believe this...I...I... Oh, is that a door, right there? (leaves, face still beet-red)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Nov 26, 2004 14:32:15 GMT -5
Anakin: *slaps Tiana* Master... Master... she didn't mean it, you know... *chases Obi-Wan down*
Tiana: *finally gives in and starts laughing histarically, no matter that she just got slapped* RPG... yeah... right... and we aren't in character on this site, Master? *laughing more* Wow... I feel... like myself again... *choking on her laughter* And you are that certain it didn't happen?
N2: Tiana is hystarical at the moment. Sigh. Not again.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Nov 26, 2004 21:33:49 GMT -5
Jandalf: (mutters under her breath about nosy Padawans)
Obi-Wan: (is tackled by Anakin outside)
Anna-Maria: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! (slaps Cap'n Sparrow for good measure) AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Nov 27, 2004 0:20:09 GMT -5
Anakin: Oops... sorry, Master.
Tiana: *to Jandalf's muttering* IT IS TRUE THEN! IT IS! MWHAHA! *laughs more* I'm not a nosy Padawan, HONEST! *pulls out mirror* Nope, no big noses.... whaaaaaat?
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Post by Snake Lady on Nov 27, 2004 0:37:31 GMT -5
Aragorn: Where for art thou my Arwen? for arwen shall be... free?? huh
SnakeLady: where for art thou my tail.. for my tail wishes to be free but is sadly my backside
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Post by Vanacoriel on Nov 27, 2004 1:40:49 GMT -5
Vanacoriel: *stops hitting merry with carrot to look up* I'm so confused. Why is Jandalf wearing larger robes? has she gotten taller! that's horrible! *cowers for a moment then merry takes the carrot and eats it* HEY!
Merry: hhmmhm ih wwashlkm *swallows* hungry.
Vanacoriel: rihgt... i didn't catch any of that. well erm... moving on. Snake, What would you do if i liberated your tail? heh heh
Pippin: Define Liberated Van.
Vanacoriel: Freed it and left it to die in the wild.
Pippin: she's flip out and rip you to shreds.
Van: sounds good.
Lard: WHAT! YOU NEVER LET ME RIP YOU TO PIECES!!
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Post by Snake Lady on Nov 27, 2004 1:52:18 GMT -5
snake lady: pippin your a smart one that exactly what id do... with a little field hockey stick in there but yah...
then id grow back another
aragorn: i would never let any one cut your tail off and i will protect you
snakelad: i love you more than i can express on this board aragorn.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Dec 1, 2004 0:28:15 GMT -5
Tiana: THIS BOARD IS PG!
Anakin: *returns from tackling his Master* You sound like the P.G. Faerie, Tiana.
Tiana: *smiles sweetly at him* I love you too, dear.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Dec 1, 2004 20:45:05 GMT -5
Jandalf: Egads.
Obi-Wan: Egads?
Jandalf: (affirms) Egads.
Anna-Maria: (tries to catch the spirit) Egads.
Jandalf: No, no, no, no, no. Like this: Egads.
Anna-Maria: Egads?
Obi-Wan: Egads.
Jandalf: Minions of Xendor.
Minions of Xendor: WEEE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WEEE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WEEE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAAAAPPY NEWWWWW YEAAARRRRRRRRR!!!
Anna-Maria: ...Egads.
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Post by Snake Lady on Dec 2, 2004 19:25:39 GMT -5
Snake: I met an Aussie named Edgar
Aragorn: too cool just say it in an aussie accent
Snake: Edgar
Aragorn: Egads
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Post by Snake Lady on Dec 4, 2004 1:03:44 GMT -5
SnakeLady: when sailing one day... i saw a line.. and tried to follow the line.. but that line... that long long longlonglong line... was the horizon.. and i soon went too far from the shore and came across an island. the island was called "Swuce Puce Tak-wen- ace" when i came across this island there was a strange light coming from the top of the tallest tree..
do people want me to continue??
Aragorn: [waits patiently]
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Dec 4, 2004 18:58:49 GMT -5
Tiana: I'm trying to find Jandalf a chameleon for Christmas, but it's really hard to find stuffed chameleons...
Anakin: Sigh...
Tiana: No, really, I am!
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Dec 13, 2004 20:21:21 GMT -5
There's one at Wall Drug.... 'cept tha's quite far from where you be at the moment... in the middle o the States.... heh.
Bob: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo... Whooooo lives in a pineapple under the Seeeeeaaaaa!!!!!
Dun: Alll right, that's enough of that....
Bob: Sponge Bob SQUARE PANTS!!!!!
Dun: Honestly, I don't have an honest clue about....
Bob: Hehehehe.... *snicker*
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Dec 15, 2004 1:35:28 GMT -5
Tiana: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SPONGE BOB!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIIIIEEEEE!!!!!
Anakin: *has to physically restrain Tiana, who is now fuming from all pores of her body, red faced with anger, and bordering the Darkside* TIANA! NO! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Tiana: *angerly* I AM! I'M THINKING OF HOW CORRUPTED THEY BECOME AT WATCHING THAT EVIL BEYOND MENTION DEMENTED SPONGE!
Anakin: Ummm... JANDALF, YOU'D BETTER GET BACK BEFORE TIANA GETS TOO OUT OF CONTROL!
Tiana: Out of control? OUT OF CONTROL?! MUST KILL SPONGE BOB!!!!! MUST!
Anakin: *is growing quite worried now*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Dec 19, 2004 13:29:55 GMT -5
Jandalf: The Wall Drug store? Isn't that in one of the Dakota states? With the Badlands and stuff? Oh, umm....excuse me, I think there's a crisis going on... (hurries up to Anakin) What's going on here, anyway?
Minions of Xendor: WHOOOOOOO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA??
Jandalf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! EVIL!! EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!
Obi-Wan: I don't think that helped the situation much, Anakin...
Jandalf: KILL SPONGEBOB!! MUST [glow=red,9,300]KILL!! DESTROY!!![/glow]
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Dec 19, 2004 16:44:52 GMT -5
Tiana: YES! SHE AGREES! EVIL! DESTORY! DOOM! CONSPIRACY! KILL SPONGE! MUST! HE WARPS YOUR CHILDERN'S MINDS![/color]
Anakin: Uh... sorry, Master.
Tiana: DYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! JINGLE BELLS, VADER SMELLS, PALPY'S GONNA DIE! ANAKIN'S GONNA BE FRENCH TOAST AND LUKE'S A WHINY BRAT!
Anakin: Help.
Tiana: Kill SpongeBob!
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