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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Nov 13, 2004 14:15:13 GMT -5
Okay, it was started in the Cake Wars thread and now it has a home. We will now all start at the beginning of LotR and go though it in opera!
(As a random note by Eowyn: An 'And then' means you write a paragraph or more... preferred that it's the OR MORE... and then you end it with and then... (heehee). It's like an RPG, but since it's parodying LotR, we'll be doing all characters with it altered to opera. So it's a fanfic... and I thought the and then style fit. Heh.
No, it doesn't belong in the fanfic section because NO ONE EVER POSTS IN THERE ANYWAY EVEN IF THEY DO READ THEM SOMETIMES. And it's not REALLY an RPG... and I'M THE ADMIN, SO WHAT I SAY GOES! NO QUESTIONS ASKED! Heeheeheeheehee. Don't listen to me, I'm hyper. AND NOT A PUNK! Heh. DON'T ask.)
Woah! It's okay... Want me to book you with my psycologist? Hee hee...
Anyways...
The Lord of the Rings: In Opera.
As written by Adrienne Gollumeyes; Empress of MEI, and Eowyn Skywalker, Padawan of Jandalf, and Lady of MEI, speak friend and enter.
Chapter one, and then you may carry on, whomever is out there that operaizes!!![/color]
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Nov 13, 2004 14:55:00 GMT -5
//I guess we got a bit carried away in the Cake Wars section, huh? This is a great idea!//
*SCENE IS DARK*
Voice: This laaaand has chaaaanged! I feeel it in the waaater...
Random voices: Splish splash..
Voice: I Feel it in the eaaaarth...
R.V.: There're worms there!
Voice: I smelll it in the aaaaair!
R.V: Oh, we thought that was Gollum's fiish breaaaath!
Voice: Much that waaass has been looooost...
RV: Did you check under your beeed?
Voice: And none now liiiiiive who reeemmeeember it!
RV: What she's saying is that noooobody remembers the stooooory that she's tellling you right noooow!
Voice: *stops singing* Okay you guys, beat it!
RV: We cannot leeeaaave!
Voice: Why not? You're really annoying.
RV: Union rules.
Voice: Curses.
And then...
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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Nov 13, 2004 14:57:23 GMT -5
Prologue, aka Chapter 1, or whatever you wanna call it
Galadriel: *is bouncing up and down screaming* Oh, precious!! I just can't wait for you to come! I just wait for you to come! Oh, are we on how's my hair??
*clears throat* The wooooooooooorld isssssssssssssssssssssssssss Chaaaaaaaaaangeddddd....
Nearby crystal window: *shatters*
Random elves: Iiiiiiiiiii aaaaaaaaaammmaaaaaaaaaar prestar aeeeen!!
Galadriel: I I I I I I I Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! I feeeeeeel itttttttt innnn the Waaaaaterrrr!
Random humans: She feels it in the waterrrrrrrrrrrr...
Random elves: Hannnn.... Solllllooooooo...
Leia: *appears in a puff of orange smoke* HAN MY LOVE, YOU NEED TO BE IN MY OPERA... wait... where is that nerf herder... *is thrown out by Balrog* I WANT HAN...*THUD*
Building: *shakes*
Random elves: maaaaaaaaaaaaaathonnnnnn neeeeeeeee nnnneen!
Orc chorus line: She feels it in the water, the water, the water, the water, hmmmmmmmm.... OOooommmmm....
Random Yoda Clones: In the water, she feels it she DOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Random window: *shatters into a million gazillion tiny pieces*
Galadriel: I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
Random window: *miraculously stays intact*
Galadriel: ...iin theeeeee EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAARTH!!!
Random window: *no longer is intact*
Random behind-scene workers: Okay, we need new windows!
Random humans: She feels it in the waater...
Random elves: Han maatthooooonnnnnnn ne chaeeeeeeeeee!!
Orc chorus line: In the earth, in the earth, she feels it in the earth...
Yoda Clones: In the EARTH, she FEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS IIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.......... USE THE FORCE, SHE MUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: If there were any windows left to shatter, they would. Already.
Random nearby computer: *shatters instead*
Galadriel: That's... BETTEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR... *pauses in midsong* Where'd that come from, anyway?
Narrator: Um. Itwasarandomappearingobjectforthesakeofthewritersandaplotbunny.
Galadriel: Oh. Okay. *nods wisely* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII smellll it in the *deap breath* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAirrr...*gasp* How many more lines do I have to sing?-- ...rRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....
Random humans: *stare in awe at range* In the AIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR.... *they explode from the mental will power that is beyond them... aka: she went too high, and the scene surpasses PG to describe in further detail*
Random orcs: Lunch!
Lurtz: Looks like MEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTSSSSS... BACK ON THE MEEEEEEEEEENUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Galadriel: THAT SCENESSSSSSSSSS.... TOO EARLY!!!!!!!!!! ANDITWASN'TEVENYOUWHOSANGIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lurtz: *shrugs with his mouth being full*
Random elves: *are grossed out* Ummmmm... we're supposed to sing with that going on??!!
Random movie-coodinaters: Remember the paycheck!
Random elves: *bigin singing with renewed vigor* AAaaAAAAaaaAAaa HaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAN noston ned 'wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlithhhhhhhhhhh...
Legolas: *looks at contact lens nervously*
Sauron's armor props: *shatter*
Sauron: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAS HAPPPEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNED... to mine ARMORRRRRRRRRRR?! The props were FAULLLLLLLLLTYYYYYYYYYYYY, AND I shalllllllllllll DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE IN BAAAAAAAAAATTTTTLLLLLLLE NOW....
Everybody not eating/singing: *cheers*
Yoda Clones: Good food is, die he shall, make one great, wars do noooooooooooooottttttttttt make one GREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT................... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... diiiiiiiiiiie, Sauron SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL....
One Ring prop: *shatters*
Frodo: *pops in* So, is this the end?
Galadriel: *deep breath* FROOOOOOOODDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOO, THAT WAS mereeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy a... PRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!
Frodo: *poof, he disappears* Darn it.
Galadriel: Oh, it began.
Random elves: It began. It began. It began a long time ago...
Man dressed as the Death Star from another opera: A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGG TIME agooooooooooooooooooo....
Yoda Clones: *kick in* In a GALLLLLLLLAAAAAAAXY FAR, fffffffffaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr away........... it DIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD....
Confused director: How do you carry out an 'f' or a 'd' in music?
Random Person: Like TTTTTTHHHHHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS, DDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....
Galadriel: NO ONE SAAYYYYYYYYYYS THAT IN... MIDDDDDDDDDDDDLLLLLLLLLE-EAAAAAAAAAAAAARTH...
M.D.A.D.S. (man dressed as Death Star): They... DO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Galadriel: *clears throught* Aheeeemmmmm.
Itbeganwiththeforgingofthegreatrings...
Random elves: Yes it did. Yes it did. Yes it diddddddddddd!!!
Gollum: My... PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...
Galadriel: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY... ARE YOU SKIPING IMPORTANTSCENESYOUUGLYGOBLINYOU?! I said.... IT BEGANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN... WITH THE FORGING...............
Director: You've used up all the time for the prologue, Galadriel... we have to skip your scene now!
Galadriel: *laments* OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH, MY POOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SCEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... It has DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...
Director's glasses: *shatter*
Director: Darn it. To the war please...
Narrator: And...... THEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Nov 13, 2004 18:35:22 GMT -5
Jandalf: (in a piercing contralto) THE WAR!! THE WAR!! THEWARTHEWARTHEWARTHEWARTHEWAAAAAAAAAR!!!
Elrond: SOOOOO MANY PEOPLLLLLLLLLLEEEE...
Elf Chorus: ARE DEAD!!!
Elrond: SO VERY DEAD!!
Elf Chorus: THEY ARE DEAD!!
Elrond: YES, THEY'RE QUITE DEAD!!!
Sauron: (plays a dizzying scale on his violin for a few measures)
King: I AM THE KING!!
Isolder: YOU ARE MY DAD!!!
King: (points accusingly at Jandalf) YOU FORGOT MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!
Jandalf: I FEEL THE SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!
King: Okay, good. (points at Isolder) I AM HIS DAAAAAAAAAAAD!!
Sauron: I AM QUITE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!! GET OFF MY PROPERTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
King: NO!!
Sauron: THEN YOU ARE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
Orc Chorus: DUN, DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN...
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Post by sblomietheinsane on Nov 15, 2004 8:22:50 GMT -5
King: I AM DOOOOOOOMED?
Sauron: YOU ARE DOOOMED, SO VERY DOOMED, AND-YOU-SHALL-DIE!! *kills*
King: Oh! Woe is meeeeeee!! I am dyyyyying! I shall not liiiiive any moooooore!
Elven Chorus: He shall not live anymooooooore....
King: Oh, this is saaaad, so very saaaaad, and I shall die. *dies*
Elven Chrous: OOOOOEEEEEEEAAAAA!! THE KING IS DEAD! THE KING IS DEAAAAAAAAAD!! Whooooo noooooow shaaaaaaaaaaaaaall save us?!
Isuildur: *triumphant horn flourish* Haaaaaail the son of the dead KIIIING!
Elven Chrous: We HAIL! *bows*
Isuildur: *another horn flourish* Haaaaaail the son of the dead KIIIIING!
Elven Chorus: We HAIL! *bows*
Isuildur: *yet another...* HAAAAAAAIL THE SON OF THE DEAD KIIIIIIIIIIII-
Audience: GET ON WITH IT!!!
Isuildur: *clears throat* Oh right, sorry... Where were we?
Sauron: *ahem* I KILLLED YOUR FATHER!!!
Isuildur: NO, YOU ARE MY FATHER!!!
Sauron: *bewildred* What??
Isuildur: *glances at script in hand* Oops, sorry, wrong script... *throws script over shoulder* *ahem*
YOU KILLED MY FATHER??
Sauron: I KILLED YOUR FATHER!
Isuildur: YOU DIIIIIIID??
Sauron: I DIIIIIIIID!
Isuildur: NO!
Sauron: YES!
Isulidur: NOOOO!!!
Sauron: *evil laugh* AND NOOOOOOOOOOW- *dramatic pause* YOU, TOO, SHALL.... DIE!!!
Orc Chorus: *does the cancan* Heeee shalll die, that's what Sauron says, so he will have to diiiiiiie!!
Isuildur: I SHAAAAAALLL NOT DIE!!!
Elven Chorus: He shall not die!
Isuildur: I SHALL KIILL YOU WITH... *looks around wildly* this broken swooooooooooord!!! *stabs*
Sauron: AAAAAAH!! I'M MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELT-ING *dies*
Elven Chorus: And so he dies!
Isuildur: *kisses sword* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, you wonderful swoooooooooord! You have saaaaaaaved my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-fuh!
And then...#nosmileys
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Nov 15, 2004 9:57:19 GMT -5
Elrond: Isildur, you lucky mortal duuuude, you knoooww, you must throooowww, the Ring--
Isildur: You mean this thing? *Holds up cheap plastic ring*
Elrond: No you foolish mortal, the ONE RING!
Isildur: But I'm the KING! And I want to keeeeep iiiiiiitt!
Random Elves: He wants to keeeeeep iiiiiit!
Elrond: It is evil! You will seee,
That's it's no normal jewel-er-y!
Elves: Normal rings cannot steal your soooooouuuul!
Isildur: Phhht!
Elves: He doesn't believe you! He'sbadandmadandsoontobedeaaad!!
Isildur: Wha?
Elves: Nothing.
Elrond: Now I shall wiggle my strange eyebrows dramatically,
So then you shall seee,
The ring must be thrown in the mount so quick-leee!
DESTROY IT!
Isildur: NO!
Elves: He said no, he said no, oh back home he will go!
With that Ring, that darn thing, he is taking the Riiiing!
Isildur: Now the ring is mine! Ain't that just so fine?
Now I'll ride thorough this dark forest all alone and vulnerable hoping that I won't dieeee!
*gets shot full of arrows, falls into a river*
Isildur: What are the odds of that?
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