The only reason you're not, Ali, is because I still haven't figured out the difference between you and Absolon and who all your aliases are. Once I do that, you'll be elite. Okay?
The difference between us? Well, our dna is different.... *smacks self* Do you think I'm Ali? Cause' I'm not. I'm pretty sure I'm not an elite poster. Am I? It's too late for me to try and for coherent speech.
For that you two achive a "I CONFUSED THE ADMIN!" sort of eliteness.